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Dang Hippahs!


Ayup! *buuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*


urgh...something came over me... I'm guessing last night's froglegs special...


Suzie Sunshine wrote:
Teach me big boy.

This one is for Callous Jack.

Pour one shot of Vodka first, any brand, if you like flavored vodka, Raspberry or Vanilla, that will do. Pour that first followed by a shot of Southern Comfort on top of the vodka. Do not shake, stir, or let the liquor settle. Slam it down immediately.

It's called "The Middle Finger."


Frat Jack and the other Jacks will like this one.

Okay, second beverage, take 1 pint of Jagermeister, 1 pint of Rumplemintz, 1 pint of Golschlager, bend in ice and serve chilled. The ladies will love and go down like the Titanic. This is called "The Glacier."


This one makes me green.

Okay mix one part Hpnotiq and one part Hennessey, pour together and watch them turn green.

This one is called "The Incredible Hulk."


*bolts through culthouse and leaps behind the bar*

The Exchange

Get it!


Up and at 'em boys!


*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?


Jackalope wrote:

*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?

Hey, get away from the liquor! *gets out shotgun*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jackalope wrote:

*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?

Hey, get away from the liquor! *gets out shotgun*

Whoa! *ducks* I thought we was on the same side here.

Ain't you guys the ones that threw the awesome party?


Jackalope wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jackalope wrote:

*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?

Hey, get away from the liquor! *gets out shotgun*

Whoa! *ducks* I thought we was on the same side here.

Ain't you guys the ones that threw the awesome party?

My apologies, I didn't realize you were a Jack. *puts away gun*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jackalope wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jackalope wrote:

*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?

Hey, get away from the liquor! *gets out shotgun*

Whoa! *ducks* I thought we was on the same side here.

Ain't you guys the ones that threw the awesome party?

My apologies, I didn't realize you were a Jack. *puts away gun*

No worries. Have a drink. *pours and slides down the bar to JRHM*


Sunny Godhead wrote:

Frat Jack and the other Jacks will like this one.

Okay, second beverage, take 1 pint of Jagermeister, 1 pint of Rumplemintz, 1 pint of Golschlager, bend in ice and serve chilled. The ladies will love and go down like the Titanic. This is called "The Glacier."

If it taste half as good as the booze in it is hard to pronounce...I'll love it!

*hic*... did I spelled pronounce right?


Jackalope wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jackalope wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jackalope wrote:

*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?

Hey, get away from the liquor! *gets out shotgun*

Whoa! *ducks* I thought we was on the same side here.

Ain't you guys the ones that threw the awesome party?

My apologies, I didn't realize you were a Jack. *puts away gun*
No worries. Have a drink. *pours and slides down the bar to JRHM*

Thanks! *downs the booze*

Dark Archive

fails to sneak in an steal a beer

"can't be worse than the lady's tea party...."


Hey, who's the shady fellow rooting through the fridge?


Jackalope wrote:
Hey, who's the shady fellow rooting through the fridge?

Son of a.... *gets gun and starts shooting at the stranger*


Where's that darn ape!

pulls chainsaw out from under the couch and starts it up


*loads self into ballista*

Fire in the hole!!


Jack Hammer wrote:

Where's that darn ape!

pulls chainsaw out from under the couch and starts it up

He went with Panama on safari I think. *looks around to see if he can find the mysterious intruder*

Dark Archive

*cardboard jack mask on* "he went that way!"


Jackalope wrote:

*loads self into ballista*

Fire in the hole!!

That's the spirit!

*fires ballista*


WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*


Jackalope wrote:

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*

Err...isn't that where we keep the cheese?


ulgulanoth wrote:
*cardboard jack mask on* "he went that way!"

Thanks! *Walks a few yards and realizes something's wrong* *turns around and fires at the stranger and misses* *leaves hole in the wall* Damn, this guy is harder to get than than the time I took out Santa Claus.

Dark Archive

at least i have beer and company


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
*cardboard jack mask on* "he went that way!"
Thanks! *Walks a few yards and realizes something's wrong* *turns around and fires at the stranger and misses* *leaves hole in the wall* Damn, this guy is harder to get than than the time I took out Santa Claus.

*looks over at red blinking light on the wall*

But at least you got the lead reindeer. :)

Sovereign Court

Jackalope wrote:

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*

*loads fridge on to catapult*

Fire away!


Callous Jack wrote:
Jackalope wrote:

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*

*loads fridge on to catapult*

Fire away!

*pulls out SAM launcher control box*

Ready to intercept!


Callous Jack wrote:
Jackalope wrote:

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*

*loads fridge on to catapult*

Fire away!

*jumps out with the beer and slams door behind, jumps onto catapult lever*

Banzai!!

*catapult fires fridge*


Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
*cardboard jack mask on* "he went that way!"
Thanks! *Walks a few yards and realizes something's wrong* *turns around and fires at the stranger and misses* *leaves hole in the wall* Damn, this guy is harder to get than than the time I took out Santa Claus.

*looks over at red blinking light on the wall*

But at least you got the lead reindeer. :)

Yep, good ol' Rudolph's head is mounted in the den!

Dark Archive

hey its a free fridge with food... and ALL you bear! MUAHAHAHA... wait is a rocket heading my way?


Jackalope wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jackalope wrote:

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*

*loads fridge on to catapult*

Fire away!

*jumps out with the beer and slams door behind, jumps onto catapult lever*

Banzai!!

*catapult fires fridge*

We have radar lock. Apparently that cheese is a bit radioactive.

FIRE!


Hey, where's the fridge, I whunt a beer!... and some cheese!


Frat Jack wrote:
Hey, where's the fridge, I whunt a beer!... and some cheese!

The good beer's on tap. And that cheese is older than Phyllis Diller. A little too aged.


I know we got that intruder but we sacrificed a lot of beer that was in that fridge! *eyes begin to tear*


Jack Hammer wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Hey, where's the fridge, I whunt a beer!... and some cheese!
The good beer's on tap. And that cheese is older than Phyllis Diller. A little too aged.

Yeah, I guess you're right.


*pops up from behind the catapult holding the beer*

Look what I saved, boss!


Jackalope wrote:

*pops up from behind the catapult holding the beer*

Look what I saved, boss!

That's the spirit!

*Drinks beer*

I'm liking this fellow more and more :D


Jackalope wrote:

*pops up from behind the catapult holding the beer*

Look what I saved, boss!

Jackalope, you saved the day! I think we should drink it all to celebrate!


The SAM strikes the fridge mid-air, incinerating the nuclear cheese and igniting the afternoon sky.

Ooooh, purty......

Glad we didn't eat that cheese, but it also explains Frat Jack's ability to clear a room..


Jack Hammer wrote:

The SAM strikes the fridge mid-air, incinerating the nuclear cheese and igniting the afternoon sky.

Ooooh, purty......

Glad we didn't eat that cheese, but it also explains Frat Jack's ability to clear a room..

Well, that and the bad hygiene.

Dark Archive

hey when did you took out the beer?


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jackalope wrote:

*pops up from behind the catapult holding the beer*

Look what I saved, boss!

Jackalope, you saved the day! I think we should drink it all to celebrate!

I agree *pop, guzzle*

ulgulanoth wrote:
hey when did you took out the beer?

When I jumped out. Hey, are you a ghost now? You're all glowy :D

Dark Archive

yea, but incorporeal does have its advantages


ulgulanoth wrote:
yea, but incorporeal does have its advantages

It's one of the Glitter Fairies from Twilight. Get him!

*throws empty beer cans at faux vampire*


Jack Hammer wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
yea, but incorporeal does have its advantages

It's one of the Glitter Fairies from Twilight. Get him!

*throws empty beer cans at faux vampire*

Didn't I tell you not to watch Twilight, which is a written by-law of the Jacks?

*throws empty beers cans at Jackhammer*

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