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Sovereign Court

You'd think that it would be something sinister. But it was just a slumber party!

The next poster was also at slumber party and will tell us the other party goers.


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Benjamin Franklin, the Duke of Earl, the Earl of Dukes, the Duke, Earl, Contessa Isabelle Frankfurter Von Smorgasbord III, Bob (not THAT Bob, the other Bob), Raiden, Yogi Berra, Yogi Bear, Bare Naked Ladies, and three of the five Koala Twins.

I forgot the next poster was there, too, and said poster has SCANDALOUS news from it.

Sovereign Court

I'm ALWAYS there! So I hear everything.

And the scandalous news I have is [SUPER REDACTED]!

The next poster, upon hearing the news, has just had their head explode and their soul now feeds me for eternity!

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

I went into the closet.

The next poster posted a poster of a poser.


Here you go.

The next poster just returned from the most amazing trip.

Liberty's Edge

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I didn't see the stairs, funny thing that.

The next poster nac daer sgniht sdrawkcab.

Sovereign Court

The skill is learning what words could possibly be said, when figuring it out.

The next poster however, is much more skilled than I and can read words in all directions.


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The next poster's head isn't screwed on right.


I can always tell if something is sneaking up on me.

The next poster tried and will warn you not to.


*Shows a "I tried to sneak up on Goth Guru, and all I got was this amazingly verbose set of knife wounds." scar*

The next poster tried to sneak up on GoatToucher, and, well, things ended up poorly...

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Goat Toucher and I don't talk about it anymore, after I offered up the usual sacrifices. A word of advice, Goat Toucher can touch goats, but no one can touch Goat Toucher.

The next poster is a promotional preview of Star Wars IX you can hang on your wall.

Liberty's Edge

*ticktockticktockticktockschtupschtupKONKONKONKONK-printer noises...!*

*beepbeepwhistlewhistleBOOOOOOOOOOMK'BOOMBUMBUMBUMBUM!!!!!*

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

R2-FU is a programmable insult droid.

The next poster is a centerfold of an unspeakable magazine.

Sovereign Court

And that's the LAST time I have Old Doc Flumph as my GP!

That, and the fact that he/it uses oral thermometers to get rid of earwax.

The next poster however, sees no problems with the methods of Old Doc Flumph.


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Of course I don't. The centuries old techniques are still the most effective.

The next poster walked into a bar.


OW!

The next poster is the bartender.


"We don't serve droids here! They are too hard to cook!"

The next poster was offended by that joke.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

But I usually take offense to anything that isn't cooked right, or hasn't had enough stroking time by my tentacles before mastication.

The next poster enjoys several ways to masticate.


Shapeshifting can give a variety of mouths, or mouth-like orifices, that give one a greater appreciation of the foods, or food-like substances, that one masticates upon.

The next poster's mind went there....


My mind did go there. I'm always thinking of what I'll be eating next.

Speaking of next, the next poster has a poster of me eating something.

Scarab Sages

It's the full Goya painting: Saturn Devouring His Son...and beneath that, JTDV devouring Saturn from the feet up!

The next poster ate Neptune.

Sovereign Court

Correction, it's neptuna (the Neptune equivalent of haddock). It's quite tasty actually. Goes great with freeze-dried tangerine chips.

The next poster obviously thinks that I have weird taste in food, but their own taste in food is just as bizarre.


Who am I to judge, Professor ? Although freeze-dried cantaloupe would be much better with nep-tuna in my not humble at all opinion.
Myself I delight in thin slices of (others') humiliation flavored with raw cruelty. It's an acquired taste, of course.

The next poster likes wuxia with its food.

Sovereign Court

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Even sentient furniture needs to be able to defend itself. And besides, heroes have such delicious souls. That and it says "made in China" on my back.

The next poster prefers Greek "Giros".


Giros is a fine fellow, although, don't ask me what he says. It's all Greek to me.

The next poster has a decidedly different view on Giros.


Giro-copters? I love those things as much as I love areo-planes!

The next poster flies above people (and creatures) for the weirdest reason.

Liberty's Edge

If *anybody's* gonna get superpowers from errant cosmic rays, it's gonna be ME!!!

The next poster acquired superpowers from an errant Harryhausen ray.


I have the power of Stop-Motion Animation!

The next poster used this power to rescue the hostages, beat the bad guy, and get the gender non-specific love interest...

Sovereign Court

What can I say, I much prefer the old style of animation.

And I enjoyed the role reversal.

Next poster, in the Jungle you must wait, until the dice reads 5 or 8.


Then I shall cross the wide savannah,
On this horse, whose name is Hannah.

You see, we're not in the desert, so the horse has a name.

The next poster is a plant, or a bird, or a rock, or a thing.


Beep Beep!

Beep Beep!

Scarab Sages

...Well, I thought it was funny. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All the moai on Easter Island have mysteriously come to resemble the next poster's face!

Sovereign Court

<.<

Yeah...

>.>

It's really mysterious.

*Hides chiselling set.*

Next poster, just what is falafel?


Falafel was an Elven keeeng,
Of heeem the harpers sadly seeng,
He was deep-fried and served, of course,
With ta-hi-ni and chili sauce.

The next person is particularly clever Kugel

The Concordance

Da! We come from many sources! Anatoly is kugel, Sergei is caviar, Ivan is kvass, Anya is sólet, and Yuri is wallpaper!

Comrade Next Posterovich has brilliant screenplay and planned cast list for to finally bring TETRIS to big Hollywood screen!


I submitted it to MGM the day before Pixels came out. I haven't heard back from them yet.

The next poster was seen combing the beech.


And the beech's hair is now FABULOUS!

The next poster had an interesting encounter with the beech...

Sovereign Court

*Unintelligible whistles, clicks and hand gestures.*

*Even more unintelligible whistles, clicks and hand gestures.*


Yeah, but I stopped at three.

The next poster has a different use for a bikini.


It's like three slingshots in one!

The next poster is presently developing crossbow lingerie.

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