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flash_cxxi wrote:Yes their is my fine Aussie friend... I'm just not sure what it is. How the 7734 did I get to be in charge anyway? I mean was there NO other canedate running?Lord President Moorluck wrote:De-briefedHa Ha Ha... I knew there was a reason you were the President!
Hey, this isn't a democracy. Don't you know how your own country's election system works?

Lord President Moorluck |

Lord President Moorluck wrote:Hey, this isn't a democracy. Don't you know how your own country's election system works?flash_cxxi wrote:Yes their is my fine Aussie friend... I'm just not sure what it is. How the 7734 did I get to be in charge anyway? I mean was there NO other canedate running?Lord President Moorluck wrote:De-briefedHa Ha Ha... I knew there was a reason you were the President!
There are no elections, I got here by destroying everyone who stood in my path, and offering great power to those who helped me.
That and I got Seoni to strip at my inauguration ball.

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Gark the Goblin wrote:Lord President Moorluck wrote:Hey, this isn't a democracy. Don't you know how your own country's election system works?flash_cxxi wrote:Yes their is my fine Aussie friend... I'm just not sure what it is. How the 7734 did I get to be in charge anyway? I mean was there NO other canedate running?Lord President Moorluck wrote:De-briefedHa Ha Ha... I knew there was a reason you were the President!There are no elections, I got here by destroying everyone who stood in my path, and offering great power to those who helped me.
That and I got Seoni to strip at my inauguration ball.
Whatever. Power structure thing system.

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Flash, could you subvert your country to join the Domainocracy? I think Lord Moorluck would support giving you a powerful position for it.
lol I'm all for it! :)
I'm already Minister for Foreign Affairs. 'Cause I'm Foreign and I like Aff... no wait that's doesn't sound good...
Lord President Moorluck |

Gark the Goblin wrote:Flash, could you subvert your country to join the Domainocracy? I think Lord Moorluck would support giving you a powerful position for it.lol I'm all for it! :)
I'm already Minister for Foreign Affairs. 'Cause I'm Foreign and I like Aff... no wait that's doesn't sound good...
Yes please do choose your words carefully Lord Secretary, you never know when those jerks from CNN might be around.

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flash_cxxi wrote:Yes please do choose your words carefully Lord Secretary, you never know when those jerks from CNN might be around.Gark the Goblin wrote:Flash, could you subvert your country to join the Domainocracy? I think Lord Moorluck would support giving you a powerful position for it.lol I'm all for it! :)
I'm already Minister for Foreign Affairs. 'Cause I'm Foreign and I like Aff... no wait that's doesn't sound good...
meh... they say anything we don't like we can just run 'em up against a wall and shoot their arses...
EDIT: Which you could easily do at any time of the day... as apparently you don't sleep! Go back to bed dude! :)

Vice President HD |

flash_cxxi wrote:Yes their is my fine Aussie friend... I'm just not sure what it is. How the 7734 did I get to be in charge anyway? I mean was there NO other canedate running?Lord President Moorluck wrote:De-briefedHa Ha Ha... I knew there was a reason you were the President!
You know how I am, I prefer to run things from behind the scenes. You're a useful figurehead. Keep it up, and I won't have to replace you in four years.
;)

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The Masked Titan wrote:You are likely to be eaten by a grue.Why does everyone keep forgetting to link that when they say it... seriously people you gotta stay on the ball here!
Now I went to bed with that song in my head... CURSE YOU!
If this seems particularly cruel...
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flash_cxxi wrote:The Masked Titan wrote:You are likely to be eaten by a grue.Why does everyone keep forgetting to link that when they say it... seriously people you gotta stay on the ball here!Now I went to bed with that song in my head... CURSE YOU!
If this seems particularly cruel...
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaa!
Consider whose fault it could be...
>:D

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

taig wrote:Yeah, but can you get to within the magnificent length that was the Untitled Thread? That one had to be restarted (as Untitled II) because it was so big it was messing with the website.Hey! We're within spitting distance of the Angry Jack thread count.
Ptoo!
One thing at a time, sir. One thing at a time.

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taig wrote:Yeah, but can you get to within the magnificent length that was the Untitled Thread? That one had to be restarted (as Untitled II) because it was so big it was messing with the website.Hey! We're within spitting distance of the Angry Jack thread count.
Ptoo!
The poodle seems to be causing problems too. I hope they ban it.

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Aberzombie wrote:The poodle seems to be causing problems too. I hope they ban it.taig wrote:Yeah, but can you get to within the magnificent length that was the Untitled Thread? That one had to be restarted (as Untitled II) because it was so big it was messing with the website.Hey! We're within spitting distance of the Angry Jack thread count.
Ptoo!
No! Not the poodle thread!

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Gark the Goblin wrote:No! Not the poodle thread!Aberzombie wrote:The poodle seems to be causing problems too. I hope they ban it.taig wrote:Yeah, but can you get to within the magnificent length that was the Untitled Thread? That one had to be restarted (as Untitled II) because it was so big it was messing with the website.Hey! We're within spitting distance of the Angry Jack thread count.
Ptoo!
Oi! If there's a rust mon... I mean "poodle" in here, then the security measures are all for nothing. Lord Secretary of Kicking @$$$?

lynora |

Gark the Goblin wrote:Oi! If there's a rust mon... I mean "poodle" in here, then the security measures are all for nothing. Lord Secretary of Kicking @$$$?Aw, hell no! I ain't going near that thing, even if it does have mittens on its antennae. This chain mail Speedo isn't cheap!
*sigh*
Interns always have to do the tough jobs.
*Reaches into a desk drawer and pulls out a jar of paper clips.*
Who's a good little rust mo- poodle? Want a treat? Here you go, that's right this way. Right over here. Yummy, tasty paper clips.
*leads Rusty out the door, rushes back in and slams door behind her*

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Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:Gark the Goblin wrote:Oi! If there's a rust mon... I mean "poodle" in here, then the security measures are all for nothing. Lord Secretary of Kicking @$$$?Aw, hell no! I ain't going near that thing, even if it does have mittens on its antennae. This chain mail Speedo isn't cheap!*sigh*
Interns always have to do the tough jobs.
*Reaches into a desk drawer and pulls out a jar of paper clips.*
Who's a good little rust mo- poodle? Want a treat? Here you go, that's right this way. Right over here. Yummy, tasty paper clips.
*leads Rusty out the door, rushes back in and slams door behind her*
Good thing it's wooden. I've hired a contractor to take care of it.

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A frog-like creature appears in the stateroom, then its form shifts to look like a dark-headed, grey-skinned human with a suit and tie.
Whew! Sorry if I'm late... some horrible abomination from the Twisted Wishes thread attacked me. I think I've met this rust mo- "poodle" before. I'll go smash him up and plane shift his remains to the poodle thread.

Solnes |

David Fryer wrote:I would but I'm afraid Solnes may see that as an opportunity to marry Hugh Jackman.Vice President HD wrote:So are we making polygamy legal?Lord President Moorluck wrote:David Fryer wrote:I here our illustrious leader prefers cheerleaders.Cheerleaders... Schoolgirls.... I still don't get to touch. ;)Neither do I. We should pass one of those "executive order" thingies...
HeHeHeHe
:)
Lord President Moorluck |

Lords and Ladies of the (liquor) cabinet, I have given careful consideration to security measures around here. After much personal deliberation I have decided to appoint a Head of Internal Security. This individual will be responsible for the protection of the Lord Secretaries, the Ladies and myself. I hope his presence will help you all feel safer in your day to day goings.