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Howdy fellow Lords of the Boards,
How was your Lent? I spent mine abstaining from Paizo and have finally returned! Just wanted to say to everyone, apologize if anyone posted some cunning insult which went unanswered or some idiotic drivel that went unflamed.
What'd I miss (other than the pdf thing, which I've been chewing over on the chatroom and to which I say "Good god, that's f@~!ing stupid on the part of WotC.")?
Anyway, good to be back.
Sebastian
And, for those who keep tabs on my religious leanings, I remain an atheist, but wanted to get in touch with my Catholic heritage, thus Lent.

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You also missed 2009's RPG Superstar contest (Neil Spicer won), the Beta playtest finished, and the d21 Pathfinder April Fool joke.
Welcome back!
This plus the WotC pdf fiasco.
Hmmm. Can't remember if you play 3.x/PfRPR or 4E or both. Anyway, there's a bunch of discussions on all three systems in their respective forums. Check it out! (But wear your asbestos suit or, at the very least, asbestos underwear, around some of the topics.)

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I blame this guy :)
I declare tomorrow a holiday in celebration of our victory over the heathen pony legions. Huzzah.

Jack's Right Hand Man |

Jason Beardsley wrote:I blame this guy :)I declare tomorrow a holiday in celebration of our victory over the heathen pony legions. Huzzah.
All hail Callous Jack!

bugleyman |

You also missed Epic Meepo kidnapping Seoni and stealing her soul. However, she has mentioned she enjoys life much more without it. She is thinking of becoming a lawyer.
No, no, no.
You have to give them your soul in order to graduate from law school, so you must have one to start with...

Undead Seoni |

David Fryer wrote:You also missed Epic Meepo kidnapping Seoni and stealing her soul. However, she has mentioned she enjoys life much more without it. She is thinking of becoming a lawyer.No, no, no.
You have to give them your soul in order to graduate, so you have to start with one...
What if I offered them someone else's soul instead?

bugleyman |

bugleyman wrote:What if I offered them someone else's soul instead?David Fryer wrote:You also missed Epic Meepo kidnapping Seoni and stealing her soul. However, she has mentioned she enjoys life much more without it. She is thinking of becoming a lawyer.No, no, no.
You have to give them your soul in order to graduate, so you have to start with one...
Politician (sorry, too easy). :)

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Sebastian wrote:Go back to the WoTC PDF thread and whine about smurfs you big baby. ;pHey Gary, anytime you want to enable my moderation privileges, that would be fine by me.
Now, for example, would be a good time.
Take your smurfing confetti and go somewhere else, you son of a smurf. This is a serious smurfing thread, not something for you and these cultists to derail. I posted this in order to garner sympathy and have people tell me how much they missed me and longed for my return. This isn't the place for humor or cults, this is the place for a very serious topic: ME!!
Edit: Aw man, how did I end up with Fisting Thong Smurf as my avatar?

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Take your sm*rfing confetti and go somewhere else, you son of a sm*rf. This is a serious sm*rfing thread, not something for you and these cultists to derail. I posted this in order to garner sympathy and have people tell me how much they missed me and longed for my return. This isn't the place for humor or cults, this is the place for a very serious topic: ME!!
...and you are?

Captain Jack |

David Fryer wrote:Sebastian wrote:Go back to the WoTC PDF thread and whine about smurfs you big baby. ;pHey Gary, anytime you want to enable my moderation privileges, that would be fine by me.
Now, for example, would be a good time.
Take your smurfing confetti and go somewhere else, you son of a smurf. This is a serious smurfing thread, not something for you and these cultists to derail. I posted this in order to garner sympathy and have people tell me how much they missed me and longed for my return. This isn't the place for humor or cults, this is the place for a very serious topic: ME!!
Edit: Aw man, how did I end up with Fisting Thong Smurf as my avatar?
:P

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Sebastian wrote:Take your sm*rfing confetti and go somewhere else, you son of a sm*rf. This is a serious sm*rfing thread, not something for you and these cultists to derail. I posted this in order to garner sympathy and have people tell me how much they missed me and longed for my return. This isn't the place for humor or cults, this is the place for a very serious topic: ME!!...and you are?
Who am I?!?!? I play a famous lawyer on the internet, you cyclopian sock-puppet.

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Daigle wrote:Quite the opposite: Rumor has it that he dealt with the Paizo withdrawals by constantly eating.Good to see you back, C-Bass!
Was Lent as enlightening as you expected?
It's true. I have a picture.
Best I could do. Searching 'fat unicorn' in Yahoo images didn't actually turn up any fat unicorns. And you don't want to search 'Unicorn chubby' with the safeguard filter off. Shudder.