That'll show her, Tanya Harding!I so very much want this to be a new TV show from the makers of Jackass.
Can I show my Tanya Harding?
Only if it causes chaos.
juggle meat cleavers
*tosses a few sausages, a fresh rutabaga, a lit stick of dynamite, and a pair of popped baseballs into the juggle*
slices them all
{bites into a nice ripe softball} A spoonful of arsenic a day keeps the Dick Vitale away.
Feh! Arsenic is weak. Chaotic slaads chug gasoline by the gallon.
Anyone got any ideas how I could throw slaads into a political game as enemies coming in half way through the game?
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Okay, try this; it should tie in perfectly.
So, as the PCs are returning the old boot to the goldfish archbishop, Lindsay Lohan rides in on a burning log. The orchestra starts to play Da Vinci's Mona Lisa, and the spaghetti dances seductively. Just then, the librarian screams "Purple!" and the room fills with broken glass. As the party flees to the giant swimming pool full of morphine, Tossed Slaad enters and eggs them all.
And.... Scene....
Not bad, but might it not be better if the librarian screams "Chartreuse!" instead?
I was thinking "Cabinet!" is a better choice.
I was wondering more why nobody else got any lines.
The rest of the dialogue consists of low squawks and wordless expressions of love.
'Librarian's Purple Screams' is probably my favourite flavour of instant noodle snack, provided I've been able to do the necessary with the librarian beforehand.
I was wondering more why nobody else got any lines.
Spotlight hog.
Flute Slaad, you still look delicious. Delicious is a word, right?
I think it's a flying boat. Or possibly an extinct breed of okapi.
I blame Flute Slaad for putting that fiendish Cos'damned song in my head again.
bzzt
Tinkers with DOR1TO's wires
brahzzt
I was wondering more why nobody else got any lines.Spotlight hog.
Damn zigzagged.
Hey! Where did the chaos get to? I just escaped from Order.
We have been too tired to chaos lately, Kitty-Mama. Besides, if you chaos all the time it becomes predictable.
bounces around the thread on a reinforced pogo stick
I was lost in a place called Skyrim you see...
The best way to be chaotic is to be lawful when people least expect it.
I have just this to say, in a voice like warm sausage-meat trickling down an accountant:
{does slowed-down cool walk while Latvian Runes a'splode behind her}
{puts on product placement sunglasses} Well now, I guess [INSERT PUNNY CATCHPHRASE]!
QUARKLE!
Joss Whedon!
Hamburger!
SPoOoOOoOOOoooOOooOoooRK
I'll take thirty-seven, hold the relish and the ostrich.
If you're not going to eat that ostrich, could I have it?
Sure, if you can get it out of the pin-setter.
Friendly slaad party needs to be in the next adventure path.
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If you're not going to eat that pin-setter, could I have it?
Ooooowwww...we don't feel good. How did we get a cold in June? That's not right.
* Slaadlings are miserable*
POOR UNIT SLAADLINGS. COME INTO THE WHIRLING BLADED EMBRACE OF THIS UNIT.
Ooooowwww...we don't feel good. How did we get a cold in June? That's not right.
*2d4 Slaadlings are miserable*
*wraps Slaadlings in tin foil*
There there children. Daddy's here.
Ohh, a doubloon.
*leaves thread*
I'm pretty sure the saying isn't "Slice out a cold, starve a fever", but I'm wrong about 50% of the time. Perhaps showing the slaadlings in variously-flavored powdered cheeses would make them feel better?
They are cold. We need to bake them. And thankfully Macaroni already wrapped them in tinfoil so they don't lose their moisture in the oven.
*walks to the door at the south end of the thread labelled "to the abyss" and pretends to turn knobs drawn on the wall above it labelled "temperature" and "time" respectively*
THE SAWS ON THIS UNIT GO BUZZ WHIRR BUZZ
If you're not going to eat that pin-setter, could I have it?
It's not mine, so yeeeessss.
I have hot sause! Lets see what the label says...
Fires of Damnation. Ah the old family recipe.
Okay slaadlings, open wide, Uncle Nacho has the mediation that'll cure what ails ya.
Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.
Awake, arise or be for ever fall’n.
Never can true reconcilement grow where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep...
Somehow I knew you were going to say that.
I said that? Ah, the chaos of amnesia...
Wait a minute, what was I going to say...
QUERY: WAS UNIT SPICY NACHO SLAAD MEANT TO SAY D0R1T0 IS YOUR GOD NOW
tinkers with DOR1TO's wires again
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tinkers with spicy's blood vessels
I have blood vessels?
I have blood vassals!