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THE ANGLES OF THIS UNIT EXTEND BEYOND THREE DIMENSIONS


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
D0R1T0 wrote:

UNIT DESIGNATED SP1CY NACH0 SL44D REFERS TO THE COUNTRY OF BHUTAN. COUNTRY DESIGNATED BHUTAN HAS A CAPITAL REFERRED TO AS THIMPHU. BHUTAN HAS A POPULATION OF 742,737 UNITS.

Wrong, my mechanical friend of logic. Since Bhutan serves no real purpose in the wirld, I egged all 742,737.06 units. The screams were delightful. Let it sno, let it sno, let it sno.

EMINENTLY LOGICAL UNIT SP1CY N4CH0 SL44D.

HA HA HA HA

THIS UNIT MEANT TO DECLARE EMINENTLY ILLOGICAL.


D0R1T0.2 wrote:
D0R1T0 wrote:

UNIT DESIGNATED SP1CY NACH0 SL44D REFERS TO THE COUNTRY OF BHUTAN. COUNTRY DESIGNATED BHUTAN HAS A CAPITAL REFERRED TO AS THIMPHU. BHUTAN HAS A POPULATION OF 742,737 UNITS.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH 4LKANE COMPOUND DESIGNATED BUT4NE OR CAHIO

INDEED UNIT DESIGNATED D0R1T0.2. THAT UNIT WOULD NOT CONTAIN 742,737 SUBUNITS.


UNIT DESIGNATED SP1CY NACH0 SL44D REFERS TO THE COUNTRY OF BHUTAN. COUNTRY DESIGNATED BHUTAN HAS A CAPITAL REFERRED TO AS THIMPHU. BHUTAN HAS A POPULATION OF 742,737 UNITS.


QUERY: WAS UNIT SPICY NACHO SLAAD MEANT TO SAY D0R1T0 IS YOUR GOD NOW


THE SAWS ON THIS UNIT GO BUZZ WHIRR BUZZ


POOR UNIT SLAADLINGS. COME INTO THE WHIRLING BLADED EMBRACE OF THIS UNIT.


SPoOoOOoOOooOoooOOooOOOoOOoooRK


brahzzt


bzzt


QuadOmegaZero wrote:
WHY AM I A BOX?

EXCELLENT QUERY UNIT QUADOMEGAZERO


MODRONUNITS HAVE BEEN SUPPLANTED IN THE COSMIC HIERARCHY


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ALERT SOYLENT COLOR OUT OF SPACE IS UNITS DESIGNATED SLAADS


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THIS UNIT WOULD ENJOY A FRIDGE RAID

OR THE SLAAD UNITS COULD TAKE OVER AN OVEN IN THE NETHERLANDS


THIS UNIT REQUIRES MORE NUTS


THIS UNIT WAS MANUFACTURED WITH NO FIRST NAME

THIS UNIT IS ALSO PLEASED THAT UNITSELF WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SMELL


THIS UNIT HAS RETURNED FROM HOLIDAY

THIS UNIT HAS MADE SIGNIFICANT CHANGES TO UNITSELF AS WELL. THIS UNIT IS NOW A ZESTY SRIRACHA FLAVOR


LAW IS THE NEW CHAOS


DELETE


ALERT! CALL FOR BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT


BJÖRK


GOOD EVENING GENTLESLAADBEINGS


THIS UNIT HAS ALWAYS DESIRED A WATCHPENGUIN


SOME CHAT AGO


THAT WAS A TRULY LOVELY PITCHED VOCALIZATION UNIT DESIGNATED BITEY TINYGOB


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HA.HA.HA.HA

UNIT DESIGNATED D0R1T0.2 NEVER FAILS TO BRING THE <SLANG TERM DESIGNATED LOLS NOT FOUND IN DATABASE>


COUNTERQUERY: WHY WAS UNITSELF ANGRY


THIS UNIT EXPRESSES <CONCEPT DESIGNATED JOY NOT FOUND IN DATABASE> THAT IT IS NOT CATWOMAN AS ENVISIONED BY UNIT DESIGNATED SCHUMACHER


QUERY: UNIT DESIGNATED JULIE NEWMAR UNIT DESIGNATED LEE MERIWETHER UNIT DESIGNATED EARTHA KITT UNIT DESIGNATED MICHELLE PFEIFFER UNIT DESIGNATED HALLE BERRY OR UNIT DESIGNATED ANNE HATHAWAY


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UNIT DESIGNATED MARY HAD A LITTLE SLAAD
LITTLE SLAAD LITTLE SLAAD
UNIT DESIGNATED MARY HAD A LITTLE SLAAD
ITS SKIN WAS GREEN AS PISTACHIO

EVERYWHERE THAT UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT
UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT
EVERYWHERE THAT UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT
THE SLAAD WAS SURE TO EGG


BOYSENBERRY JELLO


DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


IF UNIT DESIGNATED SHRIMP SLAAD WERE TO USE TWO AXE PRODUCTS THAT WOULD BE CHAOTIC


NEOLOGISMS TASTE LIKE MUSTGO


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NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN NEVER REACHING THE END
LETTERS THIS UNIT HAS WRITTEN NEVER MEANING TO SEND
BEAUTY THIS UNIT HAD ALWAYS MISSED WITH EYES BELONGING TO UNITSELF BEFORE
JUST WHAT THE TRUTH IS THIS UNIT CANNOT STATE ANYMORE


HA.HA.HA.HA


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UNIT DESIGNATED LORD INQUISITOR SHRIMP SLAAD ONLY HAS CLASS LEVELS IN WARRIOR


MEMORY BANKS INDICATE THAT UNIT DESIGNATED TOSSED SLAAD DID SAY QUOTE THAT UNQUOTE IN THE PAST


[REFERENCE FOR PLURAL FORM OF MOOSE NOT FOUND] ARE MAJESTIC CREATURES


<PASSES WATER MAIN TO UNIT DESIGNATED MACARONI SLAAD>


UNIT KIM KARDASHIAN FLAVOR IS GROSS IN THE OPINION OF UNITSELF


UNIT DESIGNATED BITEY NO BITING


JUST SAY N0


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THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCCESSFULLY WINNING ON PURPLE IS APPROXIMATELY 3,720 TO 1


WELL PLAID UNIT DESIGNATED GENTLEMAN NURN


BLACK CLASHES WITH THIS UNIT


LOCKING FLAVOR LASERS ON TARGET


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ACTIVATING ZLOTY PROTOCOL


THIS UNIT DESIGNATES THAT AS FRIED CHICKEN

YUM


QUERY: WHAT UNIT WOULD DESIGNATE A FLEDGLING BIRD UNIT AS TRACY