It's true. But I feel just awful because he's not talking to me. And now, when I do talk to him, it just looks like I'm crazy...as if I'm talking to nobody.
When the next poster enters their house, they change out of their shoes and a sweater into different shoes and a sweater, singing about some next-door residents.
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*enters to the fanfare of a cheerful piano tune, accompanied by the monotonous piping of a demoniac flautist*
It's a dark, chill evening in the neighborhood,
A hallowed eve to ritually sacrifice a neighbor!
Would you be Yog-Sothoth's?
Could you be Yog-Sothoth's?
It's a beautiful eve for a sacrifice,
A sacrifice in exchange for personal youth and beauty!
Would you IA! IA!?
Could you IA! IA!?
I have always wanted to kill a neighbor just like you!
I've always wanted to satiate the netherworld with YOU, so...
Let's make the most of this chill blood-moon eve,
There's still greater depths of abyssal power to achieve...
Won't you sip human-blood wine
By my Elder Sign
Whilst I KILL my neighbor?!?
The next poster has recently discovered a forgotten form of magick, and will share its secrets with us!
I will, it is called goblin magic. You have to be as ugly as you can and jump around whilst mumbling incoherently. It works in my head at least...
The next poster has a rare find to show the class.
Oh my, yes.
:produces a fist sized bundle, wrapped in lavender silk:
I found this in... on... a moody drifter who has since "left town".
:unwraps bundle, revealing a [REDACTED]:
Isn't it lovely?
The next poster will have a taste.
I have a taste. It's called classy, and I refuse to look your "gift" in the mouth.
The next poster has a set of jaws inside of their jaws!
Do you see my picture? I have jaws in my jaws inside of my jaws!
The next poster is in love with JTDV.
Jambi's calling. "I need you here!"
Apparently there has been an escape.
the next poster will return my... guest... to my tender care.
He had a 'thing' that was called Radar Love, which luckily made him very easy to track down.
The next poster would like to tell us why Brenda Lee was a-coming on Strong.
No deodorant.
The next poster has made a career of singing dirty lullabies.
Oh yes...
"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little [REDACTED]"
"The Itsy-Bitsy [REDACTED]"
"Old MacDonald Had a Giant [REDACTED]"
"Baa, Baa, Black [REDACTED]"
And don't forget my classic children's books:
"Goodnight [REDACTED]"
"One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, [REDACTED]"
"Green [REDACTED] and Ham"
"The Very [REDACTED] Caterpillar"
"Where the Wild Things [REDACTED]"
And
"I Know and Old Lady Who Swallowed a [REDACTED]"
The next poster is my agent, and is entirely responsible for me influencing children all over the world.
As long as you stay off my lawn.
The next poster knows Benny, from the jet of course
He was oh so weird and wonderful,
you know I read it in a magazine.
The next poster has thought about basing a module on the Hotel California.
We’re going to start session 214 of the campaign tomorrow! The PCs still haven’t found a way out, even after checking out in session 93.
The next poster earns the big bucks in an unusual way.
Deer replicators.
The next poster understands why we need so many bucks.
Oh yes. Fortress walls. Of course.
The next poster has found two already, and is looking for the third.
Yeah, these fountains of youth are everywhere nowadays...
The next poster is on the verge of something great.
Silence please. I'm trying to open this bag of corn chips without them exploding all over the room...
The next poster does what with their vacuum cleaner?!?!
Robo bagpipes! (nb: not a euphemism)
The next poster would like to share their recipe for piano rolls.
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Well, I kinda cheat - just order from this source - but they're delicious.
QRS has been manufacturing piano rolls since 1900 and is the only manufacturer of piano rolls still in business today, with over 5,000 master recordings and 45,000 music rolls. We have rolls from actual performances by legendary greats such as Liberace, Scott Joplin, Fats Waller and George Gershwin, among others. We also offer more contemporary selections from artists ranging from Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Ella Fitzgerald to Elton John, Billy Joel, and Yanni. To view our Piano Roll offerings, click on the appropriate category to the left.
The next poster has actually tasted my piano rolls, and lived...sort of.
I don't know...third base ! ! !
The next poster lays eggs.
I do indeed, and have for years, but that's not the interesting part.
The next poster knows what is in the eggs.
You're a good poster, Sliska Zafir! I like you!
The next poster is afraid of homonyms.
I never know if I am spelling it backwards or forwards.....Am I grammatically correct or not!
The next poster discovered a rare strain.
I DID! However I'm still having a hard time understanding it...
The next poster has had one too many.
What can I say? 2 and me go way back.
The next poster regrets something they know they are alone in missing.
Remember the days when I had won the “Last One to Post Wins” thread? Those were good days...
The next poster just remembered something that they had to do a year ago.
<cough cough cough cough cough cough ... >
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I love you sweetleaf!
The next poster loves a different kind of leaf.
Call me a drawkcab will you? We'll see how your slander stands up in the court of law!
The next poster is the judge.
Dearly beloved, we are here to celebrate this thing call life.
The next poster is also an imposter in the court of law.
I'm the love-matic Barrister, and I want you to hold my briefs.
The next poster is auditing Judge Dredd.
ISO CUBE ON MARS FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARS!!!!
The next poster wants mercy.
Please! Let me live...don't do it!
The next poster shall give the final judgment.
The last poster didn't read the rules I think.
The next poster will reprimand them for it.
I commit Order 66 on that poster...and on Goblinbane just for good measure.
The next poster likes to remove keys from their keyboard for a more feng shuiy look and feel.
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