If its an ugly puppy? Or a Tuesday?
Yes.
It's clearly unlawful.
wanders into the thread and piddles on the DLoT
What if its a hell hound puppy? Or a poodle?
Is kicking a puppy and evil act?
Possibly.
Confusing "and" & "an" on an Internet messageboard definitely is. :)
It's clearly unlawful.
Excellent Kicks another puppy
Paizonian poodle don't count for the purposes of alingment shifts.
A wise call, however playing one may make you evil however.
Confusing "and" & "an" on an Internet messageboard definitely is. :)
Points to name "Demon lord, I do try to preform one evil act daily"
Now if it is a cat with a handle bar mustache. Or a poodle. that is different.
~kicks Court fool~
See I just got absolution for a minor sin!
If you are a paladin, everything is considered an evil act, unless it's drinking tea, discussing the Code of Conduct and eating monsters(?), apparently...
"Humm no see you say? That hardly seems right bu ok"
Kicks court fool with bladed boots
Those better be Tofumonsters.
If you are a paladin, everything is considered an evil act, unless it's drinking tea, discussing the Code of Conduct and eating monsters(?), apparently...
"Hey would you like a free holy avenger? I got loads of em"
What if you eat the puppy? Is that evil? Or is it just evil in how you prepare said puppy?
Those better be Tofumonsters.
"Oh now that Evil! Hey do you need a job?"
You guys do know I love the attention…right?
Eat your heart out, Sebastian!
If you are a paladin, everything is considered an evil act, unless it's drinking tea, discussing the Code of Conduct and eating monsters(?), apparently..."Hey would you like a free holy avenger? I got loads of em"
Thanks, but no thanks. the second-newest revisement of the Code of Conduct prevents me from wielding anything else than the new Paladin sword of subdual damage, which I am prevented from pulling out of the scabbard by the Code of Conduct's newest revisement. But I wouldn't mind hunting a monster and eating it. Boyo, I sure am hungry!
What if you eat the puppy? Is that evil? Or is it just evil in how you prepare said puppy?
"Long as you kill it to eat then no"
Eat your heart out, Sebastian!
"Wait! Wouldn't getting Sebastian's heart, be a good act?"
What if you eat the puppy? Is that evil? Or is it just evil in how you prepare said puppy?
My alignment allows me to eat anything regardless of it's alignment, as long as I am hungry.
What if you eat the puppy? Is that evil? Or is it just evil in how you prepare said puppy?"Long as you kill it to eat then no"
Awesome I have many recipes for preparing puppy. It's all in the marinade.
My alignment allows me to eat anything regardless of it's alignment, as long as I am hungry.
"I have said almost the very same thing about women"
What if its a hell hound puppy? Or a poodle?
So there is a difference between them?
Awesome I have many recipes for preparing puppy. It's all in the marinade.
"Oh, willing to trade recipes? I have this great one for kitten stew"
My alignment allows me to eat anything regardless of it's alignment, as long as I am hungry.
Lawful Omnivorous?
What if its a hell hound puppy? Or a poodle?So there is a difference between them?
"Besides the taste? The poodles uglier, smells funny and can't be house trained"
I thought eating a kitten was evil:
"Besides the taste? The poodles uglier, smells funny and can't be house trained"What if its a hell hound puppy? Or a poodle?So there is a difference between them?
Thanks! I always get those two confused!
Points to name "Demon lord, I do try to preform one evil act daily"
Confusing "and" & "an" on an Internet messageboard definitely is. :)
Sorry. I thought you were having doubts and I was trying to cheer you up.
Now if it is a cat with a handle bar mustache. Or a poodle. that is different.
~kicks Court fool~
See I just got absolution for a minor sin!
{hides lip fuzz with paw} It's a glandular condition! {runs crying from thread}
Sorry. I thought you were having doubts and I was trying to cheer you up.Points to name "Demon lord, I do try to preform one evil act daily"
Confusing "and" & "an" on an Internet messageboard definitely is. :)
"Ah appreciate that. But I raided a Nunnery and felt all better about myself"
Now if it is a cat with a handle bar mustache. Or a poodle. that is different.
~kicks Court fool~
See I just got absolution for a minor sin!
BWAHAHAHA!
PS You get rewards for major good deeds.
{runs crying from thread}
Look at what you have done!
"Oh, willing to trade recipes? I have this great one for kitten stew"
Awesome I have many recipes for preparing puppy. It's all in the marinade.
Kitten stew? Now thats just evil. No thank you.
Kitten stew? Now thats just evil. No thank you."Oh, willing to trade recipes? I have this great one for kitten stew"
Awesome I have many recipes for preparing puppy. It's all in the marinade.
"Elf burgers then? Gnome kabob? dwarf chilli? portobello mushroom Stuffed tribble roast maybe?"
"Elf burgers then? Gnome kabob? dwarf chilli? portobello mushroom Stuffed tribble roast maybe?"Kitten stew? Now thats just evil. No thank you."Oh, willing to trade recipes? I have this great one for kitten stew"
Awesome I have many recipes for preparing puppy. It's all in the marinade.
Now just a minute Mr. Demon Lord of tribbles,
I have you know that it is a well know fact that elves make a much more tastey pudding due to their natural sweetness than thye ever would a simple burger.I forget which 3rd ed(yes it's been that long ago) adventure had it but in the bad guys lair was a barrel of elf pudding. Yes, my human wizard ate it even knowing what it was cause it was just that darned good. The rest of the party killed the cook before I could get the recipe.
As far as I'm concerned the only civilized way to serve dwarf is spit roasting in order to get off all that hair. Gnomes are like tofu they absorb whatever flavor.
Oh and last peice of cooking advice, always prick the skin of orcs at least and inch deep all over to get rid of the excess fat, like a goose.
"Elf burgers then? Gnome kabob? dwarf chilli? portobello mushroom Stuffed tribble roast maybe?"Now just a minute Mr. Demon Lord of tribbles,
I have you know that it is a well know fact that elves make a much more tastey pudding due to their natural sweetness than thye ever would a simple burger.
I forget which 3rd ed(yes it's been that long ago) adventure had it but in the bad guys lair was a barrel of elf pudding. Yes, my human wizard ate it even knowing what it was cause it was just that darned good. The rest of the party killed the cook before I could get the recipe.As far as I'm concerned the only civilized way to serve dwarf is spit roasting in order to get off all that hair. Gnomes are like tofu they absorb whatever flavor.
Oh and last peice of cooking advice, always prick the skin of orcs at least and inch deep all over to get rid of the excess fat, like a goose.
Now this guy knows how to make a good meal. However, you would have to grind up a lot of elves to make at least one hamburger due to their litheness. Also they are probably good for you, much like tofu burgers.
Gnome kabobs are easy, cut up gnomes into cubes, add assorted peppers and fruit, skewer, marinade, grill until done.
Dwarf chili is a bit too hairy for me. Dwarves are only good for two things, tossing and stealing their beer.
Of course there is always trouble with tribbles.
Dwarves are only good for two things, tossing and stealing their beer.
Dwarves give good leg.
Dwarves are only good for two things, tossing and stealing their beer.Dwarves give good leg.
I'm not a poodle and also Dwarves are short making your leg hump more of an actual dry hump.
...making your leg hump more of an actual dry hump.
...yeah...so?
...making your leg hump more of an actual dry hump....yeah...so?
I'm implying that your offspring with a dwarf will be ugly as sin. And something that should not exist.
I'm implying that your offspring with a dwarf will be ugly as sin. And something that should not exist....making your leg hump more of an actual dry hump....yeah...so?
Hey, what have you got against things that shouldn't exist?!?!
I'm implying that your offspring with a dwarf will be ugly as sin. And something that should not exist....making your leg hump more of an actual dry hump....yeah...so?
Your moms is not technically a dwarf…right? Midget or somesuch?
Your moms is not technically a dwarf…right? Midget or somesuch?I'm implying that your offspring with a dwarf will be ugly as sin. And something that should not exist....making your leg hump more of an actual dry hump....yeah...so?
"Looks to be a Shaved Ewok in a thong."