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Iff yuoo vunt tu leern hoo tu creck a velnoot, I vuoold recummend yuoo vetch zee peestechiu cummerceeels; zeere-a ere-a muny vunderffool veys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Peeck yuoor oovn! Peeneepples cun be-a greepped by zee hoosk. Ifee a burd cun du it!
Uncle-a Teddy's Beer, Fred is BENNED fur nut getteeng intu my cuukput yet!
Receepe-a fur a tecu Teke-a zee turteella (curn oor vheet) und fuld. Bork bork bork! Teke-a feellings (prefferebly hoomun, ilff, oor helffleeng, boot beeff, purk, cheeckee, seeffuud, fegetebles und cheese-a elsu vurk) und steeck intu zee greender. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Dun't meend zee screems. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Cuuk fur 300 degrees unteel zee feellings cetch oon fure-a. Bloo zee fure-a oooot. Um de hur de hur de hur. Plece-a feellings inseede-a zee turteella und zeen iet. Um de hur de hur de hur.
Tudey ve-a cuuk cunneebel style-a. Ve-a joost teke-a zee sleed igg und poot it intu zee oofer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Veeet fur zee igg tu hetch. Oouh, it's keecking eruoond inseede-a zee oofee! Get zee oofee meet, sleede-a oooot zee sleed, und skooer! Zeen Teste-a! Mmmmhh, sleed's a speecy meetbell! Bork! Bork! Bork! |
