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Beer. Beer. Beer.

Neeeeeeed beeeeeer.

The Exchange

Algore wrote:
This thread makes Mother Nature cry.

Sad little Bi@^^% she is.

Dark Archive

I still function!


Algore wrote:
This thread makes Mother Nature cry.

Well, she doesn't have to cry about it. I'm sure she can have some beer too if she asks nicely. ;)

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David Fryer wrote:
I still function!

Where's security?

The Exchange

Yes boss?

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Angel of Violence wrote:
Yes boss?

How'd that meatbag get in here?

The Exchange

I think he snuck in with Lynora-Jill.

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Angel of Violence wrote:
I think he snuck in with Lynora-Jill.

Hrm... is he a spy for the anarchist peasants?

The Exchange

I don't think so my lord. He seems more like a spy for SoFAWtL.

The Exchange

I'm no spy and I got in becuase you don't lock the door. Or rather you don't use good locks since someone keeps breaking them.


Callous Jack wrote:
*checks wallet and sighs in relief*

Found your condom and your brothel pass? I know I had days like that.


Who would like to go on a raid? I say that we destroy the Ladies' High Tea
Society for defiling me. They also have awesome sandwiches to steal. Would anybody wish to come with me?


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Who would like to go on a raid? I say that we destroy the Ladies' High Tea

Society for defiling me. They also have awesome sandwiches to steal. Would anybody wish to come with me?

Anybody? *crickets chirping*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Who would like to go on a raid? I say that we destroy the Ladies' High Tea

Society for defiling me. They also have awesome sandwiches to steal. Would anybody wish to come with me?
Anybody? *crickets chirping*

Dude. Aside from the good food, those chicks are two-bagger ugly. What's the point of eating if you're just gonna throw up. We're not bolemics, you know.

Of course, if we drink enough before we go it might not be so bad. Nah, scratch that. There's not enough booze to fix that problem. Maybe if we gouge our eyes out first? Nah, then we couldn't watch A-Team on the new plasma TV.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Who would like to go on a raid? I say that we destroy the Ladies' High Tea

Society for defiling me. They also have awesome sandwiches to steal. Would anybody wish to come with me?
Anybody? *crickets chirping*

Dude. Aside from the good food, those chicks are two-bagger ugly. What's the point of eating if you're just gonna throw up. We're not bolemics, you know.

Of course, if we drink enough before we go it might not be so bad. Nah, scratch that. There's not enough booze to fix that problem. Maybe if we gouge our eyes out first? Nah, then we couldn't watch A-Team on the new plasma TV.

Yeah, you might be right. However, we could put bags over our heads. But then we couldn't see. This is a dilemma!


You could always negotiate a deal with the Paizomatrix folks. Get them to use their satellite thingy to do something from the safety of high orbit. Maybe even retask their clothing disintegrator to actually integrate some burlap sacks over them so you can snatch their food without losing any more of your sanity.

We did a pretty good job of winning over Smvrfette Drone while we were on the road this summer - she might do us a favor. Just sayin'.... ;)


Bags over their heads might work. I'd be afraid to try to snatch food away from some of those 'ladies'. I might lose a finger!

I'm thinking Jack O' dresses up in a decoy suit. Maybe a large chicken suit, holding a bucket of bbq sauce? While they chase him around we steal the rest of their food.


I betcha those old ladies like cats. You can usually find 30 to 40 of them hanging around their clubhouse at any given time. By the Way, I'm hungry.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
I betcha those old ladies like cats. You can usually find 30 to 40 of them hanging around their clubhouse at any given time. By the Way, I'm hungry.

*gets Roy-Jack a bowl of cream and whiskey*

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Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Who would like to go on a raid?

Is there an Optimizer Guild we could raid?


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
I betcha those old ladies like cats. You can usually find 30 to 40 of them hanging around their clubhouse at any given time. By the Way, I'm hungry.

"Scary thought, that..." ;P


Guys wath kind of beer/booze/liquor and what kind of meat (or rabbit food) do you want for the Xmas party?

*grabs pen and paper*


Frat Jack wrote:

Guys wath kind of beer/booze/liquor and what kind of meat (or rabbit food) do you want for the Xmas party?

*grabs pen and paper*

How about Poodle?


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Who would like to go on a raid?
Is there an Optimizer Guild we could raid?

What kind of "Optimizers" are we talking about?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
I betcha those old ladies like cats. You can usually find 30 to 40 of them hanging around their clubhouse at any given time. By the Way, I'm hungry.
*gets Roy-Jack a bowl of cream and whiskey*

Thanks Lynora, you're the greatest.

Poodle, to stringy.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:


Poodle, to stringy.

I'm sure Hungry Jack can do something about that. Got any recipes HJ?


BUMP!


Burial post!

*speeds insanely around the thread before leaping behind the bar*

Liberty's Edge

Happy New Year, let's get wasted.


Happic' New Year *hic*

Yeah, lets go get wasted again!

The Exchange

What's the deal? Everytime I turn around, you guys have tripped and fallen into the archives.


Angel of Violence wrote:
What's the deal? Everytime I turn around, you guys have tripped and fallen into the archives.

We're still hungover from New Year's Eve.

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Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Angel of Violence wrote:
What's the deal? Everytime I turn around, you guys have tripped and fallen into the archives.
We're still hungover from New Year's Eve.

Too much eggnog...urgh...

The Exchange

Well snap out of it. The political threads are taking over again.


Angel of Violence wrote:
Well snap out of it. The political threads are taking over again.

Say now, what's wrong with that, little darlin'?


Get back in your hole.


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Angel of Violence wrote:
What's the deal? Everytime I turn around, you guys have tripped and fallen into the archives.
We're still hungover from New Year's Eve.
Too much eggnog...urgh...

and whiskey...and beer...and rum...and scotch....and vodka...


Wanders into the thread

I'm looking for politicians to eat, and Christians too. It'll be like the good old days of Rome.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

Wanders into the thread

I'm looking for politicians to eat, and Christians too. It'll be like the good old days of Rome.

Ain't you supposed to be a lion?


Heathennsson wrote:
Get back in your hole.

Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.


Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:
Heathennsson wrote:
Get back in your hole.
Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.

I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.


Heathennsson wrote:
Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:
Heathennsson wrote:
Get back in your hole.
Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.
I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.

Say now...I don't feel so good...


Joe Sixpack wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

Wanders into the thread

I'm looking for politicians to eat, and Christians too. It'll be like the good old days of Rome.

Ain't you supposed to be a lion?

Don't insult my fur. And aren't you supposed to be a Jack? As in Jack Sixpack? We have a policy about letting non-jacks in the clubhouse.


Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:
Heathennsson wrote:
Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:
Heathennsson wrote:
Get back in your hole.
Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.
I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.
Say now...I don't feel so good...

It must be swine flu.


Heathennsson wrote:
Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:
Heathennsson wrote:
Get back in your hole.
Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.
I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.

Turns to Heathennson

Can I have some too?


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Heathennsson wrote:
Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:
Heathennsson wrote:
Get back in your hole.
Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.
I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.

Turns to Heathennson

Can I have some too?

Of course, help yourself.


Hey, Back from Las Vegas and New Year's Day 2010. Wow! That town rocks on the Strip. Anyway, I have recipes for some new hard liquor combinations. Anyone interested?


Teach me big boy.

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Are we being invaded by hippies?

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