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Let the games begin
Bring your chaos stew tonight
OH! I rolled a one!


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OH! I rolled a one!
Such luck comes to me often.
It seldom ends well.


It seldom ends well,
When Goattoucher gets involved.
It does not look good.

Dark Archive

It does not look good
Patient dead; good thing I'm a
Reanimator

Grand Lodge

Reanimator
That's what you call the person
Who makes the sequel


Who makes the sequel?
A tough question that truly is.
I cannot answer.

Scarab Sages

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I cannot answer
I can only ask questions
I'm on JEOPARDY!


I'm on JEOPARDY
could not get the questions right,
Almost like weird "Al"

Liberty's Edge

Almost like Weird Al
It was "Close, but No Cigar"
I guess it's "Trash Day"


I guess it's "Trash Day"
It is out before morning
Dog poo in the can


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Dog poo in the can!
He yelled, tossing the grenade
Splash effect was bad


Splash effect was bad
It caught my friends in its wake
Unpredictable


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Unpredictable
Nothing more to say of them
Damn tabletop players

Silver Crusade

Damn tabletop players!
The Game Master screamed again
Munchkins every last one


Munchkins every last one!
The Game Hamster screamed again.
Sorry, I digress...


Sorry, I digress...
Back to the topic at hand
Haiku's are pretty fun

Scarab Sages

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Haikus are pretty fun
Seventeen-syllable sneeze
Haiku? Gesundheit!


Haiku? Gesundheit!
She gathered up her courage
The ninja unseen

Grand Lodge

The ninja, unseen
Fell into a CR 1
Pit trap with no rope.

Liberty's Edge

Pitt rap with no rope
Just a mean hook and sick beat
Bustin' rhymes so dope

Grand Lodge

Bustin rhymes so dope
That even the mighty pope
Was like: 'What's that? Nope!'


Was like: 'What's that? Nope!'
The Halfling thought he was hid
Said the Dragon Smaug


Said the Dragon Smaug,
"Killed by an arrow was I,
What a way to go!"


What a way to go
I shall bite the villagers
And they will like it

Liberty's Edge

And they will like it
Or perhaps even love it
That's masochism


That's masochism
Loving a succubus is
Don't let them grapple

Liberty's Edge

Don't let them grapple
With the existential dread
Keep their lives simple

Scarab Sages

Keep their lives simple
Keep them poor, stupid, and scared
Basic tyranny


Basic Tyranny
Is nothing compared to the
Power of the Force!

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Power of the Force!
Blasts from your hindquarters,
So sayeth Yoda.


So sayeth Yoda
At haikus, good, not very
Give the guy a break

Scarab Sages

"Give the guy a break"
So said the mafia boss
"An arm and a leg"


An arm and a leg
Sacrifice for RPG
New revision blues


New revision blues
Much like old revision blues
But with more money

Liberty's Edge

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But with more money,
You will become more alone,
Unless game books count.

Scarab Sages

Unless game books Count
We shall have to make do with
Big Bird as DM


Big Bird as DM
And Beaver Jerry Mathers
As an NPC

Liberty's Edge

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As an NPC,
Jessica Alba will steal,
PC attention.


PC attention
Can you stop using your phone?
I'm trying to talk

Scarab Sages

I'm trying to talk
But the air's dead around me
The sound of silence


The sound of silence...
You get this after you fart
In a crowded room


Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

In a crowded room
A flame begins to blossom
Leaving only ash

The Exchange

Leaving only ash
As I Channel negative
All praise Ymeri!


All praise Ymeri
And we can worship Yanni
Weird taste in music

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Weird taste in music
Weird sounds coming from my mouth
Why eat a CD?

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Twelve days later,
No one has posted in here,
Maybe a dead thread...


Maybe a dead thread...
Why not at all deaths snake
Has only begun

Scarab Sages

Has only bogun
Druidic homunculus
3.0 magic


3.0 magic
I rule the recent forums
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes


Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes
Yesterday's musical shades
Echoes in tape hiss

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