Cheshire Cat's page

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

With my last breath, I spit at thee!

*coughs up cat eaten earlier*

*Runs off after being spit out*

*hasn't seen Mr. Fishy around and wonders if he got caught by the kitty outside the bowl*

No, it wasn't me. Unfortunately.

*Stumbles into thread crashing through posters, collapses in its midst, his back a magnificent furry mound abristle with arrows.*

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Hey everybody! Let's help ourselves to some owlbear burgers!

This cat must be hauled before the Inquisition!!!

Pfft! You don't scare me! *two burly guards grab the cat* Hey! What's going on? I was just joking! Come on! Somebody help me! *is hauled out of the thread*

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Fishstick wrote:

*swims around trying to catch his own tailfin*

*sneaks into the thread* Hi Fishstick! There's a game that both of us could enjoy. It's called "jump onto the sandwich bread". Do you see this bread that I'm holding? Jump out of your water and see if you can land onto the bread. It'll be fun!

Celestial Healer wonders why the Cheshire Cat doesn't just eat the bird who is dropping pebbles into the aquarium. The bird seems intent on the fish and oblivious to the presence of its natural predator. Also, predating the bird is not as likely to invoke the wrath of His Excellency The Most Righteous Mr. Fishy the way consuming that gimpy little fish would.

It's simple. The bird is big and would put up too much of a fight. The fish won't. Besides, I don't fear your "Mr. Fishy."

*swims around trying to catch his own tailfin*

*sneaks into the thread* Hi Fishstick! There's a game that both of us could enjoy. It's called "jump onto the sandwich bread". Do you see this bread that I'm holding? Jump out of your water and see if you can land onto the bread. It'll be fun!

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Cheshire Cat wrote:

*Looks at Fishstick through the aquarium glass* *licks chops*

Yap!

Yap! Yap!

Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!

*arches back and hisses* *runs for his life* What's a cat gotta do around here to get a meal?

ulgulanoth wrote:

turn's the next poster into fish bait...

I wonder who it's going to be.

*bumps into wall of aquarium*

*Looks at Fishstick through the aquarium glass* *licks chops*

trots in and starts eating out of the litterbox

I think I'm going to be sick...

smurf

smurf

*looks around* Nice place. Do you have any catnip?

I am only part rat thank you, on my mothers side, we don't talk about it much.

Nice to know. BTW, take this! *maces the dog in the eyes and makes a run for it*

it's a cat...attack mode delta 1!~

Back off rat-dog!

do seagulls taste like chicken?

Licks lips~

From someone with experience, I would say yes.

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

~runs out real quick and bites your tail, then runs back into the hole~ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!

** spoiler omitted **

That's it little mouse! This is war! *Goes to Acme Depot to get some dynamite, comes back to the mouse hole* *Lights a stick of dynamite and throws into hole, gets far back for safety* Hasta la vista, baby! BOOM!!!

~you get the decoy rat as I take aim with my sniper BB gun~ SQUEAK! ~puff~ ~you get hit in the rear with a pellet from my BB gun and I have already moved~

OUCH!! *Muses to himself how this is turning into a bad Tom & Jerry cartoon.* *runs away from thread because he knows he's lost this battle, but not the war* We shall meet again little friend.

~runs out real quick and bites your tail, then runs back into the hole~ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!

** spoiler omitted **

That's it little mouse! This is war! *Goes to Acme Depot to get some dynamite, comes back to the mouse hole* *Lights a stick of dynamite and throws into hole, gets far back for safety* Hasta la vista, baby! BOOM!!!

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*

Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~

*Puts paw into hole* Come here you!

Sqeak, sqeak, sqeak, sqeak! ** spoiler omitted ** CHOMP!!! ~bites Cheshire Cat's paw~

ROWRRRR! You little &%$#%*&! I'm outta here. You're not worth the trouble.

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*

Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~

*Puts paw into hole* Come here you!

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*

Cheshire Cat wrote:

I'll distract the ankle-biter for you Heathy. Hey little puppy, remember me?

~turns my head and glares at you, seeing one of my hated foes~ Grrrrrrrr! ~slowly starts to turn towards you, my body crouched to the ground, ready to pounce and tear the life out of the cat~

*notices the aggressiveness of the dog* *becomes nervous* Heh,heh,heh. That time I maced you was all in good fun you know. I didn't mean anything by it.

I'll distract the ankle-biter for you Heathy. Hey little puppy, remember me?

*Totes around a large ice chest and is putting the pigeons in it* Man, I'm going to eat like a king for a long time*

Well, Kobold Cleaver told me to come here, so what the Baator's going on in here?

*turns visible* KC is trying to get us and the Jacks involved in his private little war.

I see no reason for me to be here any longer. *turns invisible and moves out of the area*

I'm here for the thieves' guild. What do you wish to talk about?

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

The Defectives wrote:

Convert the Lemming!

*Charges Ape*

*Thinks*

Right now, they're after the 'Lemming'. Not me. It's not often I get an opprotunity like this, so sorry guys but I'm gonna le--

*Appears*

Ohhh no you do not! You shall help them this time!

Hey, didn't I eat you last week?

I entered RPG Superstar, wish me luck!

Good luck! You won't mind if I snack on any of the frogs while you're busy writing, will you?

Butterfrog wrote:

The feathered froggie is back! Yay!

Thank you, Butterfrog.

However, I have to go. It's about time I start cleaning up the mess taht KC's started....

Wait a minute. I thought I ate you.

*Turns invisible and is picking the pockets of the spectators*

My Eyes Are Boobs wrote:

One angry accountant can shut a dungeon like this down for good. I canalready see you deducted about three times more than you should have off your taxes, so watch yer mouth, pillow filler.

You've been warned.

Also, you should know that laws do not apply here.
*Throws in dungeon*

When are visitors' hours? I need to talk to someone.

Frat Jack wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Frogskin is dead, as I had plotted. Everything is going according to plan...

A dead frog? That's just not right!

No, a dead seagull. Want it's head? Sell it to you for a copper peice.

It was a tasty seagull as well. BURP !

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Masked Rogue. I'm willing to send you twenty gold if you kill that seagull now.

Hey, sounds good to me.

*THUNK*

You want the body, or should I sell it to Tennessee Fried Chicken?

Give it to me. I love gull.

The Masked Rogue wrote:

Jay Frogskin wrote:

The Masked Rogue wrote:

Wait, gold senses, tingling, talking, like, Shatner, Wait! Hold him down!

*Begins forcibly searching seagull for any gold.*

Hmm, didn't find any. Guess I'll have to do a Hygiene Officer imitation.

*Puts on rubber glove while smiling disconcertingly.*

Gte off of me! *Claws eyes of masked rogue*

hey, guess what? I have a grenade here, and if you guys don't let me go I'll activate it!

Hey, I wear this mask for a reason you know. Besides, everyone in this guild has Evasion. All you would do is blow yourself up.

Masked Rogue. I'm willing to send you twenty gold if you kill that seagull now.

Does that offer extend to me as well?

The Masked Rogue wrote:

Wait, gold senses, tingling, talking, like, Shatner, Wait! Hold him down!

*Begins forcibly searching seagull for any gold.*

Hmm, didn't find any. Guess I'll have to do a Hygiene Officer imitation.

*Puts on rubber glove while smiling disconcertingly.*

Gte off of me! *Claws eyes of masked rogue*

hey, guess what? I have a grenade here, and if you guys don't let me go I'll activate it!

*turns invisible and sneaks up on gull, takes grenade from gull and straps the gull down.* Masked Rogue, start the anal probe! Muhahaha!

Jay Frogskin wrote:

Alright, alright! But please don't kill me!

Ummm, I wish for you to let the seagull into your ranks and reward him with 50 gp. per day for his services? That sound convincing? I mean, er, happy now?

Not very convincing. *Grabs gull and dunks the gull into the toilet for a few seconds and brings him back up for air.* Now, do we get the truth or do we get to see how long you can hold your breath?

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Jay Frogskin wrote:

The Masked Rogue wrote:

Jay Frogskin wrote:

Um...okay. He wrote it down for me.

*Ahem*
Greetings, Masked Thief. My mission for you is simple: Not a mission at all. This seagull has a large amount of gol... Oh crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
Um, say, I have to leave. Bye!
*Attempts to fly away*

Hey! Try to outfly this, bird-brain!

*Fires crossbow bolt with rope attached at Jay the seagull.*

HAHAHAHAH-who are you? We won't allow you in just because you wear a mask, you know.

*Attempts to fly away from cat, but is caught by bolt*

*Falls*
Help! Help! Let me go!

What does the message say little birdie?

Augh! I should have suspected something when he told me to leave my weapons there!

*Throws message into conveniently placed toilet*

This is your last chance! You have 5 seconds to talk or else!

The Masked Rogue wrote:

Jay Frogskin wrote:

Um...okay. He wrote it down for me.

*Ahem*
Greetings, Masked Thief. My mission for you is simple: Not a mission at all. This seagull has a large amount of gol... Oh crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
Um, say, I have to leave. Bye!
*Attempts to fly away*

Hey! Try to outfly this, bird-brain!

*Fires crossbow bolt with rope attached at Jay the seagull.*

HAHAHAHAH-who are you? We won't allow you in just because you wear a mask, you know.

*Attempts to fly away from cat, but is caught by bolt*

*Falls*
Help! Help! Let me go!

What does the message say little birdie?

The Masked Rogue wrote:

Jay Frogskin wrote:

The Masked Rogue wrote:

What kind of deal?

*Holds Natasha threateningly*

Erm, it's a bit secret. I'm supposed to only tell your leader.

Ah, but the person who is technically the leader only shows up here once a week, on average. You might as well just tell me the plan.

Um...okay. He wrote it down for me.

*Ahem*
Greetings, Masked Thief. My mission for you is simple: Not a mission at all. This seagull has a large amount of gol... Oh crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
Um, say, I have to leave. Bye!
*Attempts to fly away*

*Grabs gull* Tell us now! We don't have time for games!

The Masked Rogue wrote:

What kind of deal?

*Holds Natasha threateningly*

Erm, it's a bit secret. I'm supposed to only tell your leader.

Tell us now before I decide to make dinner out of you!

Cheshire Cat wrote:

How about those knights? They're never there at the castle it seems. They're an easy target.

We don't rob them. And no, I don't know why.** spoiler omitted **

Ah yes, I'd forgotten about that. So, who do we rob? Any suggestions?

All of them!!! MWAHAHahahahahahaha

Well, we need to hit the one with the most cash and the least amount of danger. The poodles don't have anything. The frogs are too dangerous with all the dragons and artillery that they have. The Jacks have a lot of beer money but they'll sick the smoofs on us. How about those knights? They're never there at the castle it seems. They're an easy target.

So, what's the agenda? All cults went dull now, this may be the moment to strike!

But which cult do we strike?

*Dumps bag of money on table*

I love running illegal gambling operations. They're so profitable.

You might use some of that money to get that spray paint off of the guild that Jack's Right Hand Man did. Man, I dislike that creep.

~observes that Cheshire Cat has gotten out of the tree and chases after him, angry at been kicked~ yap yap yap yap GRRRRRRRRRRR yap yap yap YAP!!!

I'm prepared for you this time. *maces the little ankle biter*

Cheshire Cat wrote:

The Masked Rogue wrote:

Alright, odds on the angry mob versus the stadium, 3-2! Place your bets! Place your bets!

I don't think you are getting any more bets. The stadium's already engulfed in flames!

Well then, I suppose the betters wouldn't notice if the betting table just disappeared then, would they?

*Packs up table and sack of money*
Hehehe, exactly as planned

No, they wouldn't. It's best we get out of here before the cops show up.

Alright, odds on the angry mob versus the stadium, 3-2! Place your bets! Place your bets!

I don't think you are getting any more bets. The stadium's already engulfed in flames!

~paces at the bottom of the tree, growling up at Cheshire Cat occasionally~ yap!

*Turns invisible and makes sure he doesn't grin* *jumps out of the tree behind the dog and gives the dog a quick kick in the rear end and runs back into the crowd*

~chases Cheshire Cat~ yap yap yap yap grrrrrrrr yap yap yap YAP!!!

ROWRRRR! *Runs up a tree* GET THAT MUTT OUT OF HERE!!!!