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Whee!!!!!
* Slaadlings slide on the kitchen floor*
An image just spranf to mind. One of a large flaming flying rat.. Don't know why...
Taco!
I like our Taco! Tuesday much better than the Poodle's Monday Monster.
Question: Does a tachometer measure tachos?
Question: Is a tacho a cross between a taco and a nacho, or just an inadequate moustache?
Question: How many refried beans make Legend of the Five Burning Rings?
I know THACOmeters are pains in the ass.
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Receepe-a fur a tecu
Teke-a zee turteella (curn oor vheet) und fuld. Bork bork bork!
Teke-a feellings (prefferebly hoomun, ilff, oor helffleeng, boot beeff, purk, cheeckee, seeffuud, fegetebles und cheese-a elsu vurk) und steeck intu zee greender. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Dun't meend zee screems. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Cuuk fur 300 degrees unteel zee feellings cetch oon fure-a. Bloo zee fure-a oooot. Um de hur de hur de hur.
Plece-a feellings inseede-a zee turteella und zeen iet. Um de hur de hur de hur.
What about my walnuts?
A magic pineapple always has a trick up its sleeve.
With my magic pineapples, I can see that 'Foreigner's' Comeback Tour of Angolan Laundries starts --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------Here <------------------------------------------------------------------
Iff yuoo vunt tu leern hoo tu creck a velnoot, I vuoold recummend yuoo vetch zee peestechiu cummerceeels; zeere-a ere-a muny vunderffool veys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Peeck yuoor oovn!
Peeneepples cun be-a greepped by zee hoosk. Ifee a burd cun du it!
I traded them for 3d3 magic pineapples.
2 walnuts for 4 pineapples.., GOOD J.O.B. Oh wait, those pineapples are the future in "eggings" I can hear the screams all the way from Barsoom.
J.O.B. means Jell-Oed Obnoxious Blobs
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Pineapples will hatch into Tiki Golems if you sit on them for long enough.
I do not plant fruit. fruit plants me.
I do not plant fruit. fruit plants me.
DA, Comrade! In SOVIET LIMBO, the TANGO does YOU!
From each according to his didgeridoo, to each according to his antidisestablishmentarianism! The eenie should own the meenie of the miney moe! Catch a human by his toe. If he hollers, eat his head!
And slaad eggs for every humanoid!
*sticks head out, looks around*
<.<
>.>
*retreats*
I'm surprised no one thought of this one...
Look at you, with your dabgubbled fancy-panty city-slaad 'thinkin'
Round these parts, we uses our brains for non-essential groaning elk fork repair, jes' like our egg-pappies did afore us.
Don't mess with the simple things.
Palpatin' raw chicken on the M62
Palpatin' raw chicken on the M62
I'm palpatin' raw chicken on the M62
Oo poo poopy doo doop doop doo.
I'm surprised no one thought of this one...
or maybe we did.
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Kale as old as rime,
Prickle-dickle dee!
Tuna manifesto,
Angelina-presto!
Instrumentallyyyyy!
Fontina cheese is wise,
Unicorns are soft.
Entenmann's donuts
Drive you nucking futs
Printer sets you freeeeee!!!
Barely even Zen,
Ever acid-wiiiiiiise!
Tuna on a Sunday
Drinking like a fundie
Animaniacally!
Pail enfolding Thrym,
Strawberry, maize, rosemary, thyme
I have a diseeeaaaassse.
Does that mean I could be Shrimp Slaad if I wanted to?
...'Cause I kinda do.
Ereht revo?
A marut says what?
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
*offers a ball-gagged goblin with a limp*
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>_>
<_<
{steals the limp, leaves the goblin} Yoink!
A marut says what?
Anēka tēmagā guraka pāriśrāmika pandi raijars navvutunna pantyhose reṇḍu-sṭrōk rākṣasuḍu āhlādaṁ
Hello Baby! Hell0 My Darling! Hello My Ragtime Slaad!
I stepped on that frog once and I haven't stopped bouncing since.
Hey Slaadlings and older Slaadites! I'm back! Or am I front?!
Am I on the Taco Bell Lunch Menu?
And I provide the drum line!
Here are some Slaad jokes...
How many slaads does it take to screw in a light Bulb?
Why did the Slaad cross the Road?
So a Slaad and a Madron are stranded on a deserted island and found a genie's lamp. They rub the the lamp and a genie promise each a wish...
The mouton wishes that order be brought to the island. The genie grants the wish...
The genie than turns to the slaad...
Here are some Slaad jokes...
How many slaads does it take to screw in a light Bulb?
** spoiler omitted **
Why did the Slaad cross the Road?
** spoiler omitted **
So a Slaad and a Madron are stranded on a deserted island and found a genie's lamp. They rub the the lamp and a genie promise each a wish...
The mouton wishes that order be brought to the island. The genie grants the wish...
The genie than turns to the slaad...
** spoiler omitted **
Exactly. For your effect at humor, you get "egged."
If a slaad ate a genie's lamp and the genie went back in the lamp, could you summon the genie by rubbing the slaad's belly? Would that simulate childbirth?
Asking for a friend.
Blurrg
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If a slaad ate a genie's lamp and the genie went back in the lamp, could you summon the genie by rubbing the slaad's belly? Would that simulate childbirth?
Asking for a friend.
** spoiler omitted **If a slaad ate a genie's lamp and the genie went back in the lamp, could you summon the genie by rubbing the slaad's belly? Would that simulate childbirth?
Asking for a friend.
I love the Internet.
Good morning! Have some music to start your morning.
When I'm Inspiring Courage, I play this on my kazoo.
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When I'm perspiring clouds of dates, I play this on Beat Slaad.
Blsmurfurgl