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Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Eat Mr. T *Crunch*
I pity the fool who eats
Humans like me up

Scarab Sages

Humans like me up
But vampires like me down
What am I? The Sun

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

What am I, the Sun?!
Grow your own damn vegetables,
You garden shirkers.

Scarab Sages

You garden Sherpas
Can never hope to rise high
As Tenzing Norgay


As Tenzing Norgay
Died way back in '86
Let's find another.

Scarab Sages

Let's find another
Species to rule over Earth
Humanity sucks!

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Humanity sucks
Too many politicians
The are the problem!

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

The _____ are the problem!
Then what is the solution?
I will let you guess.


I will let you guess
What I have in my pocket
(Hint: It's my penis.)

Scarab Sages

It's my Pen-15
Membership that makes me the
Cool Kid in 8th-grade

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Cool Kid in 8th grade,
Was Bully in 7th grade,
Now a Hot Freshman.


Now a hot, fresh man
Taken right out of the tank
Would be nice right now.

Scarab Sages

Would be 'Nice' right now
If that won't work, try 'Lying'
Malcolm's Mood-Meter

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Malcom's mood met her
Right where she did not want him
Too overbearing.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Two over Bearing
Straits, Jet packs' fuel running low
Landing in cold water.

Scarab Sages

Land in cold water
As you drink a hot coffee
Don't step on the fish!


"Don't, Stephon! The FISH!"
She screamed as the tank spilled forth.
He held a hammer.

Scarab Sages

He held a hammer.
Your guy was nailed to some boards.
Got any questions?

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Got any questions?
Why, that makes you curious,
Doesn't it, my child?

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Doesn't Itt, my child,
Looks great in his bowler hat
Addams Family rocks.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

A damned family
Of rocks has nothing on you,
Tray of butter rolls.


Trey, of Butter Rolls
You are the most courageous
Knight of Pastry Land

Sovereign Court

"Knight of Pastry Land"
Holds King Candy for ransom
Antipaladin!


Anti-paddlin!
None of you should spank your kids.
Give them a "time out"

Scarab Sages

Give them a time out
Of Time, a place without Space,
In THE TWILIGHT ZONE


In THE TWILIGHT ZONE
Place is a madhouse...you know?
I forgot the words

Scarab Sages

I forgot the words
And the gestures just looked rude
Wizard's apprentice


Wizard's apprentice
Such a bountiful malice
Will he rocks your socks ?

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