|I'm Hiding In My Closet|
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gran rey de los mono wrote:Completly horrified Vidmaster7 wrote:Always happy to help.I'm Hiding In My Closet wrote:Vidmaster7 wrote:Slept so long today. I'll never be able to get to sleep tomorrow.Falling asleep is easy. Just think about all the clowns hiding in your closet that will come out and eat you while you sleep. The lure of the sweet embrace of death will have you dozing happily in moments.
Uh sure that sounds like it could work...
Oh that was your parody alias. I thought it was actually IHIYC at first.
Clowns don't actually bother me at all. Not even that Stephen King clown.
They might not have bothered you in the past, but they will soon. All those bright white faces with giant grease paint smiles laughing as they approach you, honking their horns. Enormous shoes flapping on the floor like duck feet. The cold, soulless eyes promising that, despite the fact they are laughing on the outside, they desire nothing more than to strangle you with cotton candy ropes and then feast upon your tender vittles. Your skin destined to be dyed with bright, alluring colors and sewn into their patchwork clothing. Your hair and beard turned into big poofy wigs. Your intestines inflated and twisted into animal shapes like weird splotchy balloons.