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Mocks the improper use of Monty Python reference in that it lacked the proper French accent. Closes with "Now gou away orr I weel taunt t'yu a second time" and chuckles at his own self-perceived witty nature.

Gross.

Wait ... the dretching finds something gross!?!?!?!??! Now I have seen everything.

CourtFool wrote:

Although, I have to say I enjoy the Slaads more than the Jacks. More panache.

I wouldn't go that far. The Jacks are annoying but at least they don't want to put eggs into us.

<pops back from the Maelstrom carrying a copy of Slaads are from the Maelstrom, Poodles are from Some Unnamed, Fluffy, Landmine-filled Plane>

We only want to put eggs in you because we love you poodle-thingies. And a slaad-poodle love child is the best means of expressing this.

<makes bluff check and fails miserably>

Ah crap ...

<plane shifts back to the Maelstrom>

<pops back in from the Maelstrom wearing a chef's hat and apron>

Dog biscuits! Getcher dog biscuits here!

<breaks out bowls full of egg-filled dog biscuits>

<under his breath> This'll teach those filthy little creatures to hump my legs.

<plane shifts back to the Maelstrom>

What? The big, bad slaad can't take it?

Even the strongest slaad has it's limits. I am a mere Spinach Slaad, but enough of a slaad to do this!

<punts Snarky Poodle>

Ugh! I must return the Maelstrom and clean off my legs. Filthy little creatures.

<plane shifts out>

Can't we all just hump along?

I'm back and all you poodles will ... what the? What are you poodles doing? Get off of my legs! Stop that! I'm not a poodle dang it!

<starts plane shifting poodles to random planes>

Too ... many ... poodles ... for ... one ... slaad.

Spinach Slaad wrote:

Someone said there was a Poodle Battle Royale going on over here ... Oh, hey! Here comes the fun!

*breaks out his Figurine of Wondrous Power - Dog Catcher and activates*

C'mere poochie!

Ahm sory, butt u mised al teh akton. Wee wer pwned. Ai gto cersed wit a speil choas bei teh gityaki.

Dang! Sometimes being Chaotic Neutral can be a pain in the butt ... makes putting together an organized assault tricky to say the least.

*pulls out Grannick's Elixir of Chewing Deterrent - Bitter Apple Flavor and sprays all the chew toys before plane shifting back to the Maelstrom*

Someone said there was a Poodle Battle Royale going on over here ... Oh, hey! Here comes the fun!

*breaks out his Figurine of Wondrous Power - Dog Catcher and activates*

C'mere poochie!