What a fine morning! Anyone for some Pecan Sandies?
<Looks at morning paper>
Well, look at that! Yunevrherdofus is now Yuwonteverhearofus.
No! I'm alright...
*Is on fire*Look! I got a slam attack! And I deal fire damage! Who's laughing now?!
What a fine morning! Anyone for some Pecan Sandies?
<Looks at morning paper>
Well, look at that! Yunevrherdofus is now Yuwonteverhearofus.
No! I'm alright...
*Is on fire*
Look! I got a slam attack! And I deal fire damage! Who's laughing now?!
So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.
This thread is coming along nicely.I'm not so sure. I think it's still a little short.
Yeah, we're embarrassing ourselves. I've had posts this long.
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Yeah, we're embarrassing ourselves. I've had posts this long.This thread is coming along nicely.I'm not so sure. I think it's still a little short.
What we need is to start a good, old-fashioned controversey in here. Something to really get people arguing back and forth, spending all of their free time (and some not-so-free time) responding to responses from other people that have left them irate.
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What we need is to start a good, old-fashioned controversey in here. Something to really get people arguing back and forth, spending all of their free time (and some not-so-free time) responding to responses from other people that have left them irate.Yeah, we're embarrassing ourselves. I've had posts this long.This thread is coming along nicely.I'm not so sure. I think it's still a little short.
I'll pull out one of my "threads that will get you baned" suggestions...
*clears throat*
I heard that Obama is going to make everyone play 4e, and ban older editions of the game as well as any games derived from those older editions.
*waits*
What we need is to start a good, old-fashioned controversey in here. Something to really get people arguing back and forth, spending all of their free time (and some not-so-free time) responding to responses from other people that have left them irate.Yeah, we're embarrassing ourselves. I've had posts this long.This thread is coming along nicely.I'm not so sure. I think it's still a little short.I'll pull out one of my "threads that will get you baned" suggestions...
*clears throat*
I heard that Obama is going to make everyone play 4e, and ban older editions of the game as well as any games derived from those older editions.
*waits*
What an underfunded, idiotic argument. Everyone knows he's a tiddlywinks man.
You know I'm just kidding, right? <:) Some of my in-character slams of late have been clumsily delivered to say the very least.
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You know I'm just kidding, right? <:) Some of my in-character slams of late have been clumsily delivered to say the very least.
You just can't handle the truth! You have been brainwashed by the liberal media elite! Rahm Emanuel is going to show up at your house and rip up your Pathfinder books right in front of you. I read it on the interwebs.
You know I'm just kidding, right? <:) Some of my in-character slams of late have been clumsily delivered to say the very least.
You just can't handle the truth! You have been brainwashed by the liberal media elite! Rahm Emanuel is going to show up at your house and rip up your Pathfinder books right in front of you. I read it on the interwebs.
Re: RE... he would never do that. He has a Seoni tattoo on his ass. I know because I put there doing a tearful Legacy of Fire session.
You can't just say anything and suddenly have it be true, you festering corpse of a swine with its brain removed, jarred and pickling in dumb sauce you!
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You know I'm just kidding, right? <:) Some of my in-character slams of late have been clumsily delivered to say the very least.
You just can't handle the truth! You have been brainwashed by the liberal media elite! Rahm Emanuel is going to show up at your house and rip up your Pathfinder books right in front of you. I read it on the interwebs.
Re: RE... he would never do that. He has a Seoni tattoo on his ass. I know because I put there doing a tearful Legacy of Fire session.
You can't just say anything and suddenly have it be true, you festering corpse of a swine with its brain removed, jarred and pickling in dumb sauce you!
Nuh uh.
I heard somebody call in on Rush Limbaugh, and he said his sister's friend's aunt's brother-in-law works for somebody in the Department of the Interior and he talks to Obama administration officials all the time and they brought it up in a memo that the subsequently shredded to cover up the evidence.
Obama appointed Sonya Sotomayor to the Supreme Court because she is a 4e sympathizer, and promised him she would uphold the constitutionality of an edition ban.
I told you all that something like this would happen. I told you that Obama would make us more vulnerable to threats, and now we have Rahm Emanuel ripping up Pathfinder books. This never would have happened if you had elected me king for life.
!Death to Moorlockovia!
What do you mean we used all the missiles on the poodles?
*shoots W.M.o.Y in the face with super-soaker filled with skunk musk*
It's The United Pazonian States! get it right ya multi eyed freak!
"So, exactly how does punishing everyone in a five mile radius of the offender accomplish your goal, Mr President?" she asks pinching her nose closed. "Oh, and I have a list of candidates for interviews that you set up. Only the First Lady wanted to have a few words with you first."
Why does that in no way give me any cause for surprise?Yeah, we're embarrassing ourselves. I've had posts this long.This thread is coming along nicely.I'm not so sure. I think it's still a little short.
You're a part of the conspiracy to silence me. I know it.
"So, exactly how does punishing everyone in a five mile radius of the offender accomplish your goal, Mr President?" she asks pinching her nose closed. "Oh, and I have a list of candidates for interviews that you set up. Only the First Lady wanted to have a few words with you first."
Oh, please. I'll show you stink!
You're a part of the conspiracy to silence me. I know it.Why does that in no way give me any cause for surprise?Yeah, we're embarrassing ourselves. I've had posts this long.This thread is coming along nicely.I'm not so sure. I think it's still a little short.
Obama also plans to outlaw God. He told me at our Satanic cult.
"So, exactly how does punishing everyone in a five mile radius of the offender accomplish your goal, Mr President?" she asks pinching her nose closed. "Oh, and I have a list of candidates for interviews that you set up. Only the First Lady wanted to have a few words with you first."Oh, please. I'll show you stink!
"I thought you already had. Or didn't the skunk musk that he loaded into his super soaker come from you?"
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You're a part of the conspiracy to silence me. I know it.Why does that in no way give me any cause for surprise?Yeah, we're embarrassing ourselves. I've had posts this long.This thread is coming along nicely.I'm not so sure. I think it's still a little short.
That would have to be the biggest most universe wide conspiracy ever to even have a hope of succeeding! ;)
"I thought you already had. Or didn't the skunk musk that he loaded into his super soaker come from you?""So, exactly how does punishing everyone in a five mile radius of the offender accomplish your goal, Mr President?" she asks pinching her nose closed. "Oh, and I have a list of candidates for interviews that you set up. Only the First Lady wanted to have a few words with you first."Oh, please. I'll show you stink!
That's from my grandmother.
Head on over here and get "baned" by Celestial Healer. Moorluckians, cabinet members, staff, various and sundry working lady professionals welcome!
<Reappears, carrying a fish bowl--with Angel Fish inside>
You! King of Yunevrherdofus! Repent of your warlike ways--come to the "Baned" thread and join the Celestial Healer's cult! It's the only one that's holy, keen, and bane.
<Reappears, carrying a fish bowl--with Angel Fish inside>
You! King of Yunevrherdofus! Repent of your warlike ways--come to the "Baned" thread and join the Celestial Healer's cult! It's the only one that's holy, keen, and bane.
Hmm...can we have any nuclear weapons? We lost our old ones because of, um, terrorists. We would only use the weapons for, um, good things.
Hmm...can we have any nuclear weapons? We lost our old ones because of, um, terrorists.<Reappears, carrying a fish bowl--with Angel Fish inside>
You! King of Yunevrherdofus! Repent of your warlike ways--come to the "Baned" thread and join the Celestial Healer's cult! It's the only one that's holy, keen, and bane.
I'm sorry--while we're a (sorta)apocalyptic cult, we don't have access to nukes. If you can get Dub'ya or one of those rogue Russian KGB guys to join up, we'll see what we can do.
I'm sorry--while we're a (sorta)apocalyptic cult, we don't have access to nukes. If you can get Dub'ya or one of those rogue Russian KGB guys to join up, we'll see what we can do.Hmm...can we have any nuclear weapons? We lost our old ones because of, um, terrorists.<Reappears, carrying a fish bowl--with Angel Fish inside>
You! King of Yunevrherdofus! Repent of your warlike ways--come to the "Baned" thread and join the Celestial Healer's cult! It's the only one that's holy, keen, and bane.
Hmm. No, I think we'll pass for now.
Obama also plans to outlaw God. He told me at our Satanic cult.You're a part of the conspiracy to silence me. I know it.Why does that in no way give me any cause for surprise?Yeah, we're embarrassing ourselves. I've had posts this long.This thread is coming along nicely.I'm not so sure. I think it's still a little short.
They play Tiddlywinks at Satanic cult meetings? The game seems so... adorable.
That would have to be the biggest most universe wide conspiracy ever to even have a hope of succeeding! ;)You're a part of the conspiracy to silence me. I know it.Why does that in no way give me any cause for surprise?Yeah, we're embarrassing ourselves. I've had posts this long.This thread is coming along nicely.I'm not so sure. I think it's still a little short.
You suggest that even a universe wide plot against my gaping maw could entertain even a hint of hope? My anecdotes make Vogon poetry seem like a lullaby by comparison. Galactus came to devour Earth and my mere introduction at a welcoming party put him in a ten year coma. Supernovae only occur in order for The Powers to push the soundwaves of my voice back at me.
Completely unrelated but... Lynora, I am looking for other Pathfinder-ites in the SE Michigan area and I believe I saw a thread where you mentioned you are from the area. Are you currently in a game? If so, is your group open to more players? If you are not in a game, would you be interested in playing in the Royal Oak/Madison Heights area if I can get some people together? I'm planning to contact a few others on here that I think are relatively local too so don't think I'm a stalker :)
Completely unrelated but... Lynora, I am looking for other Pathfinder-ites in the SE Michigan area and I believe I saw a thread where you mentioned you are from the area. Are you currently in a game? If so, is your group open to more players? If you are not in a game, would you be interested in playing in the Royal Oak/Madison Heights area if I can get some people together? I'm planning to contact a few others on here that I think are relatively local too so don't think I'm a stalker :)
Yep, I'm in Ann Arbor. My group is somewhat open to new players depending on how well personalities mesh. Feel free to shoot me an email.
Wanders into thread and drops a "landmine".
Wanders into thread and drops a "landmine".Boots CDP in the arse... "Get outta here ya mangy Mutt"!
*pees on flash_cxxi*
Pulls out a bottle of Dragon's Blood Chilli Sauce. "Try that again and see how much it'll burn ya, now git!"*pees on flash_cxxi*Wanders into thread and drops a "landmine".Boots CDP in the arse... "Get outta here ya mangy Mutt"!
*Licks flash_cxxi, then gives "puppy-dog eyes"*
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*Licks flash_cxxi, then gives "puppy-dog eyes"*Pulls out a bottle of Dragon's Blood Chilli Sauce. "Try that again and see how much it'll burn ya, now git!"*pees on flash_cxxi*Wanders into thread and drops a "landmine".Boots CDP in the arse... "Get outta here ya mangy Mutt"!
Lowers the bottle so CDP can lick the open bottle of 10+/10 Chilli sauce... Mwuh huh huh haaaaa
Has anyone seen my chili sauce? It's formulated for me, so I wouldn't suggest anyone else try it. It would be almost as bad as explosive rune.
It's in the poodle.
Smiles as the poodle explodes.
I'm good with that.
