I meant I was aiming for the face!
*pushes button for kobold minion to set up new dummy*
*'accidentally' shoots kobold with 2nd LAW rocket*
*'accidentally' shoots kobold with 2nd LAW rocket*I meant I was aiming for the face!
*pushes button for kobold minion to set up new dummy*
Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!
Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!Bleh, they're too gamey for me.
Didn't know that kobolds could game. *scratches head*
*shoots JackHammer "by accident" with his shotgun*Didn't know that kobolds could game. *scratches head*Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!Bleh, they're too gamey for me.
Oww! You pulled a Cheney on me!
Er... it was JRHM...Oww! You pulled a Cheney on me!*shoots JackHammer "by accident" with his shotgun*Didn't know that kobolds could game. *scratches head*Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!Bleh, they're too gamey for me.
Ohhh...thanks.
bleeds all over JRHM's nachos
bleeds all over JRHM's nachos
Hey! *smacks Hammer in the back of the head* *Shoots Hammer in the posterior with his crossbow*
Hey! *smacks Hammer in the back of the head* *Shoots Hammer in the posterior with his crossbow*
bleeds all over JRHM's nachos
Oww! Now how am I supposed to sit on my butt all day watching the pay channels?
Besides we Jacks bleed Dark & Stormys. It's kinda like 'Is that Blood in my nachos or nachos in my blood?' Both are good.
Oww! Now how am I supposed to sit on my butt all day watching the pay channels?
Don't worry, I'll shoot the crossbow bolt out!
*BLAM!*
Dang! Stop that!
The shot is echoed by JH letting loose with a loud fart
Do I look like a pony lawyer full of candy?
limps over to bar, leaving a trail of Dark & Stormy. And leaving them in the cloud.
Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age.
I've always liked Callous Jack, but might this be too much of a good thing?
Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age.I've always liked Callous Jack, but might this be too much of a good thing?
Sweetie, you have no idea. ;)
Hey, c'mon, what's a few stray arrows and shotgun blasts between friends?
Shotgun? Did someone mention shotguns?
shotguns 3 Dark & Stormys
Now that's a shotgun! *hic*
Perhaps having target practice near the bar is not such a good idea...Hey, c'mon, what's a few stray arrows and shotgun blasts between friends?
Shotgun? Did someone mention shotguns?
shotguns 3 Dark & Stormys
Now that's a shotgun! *hic*
Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?
Perhaps having target practice near the bar is not such a good idea...Hey, c'mon, what's a few stray arrows and shotgun blasts between friends?
Shotgun? Did someone mention shotguns?
shotguns 3 Dark & Stormys
Now that's a shotgun! *hic*
"Agreed. We must think of the Dark & Stormys..." ;)
Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?You're not even aiming in the right direction!
*hic*
Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.
*hic*
Sweetie, you have no idea. ;)Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age.I've always liked Callous Jack, but might this be too much of a good thing?
And it always goes better if you add a Lynora to it :)
*Hey, save me some kobold!*
*Blam*Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?You're not even aiming in the right direction!*hic*
Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.
*hic*
Owww........ *hic*
Sorry, I was aiming for Fratjack.Owww........ *hic**Blam*Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?You're not even aiming in the right direction!*hic*
Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.
*hic*
Sure thing, Mr. Cheney.
How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a cherry on top? Don't worry about the sparkling fuse...err...sparkler.
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Sorry, I was aiming for Fratjack.Owww........ *hic**Blam*Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?You're not even aiming in the right direction!*hic*
Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.
*hic*
Sure thing, Mr. Cheney.
How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a cherry on top? Don't worry about the sparkling fuse...err...sparkler.
Say, why does that sparkler look like a stick of dynamite?
Say, why does that sparkler look like a stick of dynamite?Sorry, I was aiming for Fratjack.Owww........ *hic**Blam*Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?You're not even aiming in the right direction!*hic*
Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.
*hic*
Sure thing, Mr. Cheney.
How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a cherry on top? Don't worry about the sparkling fuse...err...sparkler.
It's just for decoration. Gives the drink a little extra kick.
inches away slowly, heading behind the recently reinforced bar
Say, why does that sparkler look like a stick of dynamite?Sure thing, Mr. Cheney.
How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a cherry on top? Don't worry about the sparkling fuse...err...sparkler.
Oooo, an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! I thought they stopped making those?
Oooo, an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! I thought they stopped making those?Say, why does that sparkler look like a stick of dynamite?Sure thing, Mr. Cheney.
How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a cherry on top? Don't worry about the sparkling fuse...err...sparkler.
I found it under the bar. That guy Marvin from the work crew must have left it behind accidentally.
Oooo, an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! I thought they stopped making those?I found it under the bar. That guy Marvin from the work crew must have left it behind accidentally.
Oooooooooooo, pretty... {creeps closer to IQ36SM}
Pulls out 'toy gun' left under bar.
"Hey, he musta left this behind too."
Aims toy gun at CJ's autographed Joe Montana football on the bookshelf, and squeezes the trigger. A crackling beam of lightning disintegrates the football.
"Oops!"
hides gun under a towel
A strange little man walks into the Clubhouse.
'Excuse me. Has anyone found my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator? It's my last one.'
Yeah, I saw it over at the Poodle's Clubhouse.
Pulls out 'toy gun' left under bar.
"Hey, he musta left this behind too."
Aims toy gun at CJ's autographed Joe Montana football on the bookshelf, and squeezes the trigger. A crackling beam of lightning disintegrates the football.
"Oops!"
hides gun under a towel
That was way too cool. When you're done I'd like to play with it. I'm going to try it on the poodles.
"I thought it was a cherry bomb! How would I know?"
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Aims toy gun at CJ's autographed Joe Montana football on the bookshelf, and squeezes the trigger. A crackling beam of lightning disintegrates the football.
David Fryer is going to be pissed, he loaned that to the clubhouse. Luckily nothing happened to my collection of heads in a jar (see Futurama) of the 1970 to 1976 Cincinnati Reds.
Sorry, I was aiming for Fratjack.
Sorry boss, next time I'll try to jump in front of your aim so that you don't miss.
You should also go bazooka, that way you can never miss.
Look, no eyes:
SWOOOOOOOOOSHBLAM!
Aims toy gun at CJ's autographed Joe Montana football on the bookshelf, and squeezes the trigger. A crackling beam of lightning disintegrates the football.David Fryer is going to be pissed, he loaned that to the clubhouse. Luckily nothing happened to my collection of heads in a jar (see Futurama) of the 1970 to 1976 Cincinnati Reds.
Uuuh... I used some of those jars to put my pickled eggs and kobolds... I hope they don't catch the head flavor
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Uuuh... I used some of those jars to put my pickled eggs and kobolds... I hope they don't catch the head flavorAims toy gun at CJ's autographed Joe Montana football on the bookshelf, and squeezes the trigger. A crackling beam of lightning disintegrates the football.David Fryer is going to be pissed, he loaned that to the clubhouse. Luckily nothing happened to my collection of heads in a jar (see Futurama) of the 1970 to 1976 Cincinnati Reds.
Pete Rose ate all the eggs in his jar.
I thought those were jars of homemade mesquale, and you just didn't have any worms.
Tasted good, though I didn't get drunk enough. I left the heads in the empty jars.
*Pokes the thread*
Is this still on?
*tok tok tok*
*Pokes the thread*
Is this still on?
*tok tok tok*
Yep. You're still wearing that beanie.
Man, what is with my Jack bretheren! Represent !