Is kicking a puppy an evil act?


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Mr. Fishy already told you airbreaters it's not evil if the puppy is a sleep.


A horse would kick a puppy bothering it, would that make the horse evil? Just saying. It's the intent of the kick, are you wanting it to move/go away, or are you trying to cause it physical harm because you like doing that sort of thing.... It's all a question of motivation...


What if kicking the puppy saves other, cuter puppies from harm?


WAS THE PUPPY SLEEPING?


Hey, what if it was Hitler's puppy? Does that make it just an extra-evil puppy, or is the puppy now so evil it wraps around the Alignment Sphere back to good?

Ouch! I think I've strayed into Time Cube country and sprained my brain.


Makarnak wrote:
What if kicking the puppy saves other, cuter puppies from harm?

Illogical because even if the puppies are cute they still should be kicked due to the fact they are puppies and not kittens.

Kicking kittens is one of the most atrocious things a person can do.


Mr.Fishy wrote:
WAS THE PUPPY SLEEPING?

"Sleeping, knocked out, drugged and poisoned are so much alike I find"

Grand Lodge

Glod wrote:
A horse would kick a puppy bothering it, would that make the horse evil? Just saying. It's the intent of the kick, are you wanting it to move/go away, or are you trying to cause it physical harm because you like doing that sort of thing.... It's all a question of motivation...

In this case, would kicking the horse be divine justice??

I know that kicking a pony is just good sense.


what if you just really wanted to kick the puppy?


That is it! I am having a 'Burn The Pathfinder RPG day'. Only a call from the President will persuade me not to.


Pual wrote:
what if you just really wanted to kick the puppy?

Indeed.

Kicking small dogs can be sooooo tempting...


CourtFool wrote:
That is it! I am having a 'Burn The Pathfinder RPG day'. Only a call from the President will persuade me not to.

*ring, ring* *ring, ring*

Hello?

Oh, you wish to speak to CourtFool.

Hold on, I'll see if he's available.

It's for you. It's President Obama and he says he wants you to stop this nonsense.

*hands phone to CourtFool*


O.k. I am calling the whole thing off.

'Tis a silly spectacle anyway.


Not if the puppy is evil and you're doing it for a noble cause...

GRU


Hello Gru

If the puppy is sleep it is good tactics to kink the puppy before it can eat a village.


Mr.Fishy wrote:

Hello Gru

If the puppy is sleep it is good tactics to kink the puppy before it can eat a village.

What if said puppy isn't asleep but is just sleepy? Is it a good idea to kick it then?


JMD031 wrote:
Mr.Fishy wrote:

Hello Gru

If the puppy is sleep it is good tactics to kink the puppy before it can eat a village.

What if said puppy isn't asleep but is just sleepy? Is it a good idea to kick it then?

"Might as well kick it, tis the only way to be sure."


JMD031 wrote:
Mr.Fishy wrote:

Hello Gru

If the puppy is sleep it is good tactics to kink the puppy before it can eat a village.

What if said puppy isn't asleep but is just sleepy? Is it a good idea to kick it then?

Kick it till it is unconsc... asleep & then kick it some more... before it can eat the village!

Hagor


Mr.Fishy wrote:

Hello Gru

If the puppy is sleep it is good tactics to kink the puppy before it can eat a village.

Hi there, Mr. Fishy

yes, that would constitute a worthy cause - and it sounds like a smart way to do it too.

A


JMD031 wrote:
Mr.Fishy wrote:

Hello Gru

If the puppy is sleep it is good tactics to kink the puppy before it can eat a village.

What if said puppy isn't asleep but is just sleepy? Is it a good idea to kick it then?

You HAVE to kick it, remember that it is evil and being LG, means that you have to save the village!

GRU


JMD031 wrote:
Mr.Fishy wrote:

Hello Gru

If the puppy is sleep it is good tactics to kink the puppy before it can eat a village.

What if said puppy isn't asleep but is just sleepy? Is it a good idea to kick it then?

You HAVE to kick it, remember that it is evil and being LG, means that you have to save the village!

GRU


Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Mr.Fishy wrote:

Hello Gru

If the puppy is sleep it is good tactics to kink the puppy before it can eat a village.

What if said puppy isn't asleep but is just sleepy? Is it a good idea to kick it then?
"Might as well kick it, tis the only way to be sure."

yes, kick it into orbit...

Dark Archive

*kicks GRU*

oh wait that isn't a puppy...


CourtFool wrote:
That is it! I am having a 'Burn The Pathfinder RPG day'. Only a call from the President will persuade me not to.

Punting poodles is an everyday activity that people of any alignment can enjoy together.

PUNT!


Your punt-fu is weak.


CourtFool wrote:
Your punt-fu is weak.

But mine isn't.

*casts Chaos Hammer on CourtFool*

Puddles have weak will saves.

Liberty's Edge

Macaroni Slaad wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Your punt-fu is weak.

But mine isn't.

*casts Chaos Hammer on CourtFool*

Puddles have weak will saves.

*puts up GM's screen, checks CF's alignment*

Hmmm....


CourtFool wrote:
Your punt-fu is weak.

Nah, he did it with Force.

I do it in high heeled boots.

PUNT!


Scratches at a flea.


CourtFool wrote:
Scratches at a flea as he sails through the goal posts.

FIFY.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
FIFY.

Check your trunk. I left you a little something.


Studpuffin wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Your punt-fu is weak.

But mine isn't.

*casts Chaos Hammer on CourtFool*

Puddles have weak will saves.

*puts up GM's screen, checks CF's alignment*

Hmmm....

Do not question the wisdom of my intelligence...or is it charisma....

In any case, puddles are by nature non-chaotic. I know this because The Great Ball of String says so. We never question The Great Ball of String on a day that begins with F. So there.

Liberty's Edge

Macaroni Slaad wrote:


We never question The Great Ball of String on a day that begins with F. So there.

That sounds like a law to me...

*puts up GM's screen, checks Macaroni's alignment*


CourtFool wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
FIFY.
Check your trunk. I left you a little something.

::Donates it to the Help George Get a Clue Foundation::


Studpuffin wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:


We never question The Great Ball of String on a day that begins with F. So there.

That sounds like a law to me...

*puts up GM's screen, checks Macaroni's alignment*

I'm sorry but the Shiny Flute of Power says I must now eat you.

*shakes salt on Studpuffin*

You understand right?

If thats not good enough I have a stick who goes by the name of Bob the Devourer and he tells me that if I don't eat you now I'll never become a real boy.

*eats Studpuffin*

Liberty's Edge

Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:


We never question The Great Ball of String on a day that begins with F. So there.

That sounds like a law to me...

*puts up GM's screen, checks Macaroni's alignment*

I'm sorry but the Shiny Flute of Power says I must now eat you.

*shakes salt on Studpuffin*

You understand right?

If thats not good enough I have a stick who goes by the name of Bob the Devourer and he tells me that if I don't eat you now I'll never become a real boy.

*eats Studpuffin*

*Bursts from Macaroni's chest with a squeak*

SURPRISE!


Studpuffin wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
*eats Studpuffin*

*Bursts from Macaroni's chest with a squeak*

SURPRISE!

{adds "Puffin Reverse-Pinata Surprise" to List of Win just after "Adama Maneuver" and "Iocaine Powder / Dread Pirate Showdown"}


I am in love with this thread.


Studpuffin wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:


We never question The Great Ball of String on a day that begins with F. So there.

That sounds like a law to me...

*puts up GM's screen, checks Macaroni's alignment*

I'm sorry but the Shiny Flute of Power says I must now eat you.

*shakes salt on Studpuffin*

You understand right?

If thats not good enough I have a stick who goes by the name of Bob the Devourer and he tells me that if I don't eat you now I'll never become a real boy.

*eats Studpuffin*

*Bursts from Macaroni's chest with a squeak*

SURPRISE!

My sharp teeth and stomach acids may disagree with your ability to escape my stomach.


Surprise!


::Feverishly begins taking recipe notes for Macaroni-Puffin Surprise::


With Spam!


Do you serve that with a red or white wine?


'cause I ain't no holla back grrr-l, ain't no holla back grrl!


'cause I ain't no holla back grrr-l, ain't no holla back grrl!


Kicking is covered, I'd say... What about stomping or does that makes too big a mess?


Gworeth wrote:
Kicking is covered, I'd say... What about stomping or does that makes too big a mess?

Only if you use Doc Martins. And only if you're a real Punk and not a Hipster.

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