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21 posts. Alias of gran rey de los mono.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Completly horrified Vidmaster7 wrote:
I'm Hiding In My Closet wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Slept so long today. I'll never be able to get to sleep tomorrow.
Falling asleep is easy. Just think about all the clowns hiding in your closet that will come out and eat you while you sleep. The lure of the sweet embrace of death will have you dozing happily in moments.

Uh sure that sounds like it could work...

>.>

<.<

Always happy to help.

Oh that was your parody alias. I thought it was actually IHIYC at first.

Clowns don't actually bother me at all. Not even that Stephen King clown.

They might not have bothered you in the past, but they will soon. All those bright white faces with giant grease paint smiles laughing as they approach you, honking their horns. Enormous shoes flapping on the floor like duck feet. The cold, soulless eyes promising that, despite the fact they are laughing on the outside, they desire nothing more than to strangle you with cotton candy ropes and then feast upon your tender vittles. Your skin destined to be dyed with bright, alluring colors and sewn into their patchwork clothing. Your hair and beard turned into big poofy wigs. Your intestines inflated and twisted into animal shapes like weird splotchy balloons.

Still okay?


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Slept so long today. I'll never be able to get to sleep tomorrow.

Falling asleep is easy. Just think about all the clowns hiding in your closet that will come out and eat you while you sleep. The lure of the sweet embrace of death will have you dozing happily in moments.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I'm Hiding In My Closet wrote:

I remember when you were a toddler. The things you put in your mouth...

*shudders uncontrollably*

You just had to go their.

"Their"? Whose?


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I remember when you were a toddler. The things you put in your mouth...

*shudders uncontrollably*


*peeks out*

*goes back inside*


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Can't find me.


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*goes back into the closet*


Or is it a game where people play Chicken while holding a rope?


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Maybe we should cut Cap some slack. He's got a sick kid.

No slack! All must post!!


*sticks head out, looks around*

<.<
>.>

*retreats*


*continues hiding*


Klaatu Verata Nnememphunumanumipobverasczkemindaknee.

There. The traditional Crab Mitzvah blessing.


I'm scared. Someone please stop holding me.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for flibble.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for a disturbing lack of pants.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because monkeys and apes are close enough for little baby slaadlings.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because we have already begun. Now we just need to wait for Chico to show up and ruin it.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because the team of Bobby Biscuit and Glenda Gravy beat all.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because my closet is mine and mine alone!


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for trying my patience.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because there isn't enough room in here for the both of us.