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You're wrong!

Why are boggards lizardfolk and a goblin working together. Mr. Fishy knows there's a new bandit in the area, but wouldn't the lizards and boggard eat the goblin?

No because goblins taste like whale poo while elfses taste like filet of sole. Which would you rather eat?

Happy birthday brother.

Smurfy post

SC wrote:

That's no way to treat mom!

Quiet, SC. Dr says mom won't get better without her medicine. And your father just might get homicidal if mom doesn't get better.

Is that why our family name is Cleaver?

That's no way to treat mom!

S***f Jack wrote:

Now you ruined Sebastian's life for nothing. That is funny as hell.

Not for nothing... for the lemony-lime zing of Spite(tm).

That is even funnier. At least it was for a good cause.

David Fryer wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Tinkerbell movie for the 2nd time today...:P

I do believe in fairies, I do believe in fairies....

... oh boy ...

This has so many layers of meaning.

Where is my ten foot pole, so I can not touch that.

I predict thiswll become the next big flame war.

How did politics leak in here? Let's get back to spiders and BttH! ;)

You mean

Smurf

Oh BTW... for those that havn't seen yet, OOTS is back.

Whaaaaa............

Smurf

ORANGE!!!

Smurf

Looky what I found huddled in the corner, with just a piece of newspaper to keep it warm.

Yo momma so fat that she has to turn sideways to walk down the street.

Oh are we playing yo Mama now?

Ok. Yo mama so fat when she try and get outta bed she rocks herself back to sleep.

Yo momma so fat she caught a flesh eatting virus and doctors told her she had six years to live.

SMURF!

Kill the wabbit!

There can be only one.

I think I'll go for a walk outside now.

Pioche?

you

Or me! ;-)

Oh and you might be a Paizo nerd if you have a dedicated smurf alias..

I have no idea what you mean.

Anyone noticed that the OP started this thread and then disapeared? Hmmmm.

That is why we smurf.

We smurf because we care.

And the birth of Smurf Cleaver, Kobold Cleaver's better looking second cousin.

I demand that all avatars be replaced by smurfs and that we all sit around eating Smurfberry Crunch cereal.

Scott Betts wrote:

As for my not acting on this information, I have reasons - not the least of which is that the same moral gradient I mentioned above precludes me from playing a part in condemning someone to a law whose justice is tenuous.

However, by my observation, you have been more than willing to condemn others for piracy and to say that most people who are complaining about this issue are just mad because their supply has dried up and they are jonesing for pirated pdfs. The adimacy with which you are willing to condemn pirates for their actions on one hand, yet say that the law is dubious at best on the other is absolutely facinating. Smurf on dude and be excellent to each other.

What in the name of Orcus is going on? The avatar didn't change.

We roam around the interweb
looking for fights.
We're smurfs,
we're smurfs in tights (tight tights)
We're butch

I want to see something done with kobolds. However, to me drow became the iconic villan with Second Darkness. Those are the drow I have been waiting my whole life for.

[conspiracy theory] Does anyone else wonder if this is really a move to draw our attention away from what WoTC is doing with their other hand? [/conspiracy theory]

Jarod Darkblade wrote:

As spokesperson of the Thrice-Damned House of Thrune, I have an announcement.

Due to a rash of food thefts commited by a number of landbound pirates, we have as of this morning stopped all deliveries of food to the populace. It is the only way we can fight those lawless food thieves. I'm sure we have your understanding and support.

We suspect this might lead to famine,...

However, if the people are focused on shortages, they won't have time to worry about what the government is doing. I say this is a good move on their part.

Well he is a touch smurfy these days.

I think we should call him paranoid smurf.

lynora-Jill wrote:

Jay Frogskin wrote:

Frogskin flies in, looking moody.

"Blah blah blah...stupid Lords of the Boards."
He sees the others.
"Hey, guys. I'm here to tell you that KC's back, in case someone was uninformed."

Then tell him to come here. We're all assembling in one place. There are risks to that, but what we were doing before with everyone off in different places was allowing our enemies to pick us off one by one. So, new strategy, new base of operations.

"He can't. The Mask is watching for him, trying to catch him. He's far too weak right now, and with Candle Lighter on the move, he has to stay in the safest place he can think of: The Grove. That's why he's making me play messenger. Grumble."

"you should come work for me. We have a great dental plan and all the smvrfberries you can eat."

The Dalesman wrote:

Devlyn looks back over at Allura and gently leans his shoulder against hers.

"Now, I do believe we had our swim interrupted yesterday. We really should try to fit that back in our schedule, don't you think?"

And for the sake of my sanity, I'm going to pretend the two posts above mine never happened :D

"Yes, I do believe that is a very good idea," she says with a smile.

It is not a good idea to ignore a smvrf.

Why is it that if you put smurf in your alias, it doesn't turn you into a smurf?

I don't hate Pathfinder, I hate all of you. ;p

Why do you hate smurfs?

Kruelaid wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Emu love volume!

Whoa

Disturbing, ain't it?

Not as disturbing as me!

That's right everybody, mee'sa back.