*Groggily wakes up*
Whu... did someone say something say something about kitten vikings? I got this axe to return to 'em
*Holds up axe*I... better go return it!
*Slams flat side of axe into Jack's head, then runs*
Jack Hammer grabs hold of the now-awake thief and shoves him the net.
Here, hold this! shoving the bent axe into his hands
Pulling the net back until it would seem to burst he launches the thief in the direction of the kittens and their eagles
One meal to go Kitties!
Are you okay, JH? I mean obviously the axe came out the worse for that, but did he hurt you?
Drops kittens, eats Demonic Tribble guy.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!
Hey that tickled.....Didn't think it was Monday yet...we do the kinky stuff on Monday and Wednesdays
Hey, lynora-Jill! I never realized that you were so eager to join our cult that you would get a tattoo of CJ. HOT!
What? Tattoo??? Where? *She examines herself carefully, eventually resorting to using the mirror from her compact before she finds the tattoo on her back.*
Eeek. What did you do???!!!!
Are you okay, JH? I mean obviously the axe came out the worse for that, but did he hurt you?*Groggily wakes up*
Whu... did someone say something say something about kitten vikings? I got this axe to return to 'em
*Holds up axe*I... better go return it!
*Slams flat side of axe into Jack's head, then runs*
Jack Hammer grabs hold of the now-awake thief and shoves him the net.
Here, hold this! shoving the bent axe into his hands
Pulling the net back until it would seem to burst he launches the thief in the direction of the kittens and their eagles
One meal to go Kitties!
Nah...You hit a volleyball harder than that guy can do with an axe. But thanks for checking.
Hey, lynora-Jill! I never realized that you were so eager to join our cult that you would get a tattoo of CJ. HOT!What? Tattoo??? Where? *She examines herself carefully, eventually resorting to using the mirror from her compact before she finds the tattoo on her back.*
Eeek. What did you do???!!!!
Nuthin. It wasn't there before?
Looking at his feet I never looked at your backside 'til you passed out face down. Honest.
Hey, lynora-Jill! I never realized that you were so eager to join our cult that you would get a tattoo of CJ. HOT!What? Tattoo??? Where? *She examines herself carefully, eventually resorting to using the mirror from her compact before she finds the tattoo on her back.*
Eeek. What did you do???!!!!Nuthin. It wasn't there before?
Looking at his feet I never looked at your backside 'til you passed out face down. Honest.
Yeah, right. I'm not so stupid I don't know you've been enjoying the view. You gave me a tattoo! While I was unconscious!
*stomps foot and pouts*I am very irked right now.
Hey, lynora-Jill! I never realized that you were so eager to join our cult that you would get a tattoo of CJ. HOT!What? Tattoo??? Where? *She examines herself carefully, eventually resorting to using the mirror from her compact before she finds the tattoo on her back.*
Eeek. What did you do???!!!!Nuthin. It wasn't there before?
Looking at his feet I never looked at your backside 'til you passed out face down. Honest.
Yeah, right. I'm not so stupid I don't know you've been enjoying the view. You gave me a tattoo! While I was unconscious!
*stomps foot and pouts*
I am very irked right now.
Don't worry, JH gave you a temporary one. It'll wear off in a few days.
Hey, lynora-Jill! I never realized that you were so eager to join our cult that you would get a tattoo of CJ. HOT!What? Tattoo??? Where? *She examines herself carefully, eventually resorting to using the mirror from her compact before she finds the tattoo on her back.*
Eeek. What did you do???!!!!Nuthin. It wasn't there before?
Looking at his feet I never looked at your backside 'til you passed out face down. Honest.
Yeah, right. I'm not so stupid I don't know you've been enjoying the view. You gave me a tattoo! While I was unconscious!
*stomps foot and pouts*
I am very irked right now.
I can't draw that good. That would take a real artist. Or is it the rest of you that makes it look that good?
JH looks around the ballcourt for someone to help
Oh well I'll confess. But here's your t-shirt. You earned it fair.
Don't worry, JH gave you a temporary one. It'll wear off in a few days.
*breathes a sigh of relief* Oh. Okay. That's all right then. I'm sorry I yelled at you JH. Forgive me? *smiles sweetly*
*breathes a sigh of relief* Oh. Okay. That's all right then. I'm sorry I yelled at you JH. Forgive me? *smiles sweetly*
Don't worry, JH gave you a temporary one. It'll wear off in a few days.
Always. You like your new shirt?
BTW, you're even cuter when you're pouty.
Hey JRHM, think we could get the Ape to let loose at the same time as a thief launch? It'd be like a cannon.
*breathes a sigh of relief* Oh. Okay. That's all right then. I'm sorry I yelled at you JH. Forgive me? *smiles sweetly*
Don't worry, JH gave you a temporary one. It'll wear off in a few days.
Always. You like your new shirt?
BTW, you're even cuter when you're pouty.
*blushes*
Shirt? *notices t-shirt* Oh, this shirt. *picks it up and puts it on* What do you think?
*breathes a sigh of relief* Oh. Okay. That's all right then. I'm sorry I yelled at you JH. Forgive me? *smiles sweetly*
Don't worry, JH gave you a temporary one. It'll wear off in a few days.
Always. You like your new shirt?
BTW, you're even cuter when you're pouty.
*blushes*
Shirt? *notices t-shirt* Oh, this shirt. *picks it up and puts it on* What do you think?
Looks great on you, but a bit large. We tend to buy things in large sizes. You are now officially a Dark and Stormy Knight™.
*looks down* Yeah, it's kind of more of a dress on me. *shrug* Oh well. So are we done launching people from the volleyball court? And is the monkey going to be okay?
What else do you guys do for fun around here?
*looks down* Yeah, it's kind of more of a dress on me. *shrug* Oh well. So are we done launching people from the volleyball court? And is the monkey going to be okay?
What else do you guys do for fun around here?
They generally drink extreme amounts of alcohol. Oh, yeah, the kittens will be here soon for their axe, now that they know I have it with me. Mind launching me already so I can get back and give it to them?
They generally drink extreme amounts of alcohol. Oh, yeah, the kittens will be here soon for their axe, now that they know I have it with me. Mind launching me already so I can get back and give it to them?*looks down* Yeah, it's kind of more of a dress on me. *shrug* Oh well. So are we done launching people from the volleyball court? And is the monkey going to be okay?
What else do you guys do for fun around here?
*grimace* I already tried the extreme amounts of alcohol. Not being a golem, I can't keep up very well. If one of the Jacks would be so kind as to draw back the net for me I'd be happy to launch you. Without the soft landing spell. *glares at Masked Rogue*
*grimace* I already tried the extreme amounts of alcohol. Not being a golem, I can't keep up very well. If one of the Jacks would be so kind as to draw back the net for me I'd be happy to launch you. Without the soft landing spell. *glares at Masked Rogue*They generally drink extreme amounts of alcohol. Oh, yeah, the kittens will be here soon for their axe, now that they know I have it with me. Mind launching me already so I can get back and give it to them?*looks down* Yeah, it's kind of more of a dress on me. *shrug* Oh well. So are we done launching people from the volleyball court? And is the monkey going to be okay?
What else do you guys do for fun around here?
*draws net back for Lynora-Jill*
They generally drink extreme amounts of alcohol. Oh, yeah, the kittens will be here soon for their axe, now that they know I have it with me. Mind launching me already so I can get back and give it to them?*looks down* Yeah, it's kind of more of a dress on me. *shrug* Oh well. So are we done launching people from the volleyball court? And is the monkey going to be okay?
What else do you guys do for fun around here?
You're ready for takeoff. Give my regards to Crimson Jester for me.
Well, I like playing volleyball, but this is a fun sport too!
Sips mojito waiting for the thief to go a-flying.
*lets go of net, launching the masked rogue back where he belongs*
There, now that's over with. Didn't I hear something about a hot tub earlier? That sounds pretty good right about now.
Points to a open-air thatched hut with large tub enclosed
Right over there!
Hey JRHM, think we could get the Ape to let loose at the same time as a thief launch? It'd be like a cannon.
I think Jackin' Ape is out of "ammo".
*heads over to where Malice Jack pointed and peers in carefully. It looks to be unoccupied and reasonably clean. Takes off t-shirt and dips toe in water to test the temperature. The temperature seems pleasant enough. Gets in.*
Ahh, that's better.
Hey, stop having all this fun while I'm away.... no fair!!!
Hey, stop having all this fun while I'm away.... no fair!!!
Sorry, Frat Jack. You can always join in the fun now that you're here. Why don't you join me in the hot tub? *glares meaningfully* As long as you don't get handsy.
Hey, stop having all this fun while I'm away.... no fair!!!Sorry, Frat Jack. You can always join in the fun now that you're here. Why don't you join me in the hot tub? *glares meaningfully* As long as you don't get handsy.
Pfttt, you might as well ask him to quit drinking while you're at it.
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Italian Garden Pizza
Try this zesty pizza made with Hungry Jack Creamy Onion With Chive Potatoes, topped with peppers, scallions, and fresh Roma tomatoes for an authentic taste of old-world flavor.
Ingredients:
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Sour Cream & Chives Potatoes
• 1 thin & crispy prepared pizza crust
• 5 tablespoons Crisco® Light Olive Oil, divided
• 1 (.5 ounce) package pesto sauce mix
• 2 ounces pepperoni slices, about 30 slices, if desired
• 2 cups (8 oz.) shredded mozzarella cheese, divided
• 1/2 cup chopped green peppers
• 1/2 cup sliced green onions
• 3 Roma tomatoes, sliced
Preparation Directions:
1. COOK potatoes according to package directions. Heat oven to 425°F. Coat pizza crust with 2 tablespoons olive oil. Combine pesto sauce mix with 3 tablespoons olive oil.
2. PLACE prepared crust on baking pan. Spread potatoes evenly over crust. Drizzle with pesto mixture. Top with pepperoni, if desired. Reserve 1/2 cup cheese. Sprinkle 1 1/4 cups cheese over pizza. Top with green peppers, green onions, tomatoes and remaining cheese. Bake 12 to 14 minutes or until cheese is bubbly and golden brown.
Yield: 8 servings
Prep Time: 23 min
Cook Time: 12 min
Acme Robot bleeps and zips over to the hot tub
A refresher miss?
Acme Robot bleeps and zips over to the hot tub
A refresher miss?
Thank you. A mojito sounds lovely about now.
Hey, stop having all this fun while I'm away.... no fair!!!Sorry, Frat Jack. You can always join in the fun now that you're here. Why don't you join me in the hot tub? *glares meaningfully* As long as you don't get handsy.
Mmmm... your are freaking me out... what got into you Lynora...-Jill?
*blushes*
Hey, stop having all this fun while I'm away.... no fair!!!Sorry, Frat Jack. You can always join in the fun now that you're here. Why don't you join me in the hot tub? *glares meaningfully* As long as you don't get handsy.Mmmm... your are freaking me out... what got into you Lynora...-Jill?
*blushes*
Well, I was doing pretty well as the head priestess over at the Sunny Cult, but the commandments got to be a bit too...demanding. So the Jacks told me that if I joined up I could dress however I wanted to, and since I wanted to keep my bikini top on, here I am. So far I've been acclimating pretty well, wouldn't you say?
Yeah, darn well I'd say :D
Welcome!
*hands lynora-jill another beer and brings out the sun screen lotion*
Well, I was doing pretty well as the head priestess over at the Sunny Cult, but the commandments got to be a bit too...demanding. So the Jacks told me that if I joined up I could dress however I wanted to, and since I wanted to keep my bikini top on, here I am. So far I've been acclimating pretty well, wouldn't you say?
You know bring a priestess over at my cult, there are certain exceptions to my commandments, even for you. Beside it's not like everyone has to follow my commandments. Sheeeshhh!
Well, I was doing pretty well as the head priestess over at the Sunny Cult, but the commandments got to be a bit too...demanding. So the Jacks told me that if I joined up I could dress however I wanted to, and since I wanted to keep my bikini top on, here I am. So far I've been acclimating pretty well, wouldn't you say?You know bring a priestess over at my cult, there are certain exceptions to my commandments, even for you. Beside it's not like everyone has to follow my commandments. Sheeeshhh!
Oh, c'mon man, you lost her, get over it. Be a good sport and don't stalker Her! If you wanna hang-out with her, you can always join, you aready have the nice coopery tone on your skin for all that sun!
Want a beer?
*Groans*
I am very hungry.
Oh, c'mon man, you lost her, get over it. Be a good sport and don't stalker Her! If you wanna hang-out with her, you can always join, you aready have the nice coopery tone on your skin for all that sun!
Want a beer?
Sure. Why not? Does hanging in the sky for fourteen hours a day count as stalking?
*Groans*
I am very hungry.
Hamburgers or Hot Dogs. Or tacos.
You know bring a priestess over at my cult, there are certain exceptions to my commandments, even for you. Beside it's not like everyone has to follow my commandments. Sheeeshhh!So howzabout you become a Jack?
Jack Godhead sounds....
Cool. Like a hit-man or assassin from a smash-hit movie.
But, Can't do it. Fame is fleeting and I prefer sunshine and body tans to...
what do golems have for skin again?
Sure. Why not? Does hanging in the sky for fourteen hours a day count as stalking?
Nah, we just call that "hanging in there" :P
*hands a frosty Corona beer*
Sure. Why not? Does hanging in the sky for fourteen hours a day count as stalking?Nah, we just call that "hanging in there" :P
*hands a frosty Corona beer*
Thanks. Uh, put a straw in that for me please. I'm a Sunny Godhead.
Literally.
I have no hands.
*Groans*
I am very hungry.
*starts feeding Plantjack stuff out of the fridge.* It's the best I can do right now for you. I'll try to get you a victim tomorrow.
*gets out of hot tub, revealing the Jack tattoo on her back to those who hadn't seen it before*
Whew. That was lovely, but all that chlorine is really drying out my skin. Anybody got any lotion? And another mojito?
*gets out of hot tub, revealing the Jack tattoo on her back to those who hadn't seen it before*
Whew. That was lovely, but all that chlorine is really drying out my skin. Anybody got any lotion? And another mojito?
Here, here, Lotion!!! And a beer, no mojitos ro FJ only Manly booze :D
Zips over to Lynora with a fresh mojito
*BEEP*
At your service miss!
Zips back to the bar
*starts feeding Plantjack stuff out of the fridge.* It's the best I can do right now for you. I'll try to get you a victim tomorrow.*Groans*
I am very hungry.
Thank you, but my teeth are too weak to decapitate anything.
Hey guys, I just had the most awful time at the place of the winds. One of the birds stole your credit card and when I took it back he tried to get inside my bikini. I am very angry with him.
Hey guys, I just had the most awful time at the place of the winds. One of the birds stole your credit card and when I took it back he tried to get inside my bikini. I am very angry with him.
You didn't hit him? Being a Jack means not putting up with garbage from anyone. Btw, thanks for getting the credit card back. No telling what that bird could have rung up on it if you hadn't gotten it back.
Hey guys, I just had the most awful time at the place of the winds. One of the birds stole your credit card and when I took it back he tried to get inside my bikini. I am very angry with him.You didn't hit him? Being a Jack means not putting up with garbage from anyone. Btw, thanks for getting the credit card back. No telling what that bird could have rung up on it if you hadn't gotten it back.
I did hit him. But I'm not very strong. I don't think it bothered him too much. And you're welcome.
Hey, there's a big truck full of bird feed pulling up outside your lawn.