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Hey
CourtFool
Leave them Noobs alone!

Besides, this thread is supposed to be about Fryer's Hell now.


You havn't yet posted on the FaWTL thread.

And you have no idea how I became your supreme leader.


Well, that's one more step on the path to being a non-noob. But what do you do with these alias things anyway?

Spoiler:
If no one makes the obvious joke I will cry.

The Exchange

Holy Warrior wrote:

Well, that's one more step on the path to being a non-noob. But what do you do with these alias things anyway?

** spoiler omitted **

I get into fights with mine.

Dark Archive

You don't know the true defenition of irony.

Shadow Lodge

Holy Warrior wrote:

Well, that's one more step on the path to being a non-noob. But what do you do with these alias things anyway?

** spoiler omitted **

Typically I sleep with 'em.


I grind them up and mix thm in with my coffee.

Liberty's Edge

Soylent green is made of noobs!


I love to eat their tasty, tasty courage.


Moorluck wrote:
Holy Warrior wrote:

Well, that's one more step on the path to being a non-noob. But what do you do with these alias things anyway?

** spoiler omitted **

I get into fights with mine.

Well, that's interesting. I think I'll try that.

Hey, Holy Warrior wanna fight?


lordzack wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Holy Warrior wrote:

Well, that's one more step on the path to being a non-noob. But what do you do with these alias things anyway?

** spoiler omitted **

I get into fights with mine.

Well, that's interesting. I think I'll try that.

Hey, Holy Warrior wanna fight?

That depends, are you an enemy of Pelor? Or undead?


appear


Holy Warrior wrote:
lordzack wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Holy Warrior wrote:

Well, that's one more step on the path to being a non-noob. But what do you do with these alias things anyway?

** spoiler omitted **

I get into fights with mine.

Well, that's interesting. I think I'll try that.

Hey, Holy Warrior wanna fight?

That depends, are you an enemy of Pelor? Or undead?

Nope.


David Fryer wrote:
You don't know the true defenition of irony.

Thanks. I'll use that somewhere in my Religion course this semester.


lordzack wrote:
Holy Warrior wrote:
lordzack wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Holy Warrior wrote:

Well, that's one more step on the path to being a non-noob. But what do you do with these alias things anyway?

** spoiler omitted **

I get into fights with mine.

Well, that's interesting. I think I'll try that.

Hey, Holy Warrior wanna fight?

That depends, are you an enemy of Pelor? Or undead?
Nope.

Well then do you have any treasure? How many experience points are you worth?


Holy Warrior wrote:
lordzack wrote:
Holy Warrior wrote:
lordzack wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Holy Warrior wrote:

Well, that's one more step on the path to being a non-noob. But what do you do with these alias things anyway?

** spoiler omitted **

I get into fights with mine.

Well, that's interesting. I think I'll try that.

Hey, Holy Warrior wanna fight?

That depends, are you an enemy of Pelor? Or undead?
Nope.
Well then do you have any treasure? How many experience points are you worth?

I have a few dollars in change. And I think I'm only 1st level and have an NPC class, so... 200xp, I think.


lordzack wrote:
Holy Warrior wrote:
lordzack wrote:
Holy Warrior wrote:
lordzack wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Holy Warrior wrote:

Well, that's one more step on the path to being a non-noob. But what do you do with these alias things anyway?

** spoiler omitted **

I get into fights with mine.

Well, that's interesting. I think I'll try that.

Hey, Holy Warrior wanna fight?

That depends, are you an enemy of Pelor? Or undead?
Nope.
Well then do you have any treasure? How many experience points are you worth?
I have a few dollars in change. And I think I'm only 1st level and have an NPC class, so... 200xp, I think.

Not worth it then.

Dark Archive

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
You don't know the true defenition of irony.
Thanks. I'll use that somewhere in my Religion course this semester.

You are most welcome.


War Minister of Yunevrherdofus wrote:
I love to eat their tasty, tasty courage.

I love to eat their tasty, tasty braaaiiiiiiinnnnnnsssssss.......


A ghost! Turn undead!

Liberty's Edge

Are noobs those little critcher people the skeksis sucked the souls outta with the Dark Crystal?


Heathansson wrote:
Are noobs those little critcher people the skeksis sucked the souls outta with the Dark Crystal?

No, I think noobs are little dwarf/halfling mutants that rescue a prophesized baby from a river, then one of the adepts sets out with the baby on a series of misadventures and short jokes, meeting a scoundrel/loser swordsman. Sorsha is a bad-ass hottie. And then there's this part where the army gets turned into pigs by the evil witch queen...

Ummm, what was the question again?

{wanders out to the lobby for a box of Junior Mints and a gallon cup of Coke}


Love that Sorsha. Liked the creatures in Dark Crystal.

Liberty's Edge

"KYAA! KYAA!"


I think that movie, together with the shiny dice her dad had, were what planted the game bug in my daughter when she was a wee bairn.


Pull my magical finger.


DO IT, NOOB!!!! DO IT!!!


You don't know why this alias is funny.

(just to get back OT)

Sovereign Court

I do find it funny that based off of the first page I'm still a n00b, just because I haven't sheepishly joined one of those silly little cults.


I know why you funny.

Liberty's Edge

lastknightleft wrote:
I do find it funny that based off of the first page I'm still a n00b, just because I haven't sheepishly joined one of those silly little cults.

Not all cults are silly, give in and become a Jack. We have booze and babes.


lastknightleft wrote:
I do find it funny that based off of the first page I'm still a n00b, just because I haven't sheepishly joined one of those silly little cults.

*implants eggs in lastknightleft*

You should have joined us while you had the chance.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

Sovereign Court

Pshaw, eventually someone will create the laughing man cult, because I am clearly superior to all of you. In fact I think my roomate might start one any minute.

Sovereign Court

Signs you're a messageboard n00b

lastknightleft wrote:
Pshaw, eventually someone will create the laughing man cult, because I am clearly superior to all of you. In fact I think my roomate might start one any minute.

You don't get the bolded joke.

Sovereign Court

Tossed Slaad wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
I do find it funny that based off of the first page I'm still a n00b, just because I haven't sheepishly joined one of those silly little cults.

*implants eggs in lastknightleft*

You should have joined us while you had the chance.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

[i]*the black hole that serves as lastknightleft's stomach absorbs the eggs*[i]

*buuurp* delicious

Hmph there's a reason small island cultures worship and fear me as the devourer.

Dark Archive

lastknightleft wrote:
Pshaw, eventually someone will create the laughing man cult, because I am clearly superior to all of you. In fact I think my roomate might start one any minute.

Loser.


The One True Sebastian wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Pshaw, eventually someone will create the laughing man cult, because I am clearly superior to all of you. In fact I think my roomate might start one any minute.
Loser.

Wow, you really showed him. I'll bet he's curled up on his floor in a fetal position, crying his eyes out after that stinging and brutal insult.

Dark Archive

Which just gos to show how awesome I am. Just one word. Don't you have some plants to fight and brains to eat?


Plants? Perhaps you have me confused with whatever you regularly smoke in order to maintain the delusion that you could possibly be as cool and badass as I am.

Dark Archive

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Plants? Perhaps you have me confused with whatever you regularly smoke in order to maintain the delusion that you could possibly be as cool and badass as I am.

You might decieve others, but True Sight is a wonderful thing.


The One True Sebastian wrote:
You might decieve others....

I don't have to deceive others. My awesomeness is out on display for the whole world to see!


Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
My awesomeness is out on display for the whole world to see!

I thought it was male pattern baldness.

Sovereign Court

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
My awesomeness is out on display for the whole world to see!

Just because you can't figure out how to use a zipper doesn't mean you have to share it with the rest of us.


CourtFool wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
My awesomeness is out on display for the whole world to see!
I thought it was male pattern baldness.

That too!


lastknightleft wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
My awesomeness is out on display for the whole world to see!
Just because you can't figure out how to use a zipper doesn't mean you have to share it with the rest of us.

Hey, I can't help it if I'm more equal than the rest of you so-called men.


lastknightleft wrote:
Pshaw, eventually someone will create the laughing man cult, because I am clearly superior to all of you. In fact I think my roomate might start one any minute.

HA-HA-HA!

I laugh at you.


If you expected this thread to stay on topic, your are seriously a n00b.


I think my mommy twold me that noob was a nwaughty woid.

Dark Archive

Stay away from my pony! n00b!


WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR??!!??

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