Yar, there not be a good all out blitz in a long time.
You know what else I haven't had in a good long time?
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Of course, not everything is a-ok here in zombie land. I seem to have come down with a bit of a cold. Winter's last laugh before its well deserved demise.winter is innocent. You have the vestiges of the spring plague that is going around. Winter innocent? You obviously don't know her like I do.
Here we plot to take over the world. Every day. In every way you can possibly imagine.
Come here often Big Boy?
Stop your lying mouth and put it back to work. You wish. You couldn't handle me, skank. And by the way, your <redacted> smells like fungus.
I made $750 today, and I never had to get off my back, or even out of bed!
But some of us like it rough.
It's called subtlety sweetheart. You might want to look into it. ;)Why? I mean why get lei'd when you can get laid? I know which one I would choose. ;) Meh. I don't do subtlety... I do multiple O......
Woot! I got Lei'd by the Hula Girl! She rubbed her boob on my elbow when she did it, I think she likes me!So, who wants to get lei'd? ;)Oh I picked the perfect to join this thread PICK ME !!! Why? I mean why get lei'd when you can get laid? I know which one I would choose. ;)
Ooooooh, would you look at all those tentacles. Did it just get hot in here?
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You are learning much, soon you shall jorney down the path of enlightenment to reach that point of nirvana known as The Triple Bacon Cheesburger, with fries. When you say it like that it just sounds dirty.
Too much.... just too much... of..... something.I live to service. :D I bet you do.
Huh...... That's what she said. ;)
Hardwood floors.
I feel skishy.....
~Runs up and begns humping BUPK~Grrr... ~Runs up and begins kicking dogs and rust monster~ Ewwwe, stopit you freaks! I know I wanted more doggie in here, but this is NOT what I meant!
Naughty nurse takes over? I was a nurse once. A 'Head' nurse.
PAY ME FIRST!!! ;) Get your own corner b~!%&.
So, with the new look, are we gonna allow gambling in this thread? And what about prostitution?
Ooh... I like the carpet you picked out, leafy.I was going for a Caesar's Palace kind of look for the lobby and the lounge. Mmmmmm, Ceasar's Palace gets me all skishy. Remind me to tell you about the wild night I had with Ceasar, Brutus, and Cleo sometime.
Ooh... I like the carpet you picked out, leafy. Ignore the wet spots, Solnes gets me all excited. Besides it'll be cleaned before we move in for good.
~Throws sundries out window.~ Well then work it for us and I'll buy you some new ones.
~Seeing no resistance, slides tail up to carress sweet spot.~*ogles ~Rips blouse off and takes bra with it.~ Honey, as gorgeous as those things are, you should never hide them. ~Shifts into Liv Tyler.~
~Seeing no resistance, slides tail up to carress sweet spot.~Grabs Tail and Pinches....I also don't do audiences... ~Whimpers and squirms.~ Ooooo, I like it rough.
~Seeing no resistance, slides tail up to carress sweet spot.~
I have been here for nearly a year and I is just learning the linky trick...this may be a bit sad. :) Hey, I'm not done with you just yet, thread hopping won't save you.
Uhm...I don't do evil. ~Closes mouth around one exposed breast.~ Then just lean back and let evil do you.
~Slips in through an open window and rips off Solnes blouse grabbing her breast~ Or we can see how high his 'blood preasure' can get. ;)
Were you looking at the Ms Badger Beaver of the Month again you naughty boy?
Yes, now we have it all to ourselves my sweet fuzzy wuzzy stud.
runs into thread with a burning torch, lights self on fire You should have got the rechargable one then.
So do I... by the way, you owe me $60 for past services.
Did someone say di.... oh hick. Nevermind.
Good evening to everyone Oops! Spoke to soon. ~Hides B.O.B. behind back.~
Pretty quiet in here tonight. I know what will help me pass the time. ~Hooks up B.O.B. to a car battery.~
Wow, is that a dong tucked between your legs? Oh My Gawd, it is!Still a bit 'meh', but I'd always perk up if I see some strippers. :P HA! Do you really think any one man could ever be enough to satisfy a slut like me?
Still a bit 'meh', but I'd always perk up if I see some strippers. :P Wow, is that a dong tucked between your legs? Oh My Gawd, it is!
Ok. ~Resumes her Hoover impresion.~
~Gulps.~ Thank you Mister Shakespear, you always know how to fill a girl's heart with love.... among other things.
Remember to shake my spear when you're done. ~Begins nodding head.~ Es ir!
Any of you perverts need some butter? ~Thrust her rear up and wiggles.~ Ave at it.
OOO! OOO! OOO!!!!! Oo ill owe e a wenny!
If you say so Big Willie. ~Hits her knees and starts her Hoover impression.~
I would but he's broke.
Sharoth, you need to do meeeee! Wow, you are hard up ain't ya sweety... c'mon I'll give you a free poke.
This requires some deep probing. Sounds fun, you got a twenty?
I just added a verse to my poem. Now it's perfect. You know if I could find your thing in those tight chicken legged pants you wear, I might do some sucking of my own.
That reminded me that I was behind on my profiles. All updated.My profile contains my magnum opus - a poem with the very outpourings of my soul. Oh stick a sock in it gltter boy. I've f***ed more bloodsuckers than you have twilight posters and trust me, they don't sparkle unless I... well we can't say what I do to make them shine on these boards.
You guys switch avys really fast. Is there a short cut to toggle or something? Huh?
Yes, I was speaking of country matters.Noted? Honey, I don't want to be noted, I want to be f*****!Truly thou wouldst remember if I'd noted thee.Great pr0n name... Big Willie Shakespear.Well, I didn't start out by writing the greatest plays in the English tongue... let's just put it that way. Country, city, hell you can do it in a ditch if you want, as long I get mine I don't care.
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