And saw the laughter
The Game Hamster did not care
For the monkey fling
For the Monkey Fling!
I meant to say Monkey King!
Oh well, pass the dice
Oh well, pass the dice
And bring out the cold iced drinks
For the night is young
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For the night is young
And the wine is far older
mellowed in oak casks
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Mellowed in oak casks
Beneath the tavern floorboards
This brew has a bite!
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This brew has a bite!!
'tis a rather nasty bite
Imma' need stiches
Gangsta' Haiku!!
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Imma' need stitches
My girlfriend is a werewolf
Wrong time of the month!
Wrong time of the month!
For a swimming party too
I swear, curse my luck.
I swear, curse my luck
Don't say 'you don't have the balls'
To the mythic lich.
To the mythic lich.
The undead gather tonight
The horror of death
The Whorer of Death
She'll suck the life out of you
While leaving you stiff
While leaving, you stiff
The waiter; they'll remember
Don't want to go back
Don't want to go back
The Eldritch Horror has a
Penchant for killing
Penchant for killing:
That I am a Psychopath?
"undeniable"
Undeniable
You would see the ugliness
With tears in your eyes
With tears in your eyes
Of joy or remorse, unknown
Twisted psychopath
Twisted Psychopath
Jack the ripper, He killed
Only women, man.
Only women, man
My girlfriend's college dance party
Monogamy. Sigh.
Mon o' Gamey ! Sift
That lil 'rotten cabbage soup.
O putrid banquet !
O Putrid Banquet!
Urgathoa's cult returns.
I hate the undead!
"I hate the undead!"
so screamed the wounded priest
As his life left him.
As his life left him
He realized that his great build
Was not quite as great.
Was not quite as great
As the time when the band had
A munchkin singer
A munchkin singer,
the halfling bard performed a
wicked dirge of doom.
Wicked dirge of Doom
Doctor at last defeated
The Fantastic Four
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Fingers of my left hand are
All that saves my thumb.
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All that saves my thumb
Is the knife can't fully slice
Dangerous bagel
Dangerous bagel
the short lived spin-off about
Danger bear's cousin
Danger bear's cousin
Sounds like we should keep the kids
Away from him too
Away, from him too,
was his long lost beloved
Who would not return.
Who would not return
Nearly a generation
Then came Eccleston!
Then came Eccleston!
Then Tennant, Smith, Capaldi
Who is the doctor
Who is the doctor?
Good luck; we're all counting on
You, Dr. Rumack
You, Dr. Rumack
Surely you are just joking
Don't call me Shirley
Don't call me Shirley
I've gone through my transition
My name is Steve now.
My name is Steve, now
Don't you ever forget it.
For I am mighty!
For I am mighty!
And I have clawed my way through
Loaded dish washers
Loaded dish washers
Only exist after meals
It does not pay well
"It does not pay well
to be the troubleshooter"
Is what he told me
Is what he told me
Truth? If not, what part is false?
This guy wants details!
This guy wants details
How did it go down last night?
Gentlemen don't tell.
Gentlemen don't tell
Especially those who have
A knife in the back.
A knife in the back
A musket aimed at your chest
Running the gauntlet
Running the gauntlet
does not sound like a good plan
to anyone with sense
Anyone with sense
Sounds like a good plan to me
Driving Miss Daisy
Driving Miss Daisy
Sounds like a euphemism
What's being implied?
What's being implied?
I messed up again? absurd.
I make no mistakessss
I make no mistakesss
Said the large oddly shaped snake
Have a cow for lunch
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Havoc - OW! - for lunch
Madness - KABOOM! - for breakfast
Chaos for dinner
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Chaos for dinner
I'm hiding in your closet
Let the games begin
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