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O ho!

*lights self on fire*

*runs around while singing the theme to 2001: A Space Odyssey*

Your move sir.


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Touche'!

Belts Macaroni Slaad with a rose bush

[singing]Every rose has I thorn, yea it does.[/singing]

I don't think that'll work. I thought Macaroni Slaad was immune to Poison.


*Holds a graphite golf club in one and is stuck by a bolt of lightning*

"I've been thunderstruck!"

Smoking, the golf club flies from his hand and bounces off Gentlemen Nurn's head.

*With eyes rolling like a old slot machine, Spicy slumps to the floor of the thread and waits for a locomotive to knock him over.*


*catches it in Pocket PortalGenX 5000 for later perusal*

*breaks out the ACME paints*

Let's. Get. Decorative.


I've always wanted to paint a quantum singularity.


*Drags in a large crate of ACME TNT* Okay, just put the paint around this and set it off. Decor Mr. Bean style. *Scurries under a pile of chaos*


"I am hungry."


Here, have some tamales. *hands the Orc a few sticks of lit dynamite painted to look like food*


I forgot what I was doing.


You were going to crawl inside the Nasty Orc's mouth and conduct a tonsillectomy, with a rake or chainsaw of your choice.


I wonder if Mr. Orc would volunteer to be the patient so us slaadi can play a nice game of Orcperation?


Do I have to use a chainsaw or rake?

Can I use a backhoe?

Silver Crusade

A spork!


Nah, I'm thinking blow torch.

Lantern Lodge

Manual lawn edger?


Hmmmmmmm, I'm cool with dat plus there's no smoke.


Manual lawn edger it is.

*shrinks down and climbs into The Nasty Orc's mouth*

*runs out with tonsils in hand*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


I thought Mr. Orc needed an organ transplant. {puts orc patient and one of Rick Wakeman's pipe organs into a BrundlePod™ teleporter, then turns knob to "Blend"}


Ooh! A smoothie!


*Pokes head out from under the pile of chaos* Smorcasbord?


No.

Enters the Thread

Repent foul sinners and things of chaos, reprent for this thread shall be ...in a booming voice... CANONIZED!

Chants religious on the benefits of order, law and financial stability through tithing of the masses and religious banking

The chaotic mess that was once the Slaad Thread has been cleaned, shined, organized, and most hideously, typed and assembled in a decimal-style card catalog.


Bah! {activates power word: rebuke (Sp), dispelling the pontiff's illusion, and destroying his post-hole-digger hat}

You have no power here.


Pathetic. I am the healing light of Canon!


We've already got an Epson.


Epson, your pixelation is trite. The Church Media and the MInistry of Lies uses CANON thus makes all new "news" CANON!

I control vertical, I control the Horizontal, I control focus to crystal clarity. Thus my words are..., Analoge.., thus CANON!

Fuses a sun-dial shaped clock into the floor of the thread.

There, a new coat rack.


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*activates rocket launching the sundial to the moon, providing the necessary trench to complete the incomplete A already laser-carved there*


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{looks up wistfully at CHA} Ah yes, an ever-present reminder of the almost glory of a renewed Chaise Longue and Ottoman Empire.

{pours out a 40oz of Pledge for fallen upholstered revolutionaries}


Here-here. *smashes wine bottle across own forehead*


If you wish to bless yourself my lost child, I can help you with that.

branishes a studded club


You should really just relax. All this Law and Order <DOINK-DOINK> will just lead to migrianes, ulcers, high blood pressure, and whiplash from last minute plot twists. There's hot water in the kettle on the stove if you'd like to have a cup of tea.


Your link is not Canon!


{sings (badly):}
"Every link is sacred.
Every link is great.
If a link is wasted,
Chaos gets quite irate."


Singing off-key will get you flogged...


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Jack, I want you to flog me like one of your French girls.


Is it Ritual Abuse Day again so soon?


Any day is Ritual Abuse Day. The Canon of Time has decreed it so.


Is it me or was The DiVinci Code hilarious.


I gah go poddy.


Well, you can't. End of story.

sits on the potty stoically


Smacks Threesahdes with a tennis Racket

Love!


I need that tennis racket for when I make Cheetos.


{in best announcer voice:} Alot* of love goes into every batch of Tossed Slaad® Bacon & Chaos-flavored Cheetos! And for a limited-time only, get a free slaad larvae toy for your offspring in every bag!

Alot of Slaad & Alot of Love each sold separately. Not compatible with Lil' Abadar's Turnip Queso Dip. If your chest hasn't exploded within 4 hours, commune with a family-friendly slaad doctor near you. Offer void in Axis, Hell, and Tennessee.


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Offer void in Axis, Hell, and Tennessee

*gets smuggled in over Georgia border*


Eggs "Alot"

That actually makes no sense.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
I need that tennis racket for when I make Cheetos.

Tough. Or soft Cheetos. I can never tell the flavor and distance.

Lantern Lodge

Flavor,distance that's a law thing.Cheetos now that's good stuff!


Popsicle!


Cell phone!

Lantern Lodge

Miasma!


The viola!

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