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Dread Pirate Rumnaheim wrote:
Yar, there not be a good all out blitz in a long time.

You know what else I haven't had in a good long time?


Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Of course, not everything is a-ok here in zombie land. I seem to have come down with a bit of a cold. Winter's last laugh before its well deserved demise.
winter is innocent. You have the vestiges of the spring plague that is going around.

Winter innocent? You obviously don't know her like I do.


Br@in wrote:
Here we plot to take over the world. Every day.

In every way you can possibly imagine.


Come here often Big Boy?


Obnoxsexxi Drowess wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Erotic, but not pornographic, literature.

Stop your lying mouth and put it back to work.

You wish. You couldn't handle me, skank.

And by the way, your <redacted> smells like fungus.


I made $750 today, and I never had to get off my back, or even out of bed!


taig wrote:

Sorry to hear that everyone is having it so rough. :(

But some of us like it rough.


Hula Girl wrote:
Not that inoccent. wrote:
Hula Girl wrote:


Anybody else want to get lei'd?

Why? I mean why get lei'd when you can get laid? I know which one I would choose. ;)
It's called subtlety sweetheart. You might want to look into it. ;)

Meh. I don't do subtlety... I do multiple O......


Hula Girl wrote:
0gre wrote:
Hula Girl wrote:
0gre wrote:
Hula Girl wrote:
So, who wants to get lei'd? ;)
Oh I picked the perfect to join this thread PICK ME !!!

Well, since you were the first to speak up, you go first. ;)

*places a lei around Ogre's neck*

Woot! I got Lei'd by the Hula Girl! She rubbed her boob on my elbow when she did it, I think she likes me!

*giggle*

Anybody else want to get lei'd?

Why? I mean why get lei'd when you can get laid? I know which one I would choose. ;)


Ooooooh, would you look at all those tentacles. Did it just get hot in here?


Urizen wrote:
Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers wrote:
Urizen wrote:
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are learning much, soon you shall jorney down the path of enlightenment to reach that point of nirvana known as The Triple Bacon Cheesburger, with fries.

I don't think it's going to be possible. *sniffle* It's too much meat for mah mouth and mah belly.

But it's good to know you can unhinge your jaw and fill your mouth full with meaty goodness.

*smirk*

When you say it like that it just sounds dirty.


flash_cxxi wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Too much.... just too much... of..... something.
I live to service. :D

I bet you do.


Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Personal? PERSONAL? YOU WANT PERSONAL? I WILL SHOW YOU PERSONAL!

<trousers drop>

Whoopsie.

Huh......

Incorrect response. You were supposed to gasp.

Damnit.

<pulls up trousers>

I got nothing here. Move along, move along.

That's what she said. ;)


Hardwood floors.


I feel skishy.....


Moorluck's Rustmonster wrote:
Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
Mairkurion's Loyal Mastiff wrote:
Grrr...

~Runs up and begins humping Loyal Mastiff~

Hehehehehehe.

~Runs up and begns humping BUPK~

~Runs up and begins kicking dogs and rust monster~

Ewwwe, stopit you freaks! I know I wanted more doggie in here, but this is NOT what I meant!


Emperor7 wrote:
Naughty nurse takes over?

I was a nurse once. A 'Head' nurse.


Jilly Bean wrote:
General Zod wrote:
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
PAY ME FIRST!!! ;)

Get your own corner b#&@$.


taig wrote:
So, with the new look, are we gonna allow gambling in this thread?

And what about prostitution?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Ooh... I like the carpet you picked out, leafy.
I was going for a Caesar's Palace kind of look for the lobby and the lounge.

Mmmmmm, Ceasar's Palace gets me all skishy. Remind me to tell you about the wild night I had with Ceasar, Brutus, and Cleo sometime.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Ooh... I like the carpet you picked out, leafy.

Ignore the wet spots, Solnes gets me all excited. Besides it'll be cleaned before we move in for good.


~Throws sundries out window.~

Well then work it for us and I'll buy you some new ones.


Solnes wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Not that inoccent. wrote:
~Seeing no resistance, slides tail up to carress sweet spot.~
*ogles

Like what you see? Then Take a danged picture!! It'll last longer! ;)

*Pulls shirt up and steps away from the infernal horned temtation.*

~Rips blouse off and takes bra with it.~

Honey, as gorgeous as those things are, you should never hide them.

~Shifts into Liv Tyler.~


Solnes wrote:
Not that inoccent. wrote:
~Seeing no resistance, slides tail up to carress sweet spot.~
Grabs Tail and Pinches....I also don't do audiences...

~Whimpers and squirms.~

Ooooo, I like it rough.


~Seeing no resistance, slides tail up to carress sweet spot.~


Solnes wrote:
I have been here for nearly a year and I is just learning the linky trick...this may be a bit sad. :)

Hey, I'm not done with you just yet, thread hopping won't save you.


Solnes wrote:
Not that inoccent. wrote:
Solnes wrote:
taig wrote:

That's nice, but I can also see you in the OTHER THREAD! :)

But here we can be alone. ;)

*Throws nasty demon out of thread and locks door.*

~Slips in through an open window and rips off Solnes blouse grabbing her breast~

Or we can see how high his 'blood preasure' can get. ;)

Uhm...I don't do evil.

~Closes mouth around one exposed breast.~

Then just lean back and let evil do you.


Solnes wrote:
taig wrote:

That's nice, but I can also see you in the OTHER THREAD! :)

But here we can be alone. ;)

*Throws nasty demon out of thread and locks door.*

~Slips in through an open window and rips off Solnes blouse grabbing her breast~

Or we can see how high his 'blood preasure' can get. ;)


taig wrote:

Gah! Nothing!

<Throws "Hot Badgers" magazine across the thread>

Were you looking at the Ms Badger Beaver of the Month again you naughty boy?


taig wrote:

Are they all gone?

Yes, now we have it all to ourselves my sweet fuzzy wuzzy stud.


Snuggle wrote:
Attack Goblin #23 wrote:
runs into thread with a burning torch, lights self on fire

That goblin is giving me bad vibes.

Oh wait, no, that's the toy I got from the store. It's running low on batteries.

You should have got the rechargable one then.


General Zod wrote:
EVIL BOWS BEFORE ZOD!

So do I... by the way, you owe me $60 for past services.


taig wrote:

How insensitive of me!

You hick.

Did someone say di.... oh hick. Nevermind.


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Good evening to everyone

Oops! Spoke to soon.

~Hides B.O.B. behind back.~

So how's things... er, Thing?


Pretty quiet in here tonight. I know what will help me pass the time.

~Hooks up B.O.B. to a car battery.~


Dark Solnes wrote:
Not that inoccent. wrote:
Dark Solnes wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Still a bit 'meh', but I'd always perk up if I see some strippers. :P

*drops her bra and panties.*

Oops ;)

Wow, is that a dong tucked between your legs? Oh My Gawd, it is!

No. Not a dong...just your husband's crushed body.

;)

HA! Do you really think any one man could ever be enough to satisfy a slut like me?


Dark Solnes wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Still a bit 'meh', but I'd always perk up if I see some strippers. :P

*drops her bra and panties.*

Oops ;)

Wow, is that a dong tucked between your legs? Oh My Gawd, it is!


General Zod wrote:
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Ok.

~Resumes her Hoover impresion.~


~Gulps.~

Thank you Mister Shakespear, you always know how to fill a girl's heart with love.... among other things.


William Shakespear wrote:
Remember to shake my spear when you're done.

~Begins nodding head.~

Es ir!


Butter Patrick wrote:
Any of you perverts need some butter?

~Thrust her rear up and wiggles.~

Ave at it.


Jackin' Ape wrote:
OOO! OOO! OOO!!!!!

Oo ill owe e a wenny!


William Shakespear wrote:

Did someone call me? A playwright by any other name would

SUCK.

If you say so Big Willie.

~Hits her knees and starts her Hoover impression.~


Snuggle wrote:

Anyone see some laundry. I'm supposed to freshen it.

<Looks at Laundry of the Damned>

f%#~ that!

I would but he's broke.


Laundry of the Damned wrote:
Sharoth, you need to do meeeee!

Wow, you are hard up ain't ya sweety... c'mon I'll give you a free poke.


Alien Abductor wrote:
This requires some deep probing.

Sounds fun, you got a twenty?


Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
I just added a verse to my poem. Now it's perfect.

You know if I could find your thing in those tight chicken legged pants you wear, I might do some sucking of my own.


Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
That reminded me that I was behind on my profiles. All updated.
My profile contains my magnum opus - a poem with the very outpourings of my soul.

Oh stick a sock in it gltter boy. I've f***ed more bloodsuckers than you have twilight posters and trust me, they don't sparkle unless I... well we can't say what I do to make them shine on these boards.


Urizen wrote:
You guys switch avys really fast. Is there a short cut to toggle or something?

Huh?


William Shakespear wrote:
Not that inoccent. wrote:
William Shakespear wrote:
Not that inoccent. wrote:
William Shakespear wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Great pr0n name... Big Willie Shakespear.
Well, I didn't start out by writing the greatest plays in the English tongue... let's just put it that way.

~Appears in a cloud of perfumed smoke.~

Really. Hello, have we met? ;)
Truly thou wouldst remember if I'd noted thee.
Noted? Honey, I don't want to be noted, I want to be f*****!
Yes, I was speaking of country matters.

Country, city, hell you can do it in a ditch if you want, as long I get mine I don't care.

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