Beat Slaad's page

DJing is a most sacred endeavor.

It is best completed with a turntable in units of about ten people, a wheelchair, and pharmaceuticals.

Aw, no one cowers in fear when I arrive.

Well, unless I start setting up my DJ equipment.

Good morning! Have some music to start your morning.

When I'm Inspiring Courage, I play this on my kazoo.

And I provide the drum line!

No see, we've moved onto the next scene where you don't exist because you have been beaten...which means I'm talking to myself again.

Beaten! Yeah! Knock out that beat!

ARE YOU READY TO WATER?

Er, I think it was a rock just a bit ago...