Kill da S/\/\RF!
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I could smurf away the hours
Smurfin' with the flowers
Smurfin' with the smurf
And my smurf, I'd be smurfin'
As my smurfs were busy smurfin'
If I only had a smurf
I'd unsmurf every riddle
For every individ'le
In smurf or in smurf
In mysmurf I'd be smurfin'
I could smurf another Lincoln
If I only had a smurf
I would not smurf just a nuffin'
My smurf all full of stuffin'
My smurf all full of smurf
And perhaps I'd desmurf you
And be even smurfy of you
If I only had a smurf
Smurfbud.
"Smurf Pact" is my Warlock Power!
Sm-rfs?! Bah! Getting tired of using baking soda to whiten my canines. The after taste is awful. But my friend and gamer BluePigeon has posted five new vestiges for any of us interested in the binder character class.
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Smurf the monkey to life
Smurf the monkey to life
Smurf me when I smurf
Smurf me through the smurf
Something smurfed me out' the trees
Now I'm on my knees
Smurf me, darling please
Smurf, smurf, smurf
Don't you smurf when you're going to smurf the monkey
Smurf the smurf
Smurf the smurf
You can smurf the smurf
I smurf about that
There is one smurf you must be smurf of
I can't smurf any more
Darling, don't you smurf with the monkey
Smurf, smurf, smurf
Don't you smurf you're going to smurf the monkey
Wheels keep smurfing
Something's smurfing
Don't smurf it but I guess I'm smurfing
Smurf! - smurf the monkey get hurt, monkey
Smurf me, when I smurf
Smurf me, when I smurf
You smurf your pearls besmurf the swine
Smurf the monkey blind
Smurf me, darling please
Smurf, smurf, smurf
Don't you smurf you're going to ssmurf the monkey
Too much at smurf
Ground beneath me smurf
And the news is smurfing
Smurf! - smurf the monkey get hurt, monkey
Smurf the monkey
Smurf the monkey
Smurf the monkey to life
I'm going to start a new thread, but it would be called the Great Squirrel Experiment. Anyone interested in signing up? It will have all the squirrely things: Squirrel reports, squirrel news, vindictive stories of squirrel violence, and most of all --- NUTS!
If you find a celebrity squirrelly enough, then post a link too.
Oh Yea, before I forget....
SMURFS!
JnW
BP
Are squirrels smurfy?
Yes. Yes, they are.
Squirrels can't get enough of those smurfy nuts.That's pretty smurfed up.
Oh smurf me.
Consider yourself smurfed.Oh smurf me.Squirrels can't get enough of those smurfy nuts.That's pretty smurfed up.
If you're smurfette, you're the girl of my dreams. If not....
Cute is over. This is War!
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Smurfing Yourself (Angry Young Smurf)
You smurf the world through your cynical smurfs
You're a troubled young smurf I can tell
You've got it all in the smurf of your hand
But your hand's smurf with sweat
And your smurf needs a rest
And you're smurfing yourself if you don't believe it
Why must you smurf such an angry young smurf
When your future smurfs quite smurf to me
And how can there smurf such a sinister smurf
That could smurf such a smurf
Such a smurfing young smurf
And you're smurfing yourself if you don't believe it
You're smurfing yourself if you don't believe it
Smurf up, smurf back on your smurfs
You're the one they can't smurf and you smurf it
Smurf on let's smurf what you've got
Just smurf your best smurf and don't smurf it.
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The Smurf Not Smurfen by Frost Smurf
Two smurfs diverged in a smurfy wood,
And smurfy I could not smurf both
And be one smurf, long I stood
And smurfed down one as smurf as I could
To where it smurfed in the undergrowth;
Then smurfed the other, as just as fair,
And smurfing perhaps the smurfier claim,
Because it was smurfy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the smurfing there
Had smurfed them smurfly about the same,
And both that morning smurfally lay
In smurfs no step had smurfen black.
Oh, I smurfed the first for another day!
Yet smurfing how way smurfs on to way,
I smurfed if I should ever smurf back.
I shall be smurfing this with a sigh
Somesmurf ages and ages hence:
Two smurfs diverged in a wood, and I--
I smurfed the one less smurfed by,
And that has smurfed all the difference.
[b]Hook (Smurf)[/b}
It doesn't matter what I smurf
So long as I smurf with inflection
That smurfs you feel I'll convey
Some inner smurf or vast reflection
But I've smurfed nothing so far
And I can smurf it up for as long as it takes
And it don't matter who you are
If I'm smurfing my job then it's your resolve that smurfs
Because the smurf brings you back
I ain't smurfin' you no lie
The smurf brings you back
On that you can smurf
There is something a-smurf
I am smurfing insincere
In fact I don't smurf any of this
Still my confession smurfs you near
To smurf the issue I refer
To familiar smurfs from long ago
No matter how much Smurf loved her
What made the Smurf refuse to grow
Because the smurf brings you back
I ain't smurfin' you no lie
The smurf brings you back
On that you can smurf
Smurf it in smurf it in smurf it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn
Make a desperate smurf or else you'll smurf
And then begin
To smurf
What you're smurfing to me this MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's smurfing me
So desperately I smurf to thee
Of smurf
Sure but also smurf and smurf and smurf and smurf of self
And I can't smurf these feeling on the shelf
I've smurfed well no in fact I smurfed
Could be financial smurfide but I've got too much smurf inside
To smurf or smurf
I'll smurf as I'll smurf and let it smurfed till until I've smurfed
And only then shall I smurf by this tide
Of catchy little smufs
Of hip three minute smurfies
I wanna smurf all your ballons
I wanna smurf of all your cities to the ground
But I've smurfed
I will not smurf around
Unless I smurf then hey
I will smurf on all day
Hear what I smurf
I have a prayer to Smurf
That's really all this was
And when I'm feeling smurf and need a smurf
I don't rely on smurf because
Because the smurf brings you back
I ain't smurfin' you no lie
The smurf brings you back
On that you can smurf
Just smurfed this on the Intersmurf: Smurftastrophe
Smurfin' funny as smurf!
Just smurfed this on the Intersmurf: Smurftastrophe
Smurfin' funny as smurf!
Yea! Robot Chicken. Smurfiest smurf ever. Even when they all died and Gargemel ate them.
Mike was the smurfiest smurf that ever smurfed a smurf.
Smurfed for Smurf!
wow. new here, never seen this before. . .
uh. . smurf
I feel like smurfing this smurf again.
Before I forget, have a Smurfy Forth of July.
If you see Jokey Smurf, give him a present first.