Do you think I worry myself with those kind of quandaries?
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Depends, what is this comfy chair made out of?
Would you believe me if I said no?
How do you know my middle name?
Don't you feel like I am always to blame?
I was told that it was Varisia by my friend but I have come to realize that Osirion is more of what I am going for so I am going to fix that.
Hello all, I am currently running a campaign for 3 players based in Varisia. I have laid down the basics which are that the pharaoh wanted certain objects from a nearby pyramid because he is a "collector" but in reality he is trying to gain more power from these objects because they are enchanted. With all that being said I have gotten the party to level 2 and have gone through 2 separate pyramids and they have found what seems to be the items but I had envisioned them at level 4 by this point... Can anyone help with how I could stall the storyline while leveling them up and keeping things fun?
Are you on my side Sissyl?
Can I go cry now?
Wouldn't you say my looks are impressive enough?
Is it really that important for you to know?
Do you think you could show weakness at some point so that the rest of us lesser clowns can feel good once in awhile?
Do you ever get tired of being right?
Was it ever illegal?
How cheap do you think I am!?
Do you really want me to sing it?
Did you remember to take notes last time we studied?
Weren't you the one that gave it to me?
Does long term memory affect that?
I will not regret it! It was hilarious ;D The next poster runs their own tavern and will recite the specials.
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The next poster haunts other posters dreams.
Reanimating the unanimated: A story about life and love.
Existentialism in the workplace, dos and don'ts
#deadlookonfleek #soulessforthewin The next poster isn't happy with the service they have received.
How far back are we talking?
I was under the impression this was the Copacabana, is it not?
But your jokes have run their course! I am as precise as a laser.
Yet you have no flow like constipation. I may not be able to shut the door on a closet clown but I can sure shut his mouth.
Yet my rhymes are what you thirst! I can shut anyone down.
Didn't you win a nobel prize for it?
The only difference between you and me is people listen to you then bleed from the ears and cry hysterical tears. I can't be stopped no matter what.
How do I get in on this? Can I invest?
Wait...is that a game?
You neglected a comma in there after posting. It's a run-on sentence otherwise... The next poster was on the set of LOST.
Who invented that game?
Do you know him well enough to vouch for his word?
Are you just making that up?
It's all right JTD, he doesn't know what he is missing out on. You would be a great friend to Mr. Ritchie. The next poster started world war 5.
Did you know that exorcisms were invented to remove that inner skeletal demon?
Was there a question in there?
What's a preposition?
Well Rainbows are gateways for the greedy sharp toothed leprechauns to enter our world...and unicorns, well have you seen their horn that they use to gore with. The next poster knows what's up.
What are you referring to?
Since when do dragons wear shoes?
Is it fair to say GoatToucher has exceeded many boundaries?
Why does GoatToucher want a pony and not the obvious answer?
I may be a goblin but I do enjoy a nice pair of loafers, and a warm fox fur coat. Plus you can't forget the hat, with poofy feathers. The next poster doesn't get the concept of money.
Your rhymes are ancient, get with the times. You're out and I'm in, how's that for creation.
But Your baby's in love with Eddie Vedder Nothing wrong with that, he is an icon! You have less guts than the Thanksgiving turkey! My fans are obsessed when I take the stage.
The power of voodoo *starts break dancing and making low beat boxes to create a whole presentation* The next poster has a slick black Cadillac.
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