Last one to post wins

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Kill the wabbit!

[lucky7]

I still win.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Oh, look at that! You're not winning now.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Sprawrk!

*falls up escalator*

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Isn't that cute?

...No, not really.

[Mrgh.]

Mrgh.

[Sissyl]

Mr Gh? Lose is that way. I stay here and win.

[Banjo the Puppet]

Worship me!

[Sissyl]

If I did, I would have to accept the existence of Banjhulhu as well. So, no.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Away, my faithful steward. The master has come home.

[lucky7]

I win.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Isn't that cute?

*bzzzap*

That's better.

[HAL 9000]

I can't let you win, Dave.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I already did.

[Schmorgan Heckengaard]

Nope.

[lucky7]

No luck.

[Gruumash .]

for someone called lucky7 you certainly are not lucky in winning.

[lucky7]

I win seven times.

[Gruumash .]

okay but I win the 8th time.

[Charles Scholz]

I only need to win the one that counts.

[lucky7]

nope

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I have won, thanks for coming.

[Sissyl]

No. Vidi, vici, veni is not for undeads.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Why not?

[MythrilDragon]

Move along nothing to see here.

[Mime #8]

...

[MythrilDragon]

I said move along, especially if you don't have a street performers license

[Mime #8]

*slips MythrilDragon a fiver*

...

*nods*

[Captain Spalding]

*slaps both in handcuffs and kicks them out of the thread*

None of that here.

[Gruumash .]

You always had a unnatural fear of mimes perhaps it was that 5th birthday party I threw for you where the assassins dressed up as mimes to try and kill me.

But come on Pumpkin it is time to let that go get over that fear.

[Captain Spalding]

"The only thing to fear is fear itself."

[Mime #8]

...

*leaps out in his terror pose*

[Sissyl]

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MIME!!!"

[Fear Itself]

Captain Spalding wrote:

"The only thing to fear is fear itself."

Hello.

[Mime #8]

*waves to Fear Itself*

[Captain Spalding]

*shudder*

I should start charging. That is the fourth alias I created for other people.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

It's funny, really, it is.

[Charles Scholz]

So is my winning. (At your expense that is.)

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

No. What's funny is you thought you were going to win.

[Charles Scholz]

And I have.

[Gruumash .]

except you haven't because of course I who is your daddy is winning.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Uh, I didn't need to know about all that. Though I'm trying to think of who or what Charles' mother could be with Gruumash. as the daddy.

[Charles Scholz]

He is confusion me with someone else. You know how stupid orcs are.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I guess Gruumash. is just fecund and keeps forgetting who his kids are.

[Charles Scholz]

Like your new avatar. To bad it can't help you win.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Yes, it can.

[Sissyl]

Darth Gruumash doing the "I AM YOUR FATHER" has to be one of the high points of this thread. Which doesn't take much, admittedly.

No, it can't. You're still a widdle biwdie...

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I remember when this used to be interesting.

[gran rey de los dragons]

I don't.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Maybe it never was. *flies away*