Mocks those that believe they can sneak in after the fact and declare victory when no one is looking and chides them for their rude behaviour!
EDIT: Top of page post! >:D
Mocks people who still think top of page is anything special.
Mocks people who still think top of page is anything special.
Derides those that are obviously jealous that they didn't get the top page post.
FIRST
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Points out in the most condescending way that there is a thread for who posts lasts wins
Nuh uh.
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"Restates the original controversial topic."
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RACIST SOCIALIST NAZI TREE HUGGING COMMUNIST HIPPY FACIST OF QUESTIONABLE SEXUAL ORIENTATION!!!! That should about cover it.
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Can't we all just agree that my opinions are the best ones and have everyone just listen to what I have to say and forget about everything else?
Can't we all just agree that my opinions are the best ones and have everyone just listen to what I have to say and forget about everything else?
You're opinion would be just "BADWRONGFUN!!"
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I'm not a [insert any race/culture/community/minority], but I'm reasonably certain their opinion would be....
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RACIST SOCIALIST NAZI TREE HUGGING COMMUNIST HIPPY FACIST OF QUESTIONABLE SEXUAL ORIENTATION!!!! That should about cover it.
Points out only 1 ! is necessary, excessive use of the ! demonstrates MBT's lack of class and style.
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Dismisses The 8th Dwarf's lack of understanding of modern symbolic emphatic punctuation as the reason for his questionable logic and/or rank body odor.
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Makes a post mocking The 8th Dwarf for assuming MBT ever had anything that even remotely resembled class or style.
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Points out that not all message board trolls are as classless as MBT. By implying that they are—by not specifically saying so—Triphoppenskip is a rude troll-bigot.
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Realizes that the Flame War has died down needlessly and insults all other participants for their lack of spine and dedication to proving their worthless opinions correct!
Gets REALLY ANGRY!
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Gets REALLY ANGRY!
FEEDS OFF THE ANGER!!!! Makes a point to disagree with AngryNerdRage Demon on his post even though in real life agrees with what he is saying.
Gets REALLY ANGRIER!!
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*Throws more fuel for the flames*
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*laughs maniacally*
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Sulks!
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Squeak.
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SQUEAK.
Blatant threadjack
Asks if you could put 2 online posters on a island to argue for eternity, who would they be?
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Blatant threadjack
Asks if you could put 2 online posters on a island to argue for eternity, who would they be?
OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVEOS and Message board troll, obviously.
Expresses outrage that he was mentioned in a post regardless of the context.
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Attacks half the posters in the thread by saying that they're worse than Adolph Hitler and defends the other half by saying they're just as good as Adolph Hitler.
Thinly veiled racial slur
Tears the veil.
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Batman is chaotic good.
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Dressed in a tantalizing maid outfit, she goes to clean up the ashes after the Flame War and trips over the too-obvious Troll corpse in the floor.
She promptly gets up and kicks a nearby crying Goblin baby, worthless 5 ft.-by-5 ft. space-wasting sack of EXP that it is. The Goblin baby knocks a Helmet of Opposite Alignment onto a marauding Orc's head, the future Sir Bitgroper of Belzken, Savior of All Oozekind and Wielder of the Sacred Codpiece.
She then lets out a series of gender-based, orientation-based, racial, religious, political, philosophical, literary, artistic, and technological slurs, along with a few choice words about people's rectal sphincters, before striding away purposefully... only to trip over a table.
She shakes her fist to the sky, "DAMN YOU TABLES!!!"
Demands posters refocus on his question as it's much more important than OP's question
Farts in your general direction.
Mocks the improper use of Monty Python reference in that it lacked the proper French accent. Closes with "Now gou away orr I weel taunt t'yu a second time" and chuckles at his own self-perceived witty nature.
Farts in your general direction.
Replies to the wrong poster
Tells poster that he must ride the small bus to school as his rules knowledge is lacking.
Superman is lawful neutral.
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*accuses someone of committing a fallacy, commits Fallacy Fallacy*
Batman is better than Superman!
Accuses half the posters of being intellectually dishonest and the other half of not having an intellect.
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*Accuses I'm Hiding In Your Closet of BEING a straw man argument!*
*Takes torch to the straw man named I'm Hiding In Your Closet, only to find out he isn't made of straw*
"Uhhhhh..... whoops?"
*Trips over another table*
"Where are all these damn tables coming from?!"
Batman is better than Superman!
Star Wars > Star Trek > Firefly.
Batman is better than Superman!Star Wars > Star Trek > Firefly.
Quark was the only one true science fiction series and all others are naught but pale imitations and near beer by comparison!
*Also makes sure that Roomlord Sore-shins is totally surrounded by tables of all sizes, shapes and descriptions. Then puts out the fire on I'm Hiding In Your Closet by spawning on him.*
Is happy everyone is arguing, continues eating paste.