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You've learned to adapt! I don't know whether to be irritated that you'll be harder to kill now or enthused that you're moving away from the rigidity and structure of order and toward wonderful fluid chaos!

Lantern Lodge

"INTEGRATE THIS" *Twists symbol of law into a corkscew and puts where the sun don't shine*

*Laughs, still puffining*


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Oh not this again....

sigh

*does a screen wipe to the next scene where Gentleman Nurn stands over a smoldering Modron*

That should do it. Slaadi, remember we never do the same thing twice.


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Rats. I was about to cast Kitty Chaos on him. Oh, well. *Casts Kitty Chaos on the smoldering remains* I need the practice anyway.


You skipped over my wonderful crowbar fu scene, too. The director was in fits after all his beautiful choreography got smashed to pieces, yeeessss.


Who says I'm smoldering?

Illogical.

reassembles minus a crowbar and corkscrew of law

Now where were we..? Ah, Rail Gun.

Tattoos symbols of law on everyone except for Spicy Nacho Slaad, who's hiding under a pile of chaos


*lead sheet produced from coat pocket, catches tattoo-ray-gun-beam* That's-a spicy beam of law. *frisbees it into the modron's CPU*


CPU assimulates the errand ray.

Silver Crusade

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*Yawwwwwnnn*

Wait are you still here? You're big, shiny, and boring we get it. Now shoo, go do math or something, we have pufferfish that needs attending too.


ARE YOU READY TO WATER?

Er, I think it was a rock just a bit ago...


MODRON ABRAXUS wrote:

Who says I'm smoldering?

Illogical.

reassembles minus a crowbar and corkscrew of law

Now where were we..? Ah, Rail Gun.

Tattoos symbols of law on everyone except for Spicy Nacho Slaad, who's hiding under a pile of chaos

No see, we've moved onto the next scene where you don't exist because you have been beaten...which means I'm talking to myself again.


Macaroni Slaad wrote:


No see, we've moved onto the next scene where you don't exist because you have been beaten...which means I'm talking to myself again.

Beaten! Yeah! Knock out that beat!


Activates chaoitic repelling law dome and enters stand-by mode


*excavates area around and beneath dome, watches remains of modron drop into the earth, buries; sets the little clod of stone and dirt drifting away into the Maelstrom*

Well then. Who's up for Chinese?


He'll be back. No to Hu Flung Dung.


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Gentleman Nurn wrote:
*excavates area around and beneath dome, watches remains of modron drop into the earth, buries; sets the little clod of stone and dirt drifting away into the Maelstrom*

{waves hanky} Bon voyage!

Hopefully Mr. Modron won't drift toward the Prime Material anywhere and accidentally reenter phase somewhere underground in the path of some large public works project... what would be the odds?


I heard Modron Abraxus likes to divide by zero.


Is it time for the sequel already?


the dome phase back into reality and silently hovers for the slaad to see

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Oooh I bet this is where they show off the new model, iModron Abraxus 2s


Ok, for the sequel we need a new side kick that starts off as being lame but ultimately ends up beating the villain.


Ooh! Can we be the originally useless, ultimately victorious sidekicks! We have the useless part down.

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2d4 Slaadlings wrote:
Ooh! Can we be the originally useless, ultimately victorious sidekicks! We have the useless part down.

Nah you're this and hopefully, later this.


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Rysky wrote:
2d4 Slaadlings wrote:
Ooh! Can we be the originally useless, ultimately victorious sidekicks! We have the useless part down.
Nah you're this and hopefully, later this.

Maximillian! More power to the engines! The Cygnus almost slipped across the event horizon before I could plot a safe entry vector!

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Dr. Hans Reinhardt wrote:
Rysky wrote:
2d4 Slaadlings wrote:
Ooh! Can we be the originally useless, ultimately victorious sidekicks! We have the useless part down.
Nah you're this and hopefully, later this.
Maximillian! More power to the engines! The Cygnus almost slipped across the event horizon before I could plot a safe entry vector!

... don't worry ... everything will be ... just fine ...


Ah, the Seattle/Denver Championship game..,

My secret eggings and afro-turf camoflague worked wonders against San Francisco.

May my favorite birds fly to victory.


I love birdies [/fangy grin]!


Heeeeeel.


I am a cat.


grabs rawhide whip and chair

Okay, replay.


I am a slaad.


rubs eyes with bleach

For a moment there, I thought you were aardvark.


{points at Tossed Slaad, in best voice over:}
NO. 1
THE LARCH

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I am Lord Gruumash the Awesome.


I thought I smelled something.

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Yes that smell is victory.


Gruumash . wrote:
I am Lord Gruumash the Awesome.

{cue Joan Rivers' narration} "Using her gloves of the Spell Binder, a fez-wearing Ambrosia changes 'Awesome'... into 'FaWTLsome'!!!"


Gruumash . wrote:
Yes that smell is victory.

Victory smells like Swiss cheese.


{puts a chunk of Victory in the mousetrap}


And Swiis Cheese smells like teen spirit.


And teen spirit smells like Kurt Cobain.


And Kurt Cobain smells like a rotting corpse.

...what, too soon?


Nope. Uh, that was too progressive. dare i say "lawful"

Time to wash my mouth out with wet cement.


{flips open the new ACME catalog and orders an Adele 9000 Flamethrower™ to set fire to the snow}


You can always move West!!!

Whatever direction that is?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{flips open the new ACME catalog and orders an Adele 9000 Flamethrower™ to set fire to the snow}

Best company ever, yeeesssss.


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Nope. Uh, that was too progressive. dare i say "lawful"

Time to wash my mouth out with wet cement.

You sir, have insulted my honor! HAVE AT YOU!

*slaps Spicy Nacho Slaad with a glove filled with cottage cheese*


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
You can always move West!!!

{pushes Adam West into a different corner of the room}

Lantern Lodge

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{pushes Adam West into a different corner of the room}

Thank the lords of chaos it wasn't kanye


Touche'!

Belts Macaroni Slaad with a rose bush

[singing]Every rose has I thorn, yea it does.[/singing]

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