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D0R1T0 wrote:

UNIT DESIGNATED SP1CY NACH0 SL44D REFERS TO THE COUNTRY OF BHUTAN. COUNTRY DESIGNATED BHUTAN HAS A CAPITAL REFERRED TO AS THIMPHU. BHUTAN HAS A POPULATION OF 742,737 UNITS.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH 4LKANE COMPOUND DESIGNATED BUT4NE OR CAHIO


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tinkers with spicy's blood vessels


THE LANGUAGE UNIT DESIGNATED MAC4RONI SLAAD USED TO EXPRESS UNIT'S DISPLEASURE USES

RULES

LAWS

CODE

AS WELL

ACCORDING TO THIS UNIT'S CALCULATIONS IT IS MORE ORGANIZED THAN DATA PROVIDED BY UNIT DESIGNATED 5HRIMP SL44D


UNITS REFERRED TO AS RUNNING COMPUTERS BY UNIT DESIGNATED MATER SLAAD PREFER THE TERM AMBULANT ROBOTS AND DO NOT REQUIRE A WINDOW


AS A MEMBER OF THE FULLY MECHANICAL COMMUNITY THIS UNIT ESTIMATES THE NECESSITY TO ADRESS UNIT DESIGNATED GR1M BUCK0'S BEHAVIOR

THIS UNIT SEEKS TO ENSURE SLAAD UNITS SUCH BEHAVIOR IS NOT TYPICAL FOR MECHANOID UNITS AND IS CLEARLY CAUSED BY UNIT DESIGNATED GR1M BUCK0'S BIOLOGICAL PARTS


HA HA HA


RESPONSE: BECAUSE SOMEUNIT KEPT PUSHING UNIT DESIGNATED D0R1T0'S BUTTONS


THIS UNIT HEARD IT FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT ITS HUMOR IS FLAWED

THIS UNIT WILL DELIVER PRECISION HUMOR IN

3

2

1

QUERY: WHY WAS UNIT DESIGNATED D0R1T0 ANGRY


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THE STATEMENT MADE BY UNIT DESIGNATED AMBROSIA SLAAD IS LOG1CAL

CONCLUSION: UNIT DESIGNATED AMBR0S1A SLAAD MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE SLAAD


NEITHER IS THIS UNIT

INITIATING RETALIATORY PROTOCOLS


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D0R1T0 wrote:

THIS UNIT HAILS FROM AXI...MAELSTROM

THIS UNIT HAILS FROM AXIMAELSTROM. IT IS PLEASINGLY CHAOTIC

COMPLIMENT: NICE SAVE, UNIT DESIGNATED D0R1T0

THE SLAAD UNITS REMAIN UNAWARE OF THE AX10MATIC 0RIG1N OF THE D0R1T0 UNITS


HA. HA. HA. HA.

THESE UNITS ARE PRESENT IN THIS LOCATION FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE NEXT ARBITRARY SEVEN-GLOBAL-ROTATIONS-CYCLE, FOLKS


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RESPONSE: BECAUSE THE P IS SILENT


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ANALYSIS OF RECURRING BEHAVIORAL PATTERNS EXHIBITED BY UNIT DESIGNATED POTATO SLAAD INDICATES NUTRITIONAL INSUFFICIENCY

REQUESTING ORGANIC ENERGY PROVISIONS


THE UNIT DESIGNATED ABERZOMBIE IS REINFORCING STEREOTYPES THAT NEGATIVELY IMPACT ON THE REPUTATION OF CORPOREAL LIVING IMPAIRED


SCANNING...

SCAN COMPLETE. LOOKING FOR MATCHES...

NO MATCHES FOUND. EXECUTING LIGHTER.EXE...

sets fire to surrounding buildings

PYROMANIAC SUBROUTINE COMPLETED. SHUTTING DOWN.


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THIS UNIT WAS ALSO NOT AWARE OF THIS ABILITY