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Echoes in tape hiss
In which you hear the voices
Of ghosts far away

Liberty's Edge

Of ghosts far away,
And of close, kindred spirits
Tales have been woven


Tails have been woven
Out of the hair off my back
Disgusting plushies

Liberty's Edge

Discuss Sting plushies:
The singer or the wrestler
Which one will sell more?


You know I originally I wanted my avatar name to be Cuchulainn but it said that it was taken
Which one will sell more?
Cuchu

Scarab Sages

Which one will sell more:
Church that turns away sinners?
One that welcomes them?


One that welcomes them?
That's the one to look out for
It will eat you up

Scarab Sages

It will eat you up
Great monster of the garden
It's a gazebo


It's a gazebo?
Did you mean a Glabrezu?
A big difference

Liberty's Edge

A big difference
A small similarity
No comparison


No Campari, son?
I require an apertif!
You're a lousy host.

Scarab Sages

You're a lousy host
Says Sissyl to girl beneath
It's time to eat you


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It's time to eat you
"In what way?" I inquired
Context is vital

Scarab Sages

Context is vital
But hard to detect online
No one understands

Liberty's Edge

No one understands
And I don't care to explain
It kills the punchline


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

It kills the punchline
To define words you don't know,
Illiterate dunce!


Illiterate dunce
Is my superhero name
Foes can't stop laughing

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

Removed posts. Let's leave politics out of this. Thanks.

Scarab Sages

Foes can't stop laughing
Few worse feelings than public
Humiliation


Humiliation
It rhymes with Silmarillion I think I got the syllables correct
If you squint enough


If you squint enough
no poems make like, any sense
Refrigerator.


Rifrigerator
It is not running, Caller
My power is out

Liberty's Edge

My power is out
Three minutes is not that long
Warning light's blinking


Warning light's blinking
Time to replace the engine
Do you have a wrench?

Scarab Sages

Do you have a wrench?
I suspect Colonel Mustard
The Billiard Room


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The Billiard Room
or as it has become now
the Abattoir


"The Abattoir!"
Foe of Adam West Batman
Did furniture crimes

Scarab Sages

Did furniture crimes
Before their gruesome murders
Manson family


Manson family
Enjoys Christmas just like you
Don't piss them off though

Liberty's Edge

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Don't piss them off though
Just expectorate at them
Six bottles will fall


Six bottles will fall
Into this plastic bag here
To be recycled

Scarab Sages

To be recycled
Or not to be recycled?
That is the question


That is the question
The answer is forty-two
Thanks for all the fish!


Thanks for all the fish
But I’m allergic to them
Fish make me gassy

Scarab Sages

Fish make me gassy
Bird makes me retain water
The turf is well-done

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The turf is well-done,
Best grass ever, for baseball,
Lay down, take a nap.


Lay down, take a nap
Best advice I ever got
Other than "drink beer"!

Scarab Sages

Other than drink beer,
There ain't much to do but fight
Spaghetti Western


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Spaghetti western
but rather yakisoba
spaghetti eastern


Spaghetti eats tern?
I wish that I was dreaming
Pasta is deadly

Liberty's Edge

Pasta is dead, Lee
Everyone's eating quinoa
It's a Super Food!

Scarab Sages

Itza superfood
The chariots of the gods
Those crazy Aztecs!

Liberty's Edge

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Those crazy-ass techs,
Always building something rad,
Like purple androids.


Like purple androids?
Come on down to Discount Dans!
Robots are half-off!

Liberty's Edge

Robots are half-off
The legs work, but not the rest
The waist up just sags


The waist up just sags
Drinking beer again, I see?
A stout and an ale!

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

One stout and one ailed

At two ends of the spectrum,

Like most things in life.


Like most things in life
Cheese is always the answer
Now just fancy that

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