I do find it funny that based off of the first page I'm still a n00b, just because I haven't sheepishly joined one of those silly little cults.
It's not to late to give yourself over to the great Fryer!
Because they can. :)
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That sounds less like a cult invitation and more like a commercial for KFCI do find it funny that based off of the first page I'm still a n00b, just because I haven't sheepishly joined one of those silly little cults.It's not to late to give yourself over to the great Fryer!
Come on down to Jerry Garcia's Chicken. Prepared with Jerry's secret blend of herbs and spices, we promise you'll be begging for more.
See it starts, and I bet they didn't even realize they became my cultist in trying to put me down.Pshaw, eventually someone will create the laughing man cult, because I am clearly superior to all of you. In fact I think my roomate might start one any minute.HA-HA-HA!
I laugh at you.
Note proposition: 'at' not 'with'
Come on down to Jerry Garcia's Chicken. Prepared with Jerry's secret blend of herbs and spices, we promise you'll be begging for more.
Sounds great...I've got the munchies something fierce.
See it starts, and I bet they didn't even realize they became my cultist in trying to put me down.Pshaw, eventually someone will create the laughing man cult, because I am clearly superior to all of you. In fact I think my roomate might start one any minute.HA-HA-HA!
I laugh at you.
What's your position on kobolds and spiders?
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Note proposition: 'at' not 'with'See it starts, and I bet they didn't even realize they became my cultist in trying to put me down.Pshaw, eventually someone will create the laughing man cult, because I am clearly superior to all of you. In fact I think my roomate might start one any minute.HA-HA-HA!
I laugh at you.
Note doesn't matter: you're still laughing
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What's your position on kobolds and spiders?See it starts, and I bet they didn't even realize they became my cultist in trying to put me down.Pshaw, eventually someone will create the laughing man cult, because I am clearly superior to all of you. In fact I think my roomate might start one any minute.HA-HA-HA!
I laugh at you.
They're both delicious and quite funny
Runs away, crying for his hero to protect him.
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Runs away, crying for his hero to protect him.
what I didn't say I would eat you, merely that kobolds taste good, dolphin is delicious, doesn't mean I try to spear every porpose I see. Besides, the funny is more important than the delicious, although honestly I think everything is funny to begin with. Of course I think most things are delicious too. Seriously, you could have asked me what my position on humans was, and I would have said the same thing. And I am human. Doesn't change the fact that a sedentary lifestyle leaves most of our meat rediculously tender, and fatty like bacon.
EDIT: In fact pretty much any creature made of meat is going to get that response. Granted some meats need cooking first and some are better raw, but in the end, they all end up delicious.
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Runs away, crying for his hero to protect him.
what I didn't say I would eat you, merely that kobolds taste good, dolphin is delicious, doesn't mean I try to spear every porpose I see. Besides, the funny is more important than the delicious, although honestly I think everything is funny to begin with. Of course I think most things are delicious too. Seriously, you could have asked me what my position on humans was, and I would have said the same thing. And I am human. Doesn't change the fact that a sedentary lifestyle leaves most of our meat rediculously tender, and fatty like bacon.
EDIT: In fact pretty much any creature made of meat is going to get that response. Granted some meats need cooking first and some are better raw, but in the end, they all end up delicious.
Eat me.
Eat me.Runs away, crying for his hero to protect him.
what I didn't say I would eat you, merely that kobolds taste good, dolphin is delicious, doesn't mean I try to spear every porpose I see. Besides, the funny is more important than the delicious, although honestly I think everything is funny to begin with. Of course I think most things are delicious too. Seriously, you could have asked me what my position on humans was, and I would have said the same thing. And I am human. Doesn't change the fact that a sedentary lifestyle leaves most of our meat rediculously tender, and fatty like bacon.
EDIT: In fact pretty much any creature made of meat is going to get that response. Granted some meats need cooking first and some are better raw, but in the end, they all end up delicious.
I've had worse proposistions, so is it true... are you? Like a bull?
Runs away, crying for his hero to protect him.
Last Knight Left, your begging for a cult has grown out of hand. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to make him shut up?!
I highly recommend you apologize to the frea--er, Kobie. And tell him that you don't really eat kobolds or spiders.
A runt even for a kobold, Kobie grips KC's leg, squeaking, whining, and moaning piteously.
Pressed between his arms and KC's leg is his Jeff the Spider plushie.
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Runs away, crying for his hero to protect him.
Last Knight Left, your begging for a cult has grown out of hand. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to make him shut up?!
I highly recommend you apologize to the frea--er, Kobie. And tell him that you don't really eat kobolds or spiders.
That'd be true if I had once begged for a cult. Begging requires caring, oooh no I don't have a bunch of avatars of people pretending to be me or a fan, how will I ever get along in life.
As it is, I can't tell him something that isn't true. I've eaten spiders before, the fact is that studies show that humans eat an average of 8 spiders in their lifetime and my age on the average human life span means that I've eaten at least 2 on average. And since I've always been above average in everything, I'm guessing I'm at 3-4 :).
As for Kobolds, I've never eaten a kobold. But that's because I've never seen kobold meat anywhere except the interwebs. If someone handed me a plate of freshly cooked kobold I wouldn't hesitate to try it. but that's true of anything I don't consider disgusting to eat no matter how much of a delicacy it is (I won't eat poo I don't care if your culture does).
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Runs away, crying for his hero to protect him.
Last Knight Left, your begging for a cult has grown out of hand. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to make him shut up?!
I highly recommend you apologize to the frea--er, Kobie. And tell him that you don't really eat kobolds or spiders.That'd be true if I had once begged for a cult. Begging requires caring, oooh no I don't have a bunch of avatars of people pretending to be me or a fan, how will I ever get along in life.
As it is, I can't tell him something that isn't true. I've eaten spiders before, the fact is that studies show that humans eat an average of 8 spiders in their lifetime and my age on the average human life span means that I've eaten at least 2 on average. And since I've always been above average in everything, I'm guessing I'm at 3-4 :).
As for Kobolds, I've never eaten a kobold. But that's because I've never seen kobold meat anywhere except the interwebs. If someone handed me a plate of freshly cooked kobold I wouldn't hesitate to try it. but that's true of anything I don't consider disgusting to eat no matter how much of a delicacy it is (I won't eat poo I don't care if your culture does).
First, spiders do not climb into our mouths while we sleep.
Second, my cult could kick your cult's ass.
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Runs away, crying for his hero to protect him.
Last Knight Left, your begging for a cult has grown out of hand. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to make him shut up?!
I highly recommend you apologize to the frea--er, Kobie. And tell him that you don't really eat kobolds or spiders.That'd be true if I had once begged for a cult. Begging requires caring, oooh no I don't have a bunch of avatars of people pretending to be me or a fan, how will I ever get along in life.
As it is, I can't tell him something that isn't true. I've eaten spiders before, the fact is that studies show that humans eat an average of 8 spiders in their lifetime and my age on the average human life span means that I've eaten at least 2 on average. And since I've always been above average in everything, I'm guessing I'm at 3-4 :).
As for Kobolds, I've never eaten a kobold. But that's because I've never seen kobold meat anywhere except the interwebs. If someone handed me a plate of freshly cooked kobold I wouldn't hesitate to try it. but that's true of anything I don't consider disgusting to eat no matter how much of a delicacy it is (I won't eat poo I don't care if your culture does).
First, spiders do not climb into our mouths while we sleep.
Second, my cult could kick your cult's ass.
First I never said they did, however have you seen the acceptable limits of vermin matter in processed foods? on average 8 spiders in your lifetime is drawn from those #s and 8 in a lifetime is actually a rediculously small # when you realize just how much processed food you eat, you also on average eat a scary number of cockroaches and you don't want to know about the amount of fecal matter we injest on average in out lifetimes.
Second, well gee, now I'll never be able to show myself in the OTD boards because I have no cult following, oh if there were any way to match the power the cults represent, oh yeah there is. I could go jerk off. It's about the same result.
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First I never said they did, however have you seen the acceptable limits of vermin matter in processed foods? on average 8 spiders in your lifetime is drawn from those #s and 8 in a lifetime is actually a rediculously small # when you realize just how much processed food you eat, you also on average eat a scary number of cockroaches and you don't want to know about the amount of fecal matter we injest on average in out lifetimes.
Ahh, I had heard the "we eat, on average, 8 spiders during our lifetime in our sleep" thing before, and assumed that was what you were referring to.
Vermin in processed foods is another matter. It's probably how they can make fast food so cheap.
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First I never said they did, however have you seen the acceptable limits of vermin matter in processed foods? on average 8 spiders in your lifetime is drawn from those #s and 8 in a lifetime is actually a rediculously small # when you realize just how much processed food you eat, you also on average eat a scary number of cockroaches and you don't want to know about the amount of fecal matter we injest on average in out lifetimes.Ahh, I had heard the "we eat, on average, 8 spiders during our lifetime in our sleep" thing before, and assumed that was what you were referring to.
Vermin in processed foods is another matter. It's probably how they can make fast food so cheap.
Oh, no doubt that's just silly, and you'll notice the in you sleep part was missing from my quote. Maybe once in some unfortunate souls life on a rare occasion a spider might do that, but see the whole myth got started because the average # of spiders eaten in a persons life is actually a valid # and when that story got broken people tried to come up with explanations, the sleep one was one of them. When really it's just simply that insects get into processing of food, and some of those insects are spiders. You'll probably never eat a whole spider in processed food, but over the average of 80 years of life you'll have collectively eaten enough spider bits to equate to 8 spiders.
Where is my mighty lemur cult? Do you n00bs not know that it is needed to worship me, your king?
You don't have at least three aliases.
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You haven't changed avatars at least three times (changing back counts).I'm a n00b by that one too, I disagree with it merely cause some people think the avatar they have is perfect for them.
I also have never changed mine. Some people just come to be identified by their avatars, and I'm probably one of them.
If Heathy ever changed his, the site would explode.
Where is my mighty lemur cult? Do you n00bs not know that it is needed to worship me, your king?
Oh no you don't, Lemur Basterds! Word is spreading about how you brainwashed poor John Cleese, even naming your ninja lemur squad after him, but you won't get the rest of us! {shakes fist melodramatically at computer screen}
{webcab pans down on Amby from above, does slow spiraling pullback} CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! {echoes}
Where is my mighty lemur cult? Do you n00bs not know that it is needed to worship me, your king?Oh no you don't, Lemur Basterds! Word is spreading about how you brainwashed poor John Cleese, even naming your ninja lemur squad after him, but you won't get the rest of us! {shakes fist melodramatically at computer screen}
{webcab pans down on Amby from above, does slow spiraling pullback} CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! {echoes}
{transforms into Gluttony from FMA}
Can I eat him?
...I could go jerk off...
Someone is a bit touchy.
Just a wee bit....I could go jerk off...Someone is a bit touchy.
double pun...
Pun intended?
Srsly? You have to ask?
Pun intended?Srsly? You have to ask?
What do you expect from an angel?
And don't call me Srsly.
Oh noes, you are going to come after me now, aren't you?
You have not posted on the untitled thread at least once.
Honestly help please
You have never seen Kobold Cleaver as a little blue creature.
You do not know what I looked like before my poodle make over.
Yap!
You know you're a n00b when you reserect a thread that's been dead for two years.
I thought I was well established here, but I didn't even know this thread existed. I must be a n00b.
I thought I was well established here, but I didn't even know this thread existed. I must be a n00b.
Hey, look at that. Post 600. That seems special somehow. :-)