I'm Back - What'd I Miss?


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Howdy fellow Lords of the Boards,

How was your Lent? I spent mine abstaining from Paizo and have finally returned! Just wanted to say to everyone, apologize if anyone posted some cunning insult which went unanswered or some idiotic drivel that went unflamed.

What'd I miss (other than the pdf thing, which I've been chewing over on the chatroom and to which I say "Good god, that's f~@$ing stupid on the part of WotC.")?

Anyway, good to be back.

Sebastian

Spoiler:

And, for those who keep tabs on my religious leanings, I remain an atheist, but wanted to get in touch with my Catholic heritage, thus Lent.

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Pony!

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Sebastian wrote:


What'd I miss (other than the pdf thing, which I've been chewing over on the chatroom and to which I say "Good god, that's f%!~ing stupid on the part of WotC.")?

A lot of avatar swapping. All the cool kids are doing it.

Edit: I gave up going to church for Lent.

Liberty's Edge

I gave up lentils.


You missed me, right?

The whole WotC PDF fiasco pretty much added me to the "WotC fired me as a customer" camp. I'm done supporting WotC, and here I am.


While you were away... you were elected to office, impeached and then finally excommunicated.


Sebastian wrote:
Anyway, good to be back.

Who are you?


Welcome back.


Hey, I got an extra Easter surprise: Sebastian did something that impressed me.

Spoiler:
;)

Sovereign Court

I didn't miss you.


But I did!


You also missed 2009's RPG Superstar contest (Neil Spicer won), the Beta playtest finished, and the d21 Pathfinder April Fool joke.

Welcome back!

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Also, the crumbling (and disbanding) of your cult.. I'm sure there are worshippers around here somewhere, but by and large, the cult is gone.. Nearly everyone is a Jack now.. You should check out the Jack thread and thank them ;)

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

My cult?!?! Gone?!?!?!

My vengeance will be prolonged and painful, with much threatening and gesticulating!!!

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I blame this guy :)


Sebastian wrote:

My cult?!?! Gone?!?!?!

My vengeance will be prolonged and painful, with much threatening and gesticulating!!!

My ears hurt already.

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bugleyman wrote:

You missed me, right?

The whole WotC PDF fiasco pretty much added me to the "WotC fired me as a customer" camp. I'm done supporting WotC, and here I am.

Glad you're back, sorry to hear that WotC has crossed the final line for you (though I am extremely sympathetic to that feeling).

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You also missed Epic Meepo kidnapping Seoni and stealing her soul. However, she has mentioned she enjoys life much more without it. She is thinking of becoming a lawyer.


Oh, and a freeform RPG sort of thing is now going on down here in the Off Topic Discussion board on several threads, involving a number of us....


And the birth of Smurf Cleaver, Kobold Cleaver's better looking second cousin.

Shadow Lodge

Jason Beardsley wrote:
I blame this guy :)

Jack's are for everyone.


Here.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Blazej wrote:
Here.

That's a nice sentiment. Welcome back, Mr. Sebastian.

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ericthecleric wrote:

You also missed 2009's RPG Superstar contest (Neil Spicer won), the Beta playtest finished, and the d21 Pathfinder April Fool joke.

Welcome back!

This plus the WotC pdf fiasco.

Hmmm. Can't remember if you play 3.x/PfRPR or 4E or both. Anyway, there's a bunch of discussions on all three systems in their respective forums. Check it out! (But wear your asbestos suit or, at the very least, asbestos underwear, around some of the topics.)

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

People missed you.

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

WE REALLY DID

Sczarni

Yeah, I need someone else who can think logically on my side of the arguments.

Silver Crusade

Heathansson wrote:
I gave up lentils.

That seems appropriate, since they have "lent" right in their name.

Sovereign Court

Jason Beardsley wrote:
I blame this guy :)

I declare tomorrow a holiday in celebration of our victory over the heathen pony legions. Huzzah.


Callous Jack wrote:
Jason Beardsley wrote:
I blame this guy :)
I declare tomorrow a holiday in celebration of our victory over the heathen pony legions. Huzzah.

All hail Callous Jack!

Liberty's Edge

Will there be beer?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Hey Gary, anytime you want to enable my moderation privileges, that would be fine by me.

Now, for example, would be a good time.


David Fryer wrote:
You also missed Epic Meepo kidnapping Seoni and stealing her soul. However, she has mentioned she enjoys life much more without it. She is thinking of becoming a lawyer.

No, no, no.

You have to give them your soul in order to graduate from law school, so you must have one to start with...

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Sebastian wrote:

Hey Gary, anytime you want to enable my moderation privileges, that would be fine by me.

Now, for example, would be a good time.

Go back to the WoTC PDF thread and whine about smurfs you big baby. ;p


bugleyman wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
You also missed Epic Meepo kidnapping Seoni and stealing her soul. However, she has mentioned she enjoys life much more without it. She is thinking of becoming a lawyer.

No, no, no.

You have to give them your soul in order to graduate, so you have to start with one...

What if I offered them someone else's soul instead?


Undead Seoni wrote:
bugleyman wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
You also missed Epic Meepo kidnapping Seoni and stealing her soul. However, she has mentioned she enjoys life much more without it. She is thinking of becoming a lawyer.

No, no, no.

You have to give them your soul in order to graduate, so you have to start with one...

What if I offered them someone else's soul instead?

Politician (sorry, too easy). :)

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

David Fryer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

Hey Gary, anytime you want to enable my moderation privileges, that would be fine by me.

Now, for example, would be a good time.

Go back to the WoTC PDF thread and whine about smurfs you big baby. ;p

Take your smurfing confetti and go somewhere else, you son of a smurf. This is a serious smurfing thread, not something for you and these cultists to derail. I posted this in order to garner sympathy and have people tell me how much they missed me and longed for my return. This isn't the place for humor or cults, this is the place for a very serious topic: ME!!

Edit: Aw man, how did I end up with Fisting Thong Smurf as my avatar?

Jon Brazer Enterprises

Even us kobolds (of which I think I am the last) missed you.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Sebastian wrote:
Take your sm*rfing confetti and go somewhere else, you son of a sm*rf. This is a serious sm*rfing thread, not something for you and these cultists to derail. I posted this in order to garner sympathy and have people tell me how much they missed me and longed for my return. This isn't the place for humor or cults, this is the place for a very serious topic: ME!!

...and you are?


Sebastian wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

Hey Gary, anytime you want to enable my moderation privileges, that would be fine by me.

Now, for example, would be a good time.

Go back to the WoTC PDF thread and whine about smurfs you big baby. ;p

Take your smurfing confetti and go somewhere else, you son of a smurf. This is a serious smurfing thread, not something for you and these cultists to derail. I posted this in order to garner sympathy and have people tell me how much they missed me and longed for my return. This isn't the place for humor or cults, this is the place for a very serious topic: ME!!

Edit: Aw man, how did I end up with Fisting Thong Smurf as my avatar?

:P

Spoiler:
Smurf

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Cosmo wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Take your sm*rfing confetti and go somewhere else, you son of a sm*rf. This is a serious sm*rfing thread, not something for you and these cultists to derail. I posted this in order to garner sympathy and have people tell me how much they missed me and longed for my return. This isn't the place for humor or cults, this is the place for a very serious topic: ME!!
...and you are?

Who am I?!?!? I play a famous lawyer on the internet, you cyclopian sock-puppet.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:


All hail Callous Jack!

Silence, fool. Your day will come.

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w00t!BBQ!!!1111!!11!!1!

Paizo Employee Digital Pest

Sebastian wrote:
Who am I?!?!? I play a famous lawyer on the internet, you cyclopian sock-puppet.

Who are you callin' a sock pup...

oh...
right.

Carry on.

Spoiler:
...but I'm the ONLY sock puppet with a title!

I think.


Your abstinence was noted with much head-scratching. Welcome back to the asylum, as you can see we were as insane as usual.

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Good to see you back, C-Bass!

Was Lent as enlightening as you expected?

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Daigle wrote:

Good to see you back, C-Bass!

Was Lent as enlightening as you expected?

Quite the opposite: Rumor has it that he dealt with the Paizo withdrawals by constantly eating.

Liberty's Edge

Welcome back. I think you've been caught up on all the excitement.

So, what did you do with all your free time?

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Cosmo wrote:
Daigle wrote:

Good to see you back, C-Bass!

Was Lent as enlightening as you expected?

Quite the opposite: Rumor has it that he dealt with the Paizo withdrawals by constantly eating.

It's true. I have a picture.

Spoiler:

Best I could do. Searching 'fat unicorn' in Yahoo images didn't actually turn up any fat unicorns. And you don't want to search 'Unicorn chubby' with the safeguard filter off. Shudder.

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