Why does my basement have to be your command center again? And clean up your plastic green army men this time!
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Yes, why do you ask?
Sebastian's Ghost wrote:
Poor wittle Secretlyreplacedwith... Do you need a big hug?
Are you hitting on me?
Shhhh... Sebastian doesn't know that, you dirty pervert!
*wallops Garydee with soapbar*
Callous Jack wrote:
Yoo hoo! Mr. Jade, I'm looking for a soulmate too...
The Jade wrote:
::The Jade opens his assassin's briefcase atop a skyscraper roof, revealing the black velvet interior in which ten segments of white rod nestle. He quickly screws one rod segment into another, like a take down sniper rifle, until a 10' pole swings hither and thither awkwardly like a pale phallic nightmare in the noonday sun. Is this a walking stick for a blind hill giant? An anti-insurgent device to be used against meddlesome squirrels on roofs? No... no this about survival. Stabilizing one end of the pole against his own hip, he stops just short of poking the soft gut of the person claiming to be Seb's mother, knowing well that should Sebastian ever swing by to see this bodies would rain down upon the streets below.::
*hugs Jade and plants a wet kiss on him*
Celestial Healer wrote:
More for me!