Quantum funnel cake is delicious.That’s what she said!
She didn't say it to me.
She said, "Get the f%!! out of here. You're dretching!" And then a gate to some dimension opened up in her left nostril.
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Two, two Ranch Dretchings! AH-AH-AH-AH!
She said, "Get the f!&~ out of here. You're dretching!" And then a gate to some dimension opened up in her left nostril.
I've seen that Youtube channel, where they pull teeny qlippoth's out of various mortals flesh and orifices. It's even more disgusting than the Dr. Psychopomp Popper channel.
Gravy slaad, doot doot doodoodoodoo.
Two, two Ranch Dretchings! AH-AH-AH-AH!
She said, "Get the f!&~ out of here. You're dretching!" And then a gate to some dimension opened up in her left nostril.I've seen that Youtube channel, where they pull teeny qlippoth's out of various mortals flesh and orifices. It's even more disgusting than the Dr. Psychopomp Popper channel.
I know, right? It’s my favorite source of fap-spiration.
Watch out for baristassassins!
I think they all disregarded my warning. Stupid f#!&s.
Baristassassins are over-rated. How competent can they be if they can't even correctly write down the name of their target?
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Their mysterious magic allows them to use the misspellings to make them seem less threatening and catch their targets off guard. While some f&*$er is complaining about the baristassassin spelling his name "Mork," he's got third degree burns all over himself that weren't there seconds ago.
On a related note, Steve Harvey can use killing words despite being unable to pronounce them.
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On a related note, Steve Harvey can use killing words despite being unable to pronounce them.
He once worked at a factory, did he?
Big deal. I once blew up a factory.
I heard Green Slaad just moved to Canada...
That's a bummer, man. He really tied the room together.
It was a pun on Canada's 'Green Day' i.e. today
I have no actual information on Green Slaad. :P
{takes a snort of Old Janx Spirit straight from the Klein bottle}
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*glockenspiel solo*
The bozo-wights are on mounts in tights,
Nodens is Prince of the Pleistocene,
A quantum destabilization
Edit works like a machine
Ed Wynn's in Kowloon, Laika's stoned on squirrel insides,
Kudos, Cap-i-tan! Limbo dance is tied!
Doughnut theremin! Dammit Damacy!
Wear the goggles, and always sing high 'D'!
Congee, kedgeree, banana peels, eat tomatoes...
...well now POTATO!
Potato! Potato!
Cathode-ray Animorphs!
POTATO! Potato!
Portray a matador!
Eidolons scare in the very merry month of May!
Let the stingrays onboard!
Blancemange casts a Maximized enervate!
*kantele quators*
Here's Johnny with a +3 Distance Throwing Axe, make an Acrobatics roll!
Andrew thinks he's cacciatore, don't order that spring roll!
It's time to go to Kathmandu,
Tarantula fights Enkidu!
No left, no right, no up, no down
I'm fREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Potato! ¡Potato!
Was I brought here to die?
Potato! P O T A T O!
Naw, mate, ye was brought here yester-die!
Here, I'm Stan, and there, I'm Clay!
Let's harass the Pendragons!
White powder travels through the mail 'till it turns brown!
Facile arguments choke on pretzels with a funny squeaking sound!
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Jazzercises really fast!
Spanakopita, ATTACK! The pasta's in the truck!
Otatop! קאַרטאָפל!
Analyze THIS, Dr. Rosen!
Nobody have 2 potato!
If purple-nurple's wrong I don't want to be right!
Eat a can, and read The Cay!
Leda banged a swan,
The toads made a Ptolemy anime.
*sound of car trunk being opened from inside*
Yes. It is Potato.
Potato have mind over matter.
Potato allow psionics in potato's game.
Ntskhun tsu kartofl aun lang lebn iber di fest.
*slowly starts taking over thread*
*continues to spread threateningly*
{nibbles kudzu}
{flees when kudzu nibbles back}
Ach, get a Roman, you two!
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Veni, vidi, oh my god what is hatching out of my abdomen?!
Good times.
Where? Oh where has my chaos gone. All try singing this in EFF Sharp.
P.S. or P.C.P. Taco bell has made my flavor obsolete!
Go Knights Go!
Hail Caesar!
But only if she wants to be siezed by you.
And yes, I know that it should be pronounced as 'cheese'
*hoot-roars in an effort to be cuddled*
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*hoot-roars in an effort to be cuddled*
{sprinkles rennet and cheese starter bacteria onto Fluffles, waits for curdling to begin}
*hoot-roars in an effort to be cuddled*{sprinkles rennet and cheese starter bacteria onto Fluffles, waits for curdling to begin}
We don't talk about that.
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And sink like no one is watching.
I prefer an audience.
Well then, do I have a deal for you! Just sign this little contract here....
You really think slaadi can be bound by contracts?
You really think slaadi can be bound by contracts?
I can tie some pretty impressive knots, sure.
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My doctor prescribed contracts for me once, but they itched like crazy when I wore them. And then they gave me pink eye(s).
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I used to enjoy contracts a great deal, but not so much since Jack Chick died.
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My doctor prescribed contracts for me once, but they itched like crazy when I wore them. And then they gave me pink eye(s).
You’re supposed to take them as a suppository.
My doctor prescribed contracts for me once, but they itched like crazy when I wore them. And then they gave me pink eye(s).You’re supposed to take them as a suppository.
I'm flexible, a signature's a signature.
*flutter through thread*
IMHO, Captain James T. Kirk is, by far, the best captain in the history of Star Wars.
IMHO, Captain James T. Kirk is, by far, the best captain in the history of Star Wars.
THERE.
ARE.
MITES!
Free bench lens
Flue nurtle guvs
And a fart wrench in a flared flea
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A course is a Morse, of Bohrs, of Moors.
And nobody snores to their claws, cough gorse.
Applesauce the whackadoodle semantics bait every tiger.
I'll take two.
Mmmm, Hungry Jack® pancakes.