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Vile Young! You slurper!
We sip in polite silence
This is not Japan


This is not Japan
Please put the chopsticks down now
We are using forks

Liberty's Edge

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We are using forks
And recalcitrant toddlers
To test the outlets


To test the outlets
We filled the lake with piranha.
"Surprize!" river-folk!


Surprise river-folk!
Not fish or frogs or insects,
But damp Moongose-men!

Grand Lodge

moongose-men stay back!
I've got a magical sword
and I WILL kill you

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

And I will Kill You
Six ways to Sunday, unless
It may be raining


It may be raining,
But our car made out of salt
Will work. Believe me!

Scarab Sages

Will work believe me?
My family thinks I'm nuts
A close encounter


A Close Encounter
Of the Third Kind: Aliens
Have probed my behind


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Half probed my behind?
That's no kind of work ethic.
Get all up in there!


"Get all up in there!"
Shouted Ulysses to troops
"There's room in that horse!"


"There's room in that horse!"
If only the horse could speak,
He would disagree.


He would disagree
That the plan was a good one
But now he is dead

Scarab Sages

Butt? Now he is dead
And I'm one step closer to
A floating torso


A. Flohting, Torso
Specialist: a doctor who
Is kind of a quack

Grand Lodge

'is kind of a quack'
my description of doctors
no shots for me please


No shots for me please
Your beer tastes like piss and Your
Vodka is obscene

Grand Lodge

Vodka is obscene
take your drink elsewhere right now
I hate alcohol


Are there any meme haiku's?

LInk for fun

Discuss....


I hate alcohol
And posters who don't follow
The rules of this thread

Liberty's Edge

The rules of this thread
Are surely a long-spun yarn
For confused knit-wits

Grand Lodge

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KenderKin wrote:

Are there any meme haiku's?

LInk for fun

Discuss....

KenderKin please stop

Think about what you have done
Give us a Haiku!


For confused knit-wits
Give us a Haiku or we
will break your kneecaps

Liberty's Edge

"Wil, break your knee-caps!"
Dominate Person spell used
On that Wheaton guy


On that Whedon guy
Redheaded and going bald
Doesn't matter much

Scarab Sages

Doesn't matter much
C turned it to energy
Relativity


Relativity
Is okay, but I prefer
Quantum Mechanics

Scarab Sages

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Quantum Mechanics
Is your car fixed or broken?
Maybe both at once!


"Maybe both at once!"
Said Schrödinger, "As long as
The box remains shut!"

Liberty's Edge

"The box remains shut!"
My mind went somewhere with this:
Proposition failed!


Proposition failed
She will not go out with me
Maybe it's the tusks


Maybe it's the tusks
Gotta go and pack my trunk
El Elefante

Grand Lodge

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El Elefante
something I have to google
did not like that much

Scarab Sages

did not like that "much"
I liked it MORE, liked it MOST
Sesame Street skit


Sesame Street Skit:
Oscar the Grouch decides that
Trash smells kind of bad

Grand Lodge

'trash smells kind of bad
I will stop eating garbage'
-said no otyugh


Said no otyugh:
"Actually, I won't eat
The gloffies right now."

Scarab Sages

"THE GLOFFIES! RIGHT! Now...."
Otyugh plays the part of
Graham Chapman's Colonel


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Graham Chapman's Colonel
Finds this all quite silly and
Cuts to the next sketch

Liberty's Edge

Cuts to the next sketch
Are due to Austerity
No use complaining

Grand Lodge

No use complaining
We're playing paranoia
Get your laser gun.


Get your laser gun!
It's time to go hunting for
Doggone space varmints


Dog: "Gone! Space Varmints!
What Dog supposed to chase now?"
Cat: "Go f~~# yourself."


Katgo, f~&@ yourself!
What kind of band calls itself
Katgo anyway?

Grand Lodge

Katgo anyway
that is a hard phrase to use
please try another


please try another
conversation subject. dear.
The tears have returned.


The tears have returned.
Please, go get my sewing kit.
Frikkin' Captain Blood...

Liberty's Edge

Frikken' Captain Blood
Used Corporal Punishment
Against Private Parts

Scarab Sages

Against private parts?
Some want to lift the stigma
Public nudity!

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