"Smurf Smurf Smurf"
-Smurf
Species 641 has been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to are own
They have adapted to serve the collective
Resistance was Futile
Species 641 has been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to are own
They have adapted to serve the collective
Resistance was Futile
All Borg should realize that smurfs can not be assimulated. Now, silly machines, go play with Gargamel.
Smurfs are good eating! Just add a little blue cheese dressing...
- Hannibal Smurf
Smurfs are good eating! Just add a little blue cheese dressing...
- Hannibal Smurf
:::Smacks lips repeatedly:::
with Lima Beans.
All Borg should realize that smurfs can not be assimulated. Now, silly machines, go play with Gargamel.
But I'm not a... Oh wait, it appears I am.
Do not fall for this silly game, Joey, resist. You have been assimilated.
Ahh! I don't know what to do! Now I'm a dretch! No wait. That's me, and I'm an elephant too?
We are one, Joey. You and I are one. Think about it.
That doesn't make any sense.
We should think like a robot.
Oh, that clears it up...
[awkward silence]
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"I smurf what you're smurfing. 'Did he smurf six smurfs or only five?' Well, to smurf you the truth, in all this exsmurfment I've kind of smurfed track myself. But being this is a .44 Smurfnum, the most powerful smurfgun in the world and would smurf your head clean off, you've got to smurf yourself one question: 'Do I feel smurfy?' Well do ya, punk?"
- Smurf Harry
"I tried to show them what smurf-manity is made of.
But wrestling with Darkseid, it's like trying to beat the ocean unconscious."
"Hosanna! We live another day. Give us a sign, Great Darkseid.
Thumbs up for the triumph of the smurf spirit!
...Or thumbs down to summon a Holocaust that will never end!"
"My smurf...," The smurf is simple.
Because, here, at the end, there's no smurf at all.
Only Apokolips and Darkseid."
"FOREVER."
"Give in."
- Final Crisis, 4 of 7
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You smurfs are very smurfy to us. You smurf us to smurf among you in an atmosphere of smurfity that we've never smurfed before. You smurf us smurfship of our own smurfs for the first time and you smurf no more of us than you smurf of yourselves. I hope you undersmurf how smurfy your world is, how smurfy a people you smurfs are. Which is why it is all the more smurful and smurfing to us that so few of you seem smurfable of smurfing up to the smurfs you smurf for yourselves.
-Detective Smurf "George" Francisco
Any new ----iness happening before ----mas Eve?
Apparently not.
A Joyous Smurftide to all.
gribbttttt smurf
Smurfnivorous Bean here ....
Have smurftacular New Year's Eve, and a safe one.
Do smurf f*rts smell blue?
Do smurf f*rts smell blue?
Smurfs don't f*rt.
They toot!Do ----- f*rts smell blue?----- don't f*rt.
So, you guys can't say fart?
Heh heh...
Do smurf f*rts smell blue?
I can say that, I just choose not to. My decision, my choice.
I haven't seen a smurf on this thread since December 28th, 2008. Did someone spike all the smurfberry juice on New Year's Eve?
Great gods yes! Smurf berry hooch is deadly
I am the Smurf King. I can smurf anything.
Smurf if you understand.
Smurf-it-y, smurf-it-y, smurf-it-y.
A smurf, a kingdom for a smurf.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a yellowjacket?
Stingy smurf.
What! Did you think I was talking about clothing?
Bzzzzzz...
Looking to land on a s m _ r f
Wow, they've really stepped it up with the smurfing code.. almost any way you can smurf, they've put it in there.. nice, Paizo.. nice..
Edit: You didn't think i missed your edit Blood, did you? lol
Edit: You didn't think i missed your edit Blood, did you? lol
"Bzzzzzzzz" Flaps wings threateningly.