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Kobald Kleaver wrote:
DIE!!!Smeurfs DIE!!!

I never thought I'd say this, but thank you Kobald Kleaver! Now i know that saying smeurf is okay! Thanks!


DIE SMEURFS DIE BY MY HAND, I CREEP ACROSS THE LAND KILLING BLUE BEARDLESS DWARVES,I'M CREEPING DEATH!!!!

you gotts it me's brother in arms!!!TO BATTLE!

Liberty's Edge

Oh, no. It's cloning itsself like a tribble.

Liberty's Edge

Kobold Smrfslayer wrote:
Quote me and see what happens

What?

Liberty's Edge

I vaporized a kobold!


ta-da


Heathansson wrote:
I vaporized a kobold!

He's a kobold, there will be about 25 more where that one came from. Damn things are worse than rats.

Liberty's Edge

Aaron Whitley wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I vaporized a kobold!
He's a kobold, there will be about 25 more where that one came from. Damn things are worse than rats.

Where you see alarm, I see business opportunity.

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Heathansson wrote:
Aaron Whitley wrote:
He's a kobold, there will be about 25 more where that one came from. Damn things are worse than rats.
Where you see alarm, I see business opportunity.

If you sell fertility pills that work to 1/10th the kobolds out there (who are already naturally fecund) you'd be rolling in rat skulls and broken cell phones (or whatever it is that kobolds use for currency) in months!

It would be quite smurfy!

Liberty's Edge

I think they trade smurfbelly futures.


I hear there won’t be any smürfbelly futures in 2008.

Liberty's Edge

You think your so cool with your umlauts.


Heathansson wrote:
Kobold Smrfslayer wrote:
Quote me and see what happens
What?

Great! Another safe word! smrf!


Aaron Whitley wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I vaporized a kobold!
He's a kobold, there will be about 25 more where that one came from. Damn things are worse than rats.

Are you trying to make some point here? I mean one we didn't already know?


Heathansson wrote:
You think your so cool with your umlauts.

Jealous much?


Heathansson wrote:
You think your so cool with your umlauts.

And why are you looking at my umlauts anyway? Perv!

Liberty's Edge

You whipped them out, Protestius Tumuchius.


It’s the peni showing game.

Dark Archive Contributor

This thread has turned away from its smurfy roots. Smurf to it, smurfs!


I never thought I'd say this, but yeah. What he said.

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
I never thought I'd say this, but yeah. What he said.

Preach it, smurf! Yeah!


How smurfable!


Mike McArtor wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
I never thought I'd say this, but yeah. What he said.
Preach it, -----! Yeah!

You know, I take it back. stick with the umlauts.


This thread is Smurftacular!

Scarab Sages

Some smurfs really smurf.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

How schlumpfig (german translation) *G*... (gets by the bes-m-u-r-filter)


Nice!

Dark Archive Contributor

I can't wait for Gary to add "schlumpfig" and other "smurf" variations onto the list of what converts an avatar to smurfism.

That will be a smurfy day long remembered.

Dark Archive

Sorry, I just had to try it. Smurf.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Wir schlumpfen hier schlumpfig um den Schlumpf herum.

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Oliver von Spreckelsen wrote:
Wir schlumpfen hier schlumpfig um den Schlumpf herum.

Um. JA! Smurf on!


Kill the smrfs! Cave in their homes! Destroy their threads! Steal their food!
(Ugh, gross. Smrf food)

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Kill the smrfs! Cave in their homes! Destroy their threads! Steal their food!

(Ugh, gross. Smrf food)

Smurfberries are smurfy!


*Squishes smrf berries, and laughs at crying smrfs*

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
*Squishes smrf berries, and laughs at crying smrfs*

Poor, poor smurfs.

Since you're a kobold, and thus size Small, I can only imagine that you pick on the smurfs because you're compensating. You know, how poo travels downhill. Dragons pick on humans who pick on kobolds who pick on smurfs who pick on... well... Gargamel.

Um...

Look, a unicron!


$/\/\UrPh5!!!!1!11!1!!!one

Dark Archive Contributor

Well, I guess I might as well smurf while the smurfing's good...

So are the smurfs random, or predetermined by our mood?

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Boxhead wrote:

Well, I guess I might as well smurf while the smurfing's good...

So are the smurfs random, or predetermined by our mood?

They seem to be random, but predetermined by our moods would indicate that people here frequently feel girly (i.e., when Smurfette pops up).


Mike McArtor wrote:
Boxhead wrote:

Well, I guess I might as well ----- while the ------'s good...

So are the ------ random, or predetermined by our mood?

They seem to be random, but predetermined by our moods would indicate that people here frequently feel girly (i.e., when -------- pops up).

Like Heathy?

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Like Heathy?

I would never call Heathy girly. He lives in Texas. He probably owns more guns than me AND goes out to lunch with Chuck Norris.

[url="smurf"][/url]

Sovereign Court Wayfinder, PaizoCon Founder

Mike McArtor wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Like Heathy?
I would never call Heathy girly. He lives in Texas. He probably owns more guns than me AND goes out to lunch with Chuck Norris.

but only IF Chuck Norris' FEELS like going out to lunch. And if going out to lunch with him, remember this fact:

"In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized."


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Boxhead wrote:

Well, I guess I might as well ----- while the ------'s good...

So are the ------ random, or predetermined by our mood?

They seem to be random, but predetermined by our moods would indicate that people here frequently feel girly (i.e., when -------- pops up).
Like Heathy?

Gee, Wally. When I look at Kobold,...I know how hard it was to you doin' all this big brother stuff.

If you wanna slug me it's allright.

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Beaver Cleaver wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Boxhead wrote:

Well, I guess I might as well ----- while the ------'s good...

So are the ------ random, or predetermined by our mood?

They seem to be random, but predetermined by our moods would indicate that people here frequently feel girly (i.e., when -------- pops up).
Like Heathy?

Gee, Wally. When I look at Kobold,...I know how hard it was to you doin' all this big brother stuff.

If you wanna slug me it's allright.

Every once in a while... just... once in a while mind you... this smurfin' thread gets weird.


Mike McArtor wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Like Heathy?

I would never call Heathy girly. He lives in Texas. He probably owns more guns than me AND goes out to lunch with Chuck Norris.

[url="smurf"][/url]

You're messin with the wrong guy.

Liberty's Edge

Allright, this is too weird. Time to take a step back.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmm......smurf.

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Weird is smurfy!

Dark Archive Contributor

What Heathy meant to say was:

Heathansson wrote:
Allright, this is too smurfy. Time to take a smurf back.

Liberty's Edge

Painful enough is the metamorphisis into werwoof. The shrinkin scares me.


OK SMERVES! We get it! Stop this thread! It's killing mine eyes!

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