Public Nudity?
Not in my sports arena!
Find the T-Shirt Gun!
Find the T-Shirt, Gunn!
This is the worst episode
Of Project Runway.
O.F. project runway
Secret government project
Keeping planes airborne
Keeping planes airborne
Thats easier than keeping
This dumb thread alive
This dumb thread: A live
Commentary on our own
Warped thought processes
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Warped throat processes:
Swallowing a melon whole
Is not natural!
Is not natural!
Stop it immediately
Dumb ex-druids
Dumb "X-Druids"
Marvel has jumped the shark with
All vegan heroes
All-vegan heroes
Some you would never expect
Weird Al Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Perhaps one day your bard can
Dare to be stupid
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"Dare to be stupid?"
You got to be kidding me:
It's a way of life.
"It" 's a way of life?!
Sounds more like a way of death
WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE
We all float down here
Because the machine here makes
Antigravity
antigravity
floating weightless, feeling free
I'm very tranquil
I'm very tranquil
Thanks to all the Thorazine
The Gatekeeper's out!
The Gatekeeper's out!
The Elder Gods shall return!
Ia! Ia! Yog-Sothoth!
"Ia! Ia! Yog Sothoth!"
That is what my teacher said.
Pre-school sure is fun!
Pre-school sure is fun!
everyone running around
none of them know jack.
"None of them know Jack
"That's why he's the perfect spy!"
Exclaimed the Big Boss
X claimed the Big Boss.
He left all the little guys
For Q, Y, and Z.
for Q, Y, and Z
(quimbly, yorshen, and zorinth)
I have left treasure.
I have left treasure
Inside GoatToucher's workroom
Get it if you dare
Get it? If you dare?
It's a pun, okay? A PUN!
Can't you take a joke?
Can't you take a joke?
Yes, as soon as one's offered.
Until then, waiting.
Until then, waiting
For Godot to arrive here
But he won't, will he?
But he won't, will he?
No one would be THAT stupid.
Please don't throw the gnome...
Please, don't throw the gnome
He hasn't practiced landing
He'll need to be healed
Heel needs to be healed
After grudge match with the Face
Wrestlemania!
Wrestlemania
The neighbor and ally of
Yursovainia
You're so vain, Eeya,
You are a good example
Of narcissism
of narcissism,
hypocrisy, and sadness,
which one is the worst?
Which one is the worst:
The old "Dagger Up the Strap",
Or blows on the head?
Orb low on the head
Is shining very brightly!
Attack the weak spot!
Attack the weak, Spot!
Be the Hellhound that I trained!
You have been unleashed!
You have been unleashed!
Go Fifi! Please, go and play!
Now I can escape!
Now I can escape!
Fifty Raincoats made a raft
Bye-bye Alcatraz!
Bye-bye Alcatraz
You've become a museum
A nation evolves
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A nation evolves
But to evolve much faster
You need aliens.
You need aliens
To abduct all the people
Who don't post haikus
Who don't post haikus
The madman in the Blue Box
Ain't got time for dat!
Ain't got time for Wat
Angkor or any others
Ruins can be dull
Ruins can be dull
So that's why I brought torches,
BURN IT TO THE GROUND!!1!!11!!
"BURN IT TO THE GROUND!"
"But...but...that's an orphanage...."
Alignment shift time
alignment shift time
50,000 mile service
It's gonna cost you
"It's gonna cost you
"An arm or a leg. Which one?"
"Left arm," I grumble
"Left arm", I grumble
How many more limbs are there?
I'm an octopod.
I'm an octopod
Now I'm just some weird human
I love shapeshifting
I love shapeshifting
That's why I am a Druid
With 7 Wisdom
With 7 Wisdom
Dreams become realities
Magic of madness
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Magic of Madness
Welcome to the House of Fun
Let's go One Step Beyond!
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