Acolyte of David Fryer's page

I'm affirmation driven. I need some sign that I have struck comedic gold. Every market that C&MM has been introduced into, she has been ignored. I sadly conclude that while I was positive I had struck a rich vein the day she came to me, the collective assessors have voted no.

I know how you feel man, I know how you feel....

Acolyte of David Fryer wrote:

*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*

The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!

Doesn't invoking his name cost you 25 cents per use, payable to WoTC?

Not me.... I work for the great Fryer, he'll cover all my expenses.

*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*

The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!

And so it has been commanded and so shall it be done.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

We're not being snippy. The shrub is just being rakish.

Yes. And David is not being snippy, he's being wise and handsome as always.

Fixed it for you.

It's the Great Fryer!! *swoons*

taig wrote:

David, how's the "fitness training" going?

Well, it turned out that I could very likely have gone more than a quarter mile because it is a chest cold that has laid me low, not a lack of endurance. However, I have an interview on Mnday, and if get that job I won't need to drive to Texas.

I have the greatest of faith in you, YOU CAN DO IT!

Boobies!?

Yes! on that we can agree!

Acolyte of David Fryer wrote:

Obambie wrote:

Acolyte of David Fryer wrote:

taig wrote:

Thanks, David. That does help put things in perspective.

The Great Fryer will tell you the truth... he is worthy of our worsh.... uhm... I mean adoration.

No no no no... you need.... hooooooooope.... and chaaaaaange... not this Fryer fellow.

*beats the zombie down with her baseball bat*

Shut up! There isn't any politics allowed here!

Ooooooooh, my bad. Did anyone catch the game?

What game?

Acolyte of David Fryer wrote:

taig wrote:

Thanks, David. That does help put things in perspective.

The Great Fryer will tell you the truth... he is worthy of our worsh.... uhm... I mean adoration.

No no no no... you need.... hooooooooope.... and chaaaaaange... not this Fryer fellow.

*beats the zombie down with her baseball bat*

Shut up! There isn't any politics allowed here!

Thanks, David. That does help put things in perspective.

The Great Fryer will tell you the truth... he is worthy of our worsh.... uhm... I mean adoration.

Solnes wrote:

taig wrote:

Hopefully, I will get the other job offer tomorrow.

Good Luck!

*Crosses fingers* :)

+1

+2

Paizonians are just the best people around. Someone payed for September's AP and both of the books from the Chronicles line coming out next month.

They are making offerings to you m'lord, there is hope for the people yet!

(that is so cool that someone did that)

I do find it funny that based off of the first page I'm still a n00b, just because I haven't sheepishly joined one of those silly little cults.

It's not to late to give yourself over to the great Fryer!

Sebastian wrote:

Pony Stalker wrote:

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IssacX wrote:

You need more moderators and Cut the number of pages down to 10 per thread, then start new thread plz! Most of the comments are 1 liners and the threads go all over the place I know these forums are young and under funded but 551 pages on one topic is insanity!

Issac

I agree!

Wow... Way to bring it back to the OP.

I felt like people were forgetting our true goal here. To get 551 pages!

Hey, here's a fun new rule - quote the prior post everytime you post.

Mha ha ha...

Uh......I did that for a while. Read the damn thread before you say something.

Okay, so maybe it's not a "new" rule.

Or, maybe you used your time machine to go into the future when I would have the idea of doing it and then did it before me, thus stealing my idea FROM THE FUTURE!!!

I think that's more likely.

Lookee a horsey!!

Damnit. Haven't you noticed that I'm into little girls, not whatever the f!%@ it is you are (inbred hillbilly jester? leering mentally challenged trick-or-treater? Heathy?)

Yeah, my pony.

That's more like it.

Also, this rule is stupid.

But it's your ruler oh magnificent stallion.

And even he said it was stupid, and so are you for that matter. I mean how can you follow a horse?

The great Fryer has love for the N00b, come and share in his wisdom.

I, your king, demand that you get this thread moving again as a monument to me.

You're not my king, I have no king! I have forsworn the following of false rulers and given my life over to the service of the great Fryer!

In other words.... You're not the boss 'a me!

And lo on the 19th day of August did the great Fryer, in one of his infinite forms, create a new paradise. And the Acolyte saw and was glad.

There are none who are worthy of the children sired by the Fryer, none you hear me!

I didn't get a daisy. I didn't even know there were daisies. WTF? Why didn't anyone tell me? I love daisies!

You must come to the inner knowledge of the greatness of the Fryer... then and only then will the true daisy be within your grasp my little pony.

Moorluck wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

taig wrote:

Bleh! Message boards were down most of the day. I'm glad they're back now.

Yeah, and they usually went down right when I was trying to post.

That's because there was a conspiricy to stop your voice from being heard by the masses, but you prevailed!!!

Not that I have anything important to say.

But the eyes and the ears of the 'verse are upon you my lord. Speak with thy sacred wisdom so that we who are not worthy may bask in your triumph.