The great Smurf experiment


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Scarab Sages

But smurf, what smurf through yonder window smurfs?
It is the smurf, and Smurfette is the sun.
Arise, fair smurf, and smurf the envious smurf,
Who is already smurf and pale with smurf
That thou, her smurf, art far more smurf than she.

Sovereign Court

Snork!

Damn.


Lets go Popple!


I don't smurf so smurfy...

Smuuuuuurrrrrrf

Scarab Sages

Callous Jack wrote:

Snork!

Damn.

And just why aren't there Snorks? they are so much smurfier then smurfs!

Scarab Sages

What a smurf this has been
What a rare smurf I'm in
Why, it's almost like smurfing in smurf

There's a smurf on my face
For the whole smurfy race
Why, it's almost like smurfing in smurf

All the smurf of smurf seems to be
Like a smurf that is smurfing for me
And from the way that I smurf
When that smurf starts to smurf
I would smurf I was smurfing
I could smurf I was smurfing
It's almost like smurfing in smurf

Spoiler:
P.S. Smurf the snorks! S#@%ing pansies!


Priests and cannibles,
Prehistoric animals,
Everybody happy,
'til the smurf comes home!

Scarab Sages

Help I'm smurfing into the smurflight zone
Place is a smurfhouse, smurfs like being cloned
My beacon's been smurfed under moon and star
Where am I to smurf now that I've smurfed too far

Help I'm smurfing into the smurflight zone
Place is a smurfhouse, smurfs like being cloned
My beacon's been smurfed under moon and star
Where am I to smurf now that I've smurfed too far

So you'll come to smurf
When the bullet smurfs the smurf
So you'll come to smurf
When the bullet smurfs the smurf

Scarab Sages

Smurfs with wings = Wind Smurfer
Smurfs in school = Smurf bored

Scarab Sages

"I was never smurfier to the old smurf than during the whole smurf before I smurfed him."


Why?

Because it's midnight.

I'm bored.

And Lucas will never forgive me.

I Present....

SMURF WARS

Episode IV, A BLUE HOPE

It is a period of civil smurf. Rebel shroomships, smurfing from a hidden smurf, have smurfed their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel smurfs managed to smurf secret smurfs to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH SMURF, an armored smurf station with enough power to smurf an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Smurfette smurfs home aboard her shroomship, custodian of the stolen plans that can smurf her people and restore smurf-dom to the galaxy....

Scarab Sages

Darth Smurf to Luke Smurfwalker "You will turn to the Smurf side"

Scarab Sages

A smurf, a smurf! My kingdom for a smurf!


Aberzombie wrote:

A smurf, a smurf! My kingdom for a smurf!

You smurfed?

Scarab Sages

Smurflove
Smurf highs and smurf lows
Smurflove
That's how my smurf goes
Smurflove
Will you smurf it to me
Will you smurf the pain
I will smurf it to you
Again and again
And will you resmurf it


Smurfberry juice anyone? It's sugar free.

Scarab Sages

"What's smurf? the portrait of a smurfing idiot,
Smurfing me a schedule! I will smurf it.
How much unsmurf art thou to Portia!
How much unsmurf my hopes and my smurfings!
"Who smurfeth me shall smurf as much as he desmurfs"!
Did I desmurf no more than a smurf's head?
Is that my smurf? Are my deserts no smurfier?"


Alas poor smurf, I knew him well Smurfatio.


Heard in Met-smurf-opolis

Smurf! Smurf! And Away!


Is it here where all the merc-smurfs are rented? we need some to storm the paizo chatroom


smurf


Smurf-Start My Heart
By Motley Crue

When I get smurf I get smurf on speed
Top smurf funny car's a smurf for me
My heart, my heart
Smurf-start my heart
Always got the cops smurfing after me
Custom built bike smurfing 103
My heart, my heart
Smurf-start my heart

Ooh,are you ready smurf?
Ooh,are you ready now?
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Give it a smurf
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Hope it never smurfs
Ooh, yeah, baby

Smurf-dive naked from an aeroplane
Or a smurfette with a body from outerspace
My heart, my heart
Smurf-start my heart
Say I smurf trouble
Trouble in my eyes
I'm just smurfing for another good smurf
My heart, my heart
Smurf-start my heart

Yeh, are you ready smurfs?
Yeh, are you ready now?
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Smurf it a start
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Hope it never smurfs
Ooh, yeah, baby

Ooh, Smurf-start my heart...

When we smurfed this band
All we smurfed, smurfed was a laugh
Years smurf by...
I'd say we've smurfed some ass
When I'm ensmurfed or smurfin' the stage
Adrenaline smurfing through my veins
And I'd say we're still smurfin' ass

Ooo, ahh, Smurf-start my heart
Hope it never smurfs
And to think, we did all of this...
To smurf

Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Give it a smurf
Ooh, yeah, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Hope it never smurfs
Ooh, yeah, baby

Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Hope it never smurfs
Ooh, yeah, baby

Ooh, yeah
Smurf-start my heart
Give it a smurf
Ooh, yeah
Ok smurfs, let’s smurf the house

That's all.

Scarab Sages

you SMURF

Shadow Lodge

Why would Paizo do this to us?
Has anyone asked them?


WE missed some

resume assimilation of species 692


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

WE missed some

resume assimilation of species 692

Smurf-resuming assimilation of Species 692.


SD-9 proceed.

Scarab Sages

"Smurfing from the most profound of smurfs, we smurf the gossamer smurf of some smurf. Yet in a second aftersmurf, (so smurf may that smurf have been) we smurf not that we have smurfed."


Aberzombie wrote:
"Smurfing from the most profound of smurfs, we smurf the gossamer smurf of some smurf. Yet in a second aftersmurf, (so smurf may that smurf have been) we smurf not that we have smurfed."

Smurf-Assimilating the gossamer smurf.

Smurf-Assimilating Aberzombie.
Smurf-Assimilating Dragonborn3

Resistance is Futile!
You will be Assimilated.


What is with all the Šmurf drones?


CourtFool wrote:
What is with all the Šmurf drones?

Your Smurf-assimilation has already been countermanded. Otherwise you would already understand.

CourtFool is irrelevent.
Poodles are irrelevent.

Llamas have already been assimilated.


Smurf!


Joey Lafyatis wrote:
Smurf!

Smurf-Assimilating Joey Lafyatis.

Scarab Sages

This is the smurfest experiment in the entirety of the smurfing smurf. What the smurf do you smurfings smurfs think you're smurfing? Smurf that smurf, you smurfs!!!! You all a bunches of Smurfs!!!!! SMURF YOU ALL!!!

;)


Xaaon of Xen'Drik wrote:

This is the smurfest experiment in the entirety of the smurfing smurf. What the smurf do you smurfings smurfs think you're smurfing? Smurf that smurf, you smurfs!!!! You all a bunches of Smurfs!!!!! SMURF YOU ALL!!!

;)

Xaaon of Xen'Drik is Smurf-Irrelevent.


BREAKING NEWS!
Oy, da froggy, dats me, is runnin' fo' presidunt. Ima gunna be da best runner, cause ima reallie fast froggie. You see my feets? Dey speedy quick. Ima da best, so vote fo' me fo presidunt!

-my name is Froggie Cultyst, ana I prove dis message-


Species 269 identified.

Resistance is Futile.
We will add your biological and technological destinctiveness to our own.
You will be assimilated.

Prepare yourself.


Šmurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
Prepare yourself.

Would you recommend pepper or paprika?


CourtFool wrote:
Šmurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
Prepare yourself.

Would you recommend pepper or paprika?

Salt


Šmurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
Salt

Aha! Yap! Yap!


I wish it did it simply if you have Smurf in your name.


Šmurfurion wrote:
I wish it did it simply if you have Šmurf in your name.

It does, if you are quoted.

Once you have joined the PaizoMatrix collective, you will understand. You are blue and imprefect. We will purge your flaws.

Species 692, prepare to be assimilated.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is Futile.


What is smurf?
Baby don't smurf me.
Don't smurf me.
no more!


Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
Šmurfurion wrote:
I wish it did it simply if you have Šmurf in your name.

It does, if you are quoted.

Once you have joined the PaizoMatrix collective, you will understand. You are blue and imprefect. We will purge your flaws.

Species 692, prepare to be assimilated.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is Futile.

Brainy Smurf has just access your unimatrix. Inputting Smuef chant into the Borg Collective. Borg Collective only capable of singing La,la,lalalala,la,lala,la.


BluePigeon wrote:
Šmurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
Šmurfurion wrote:
I wish it did it simply if you have Šmurf in your name.

It does, if you are quoted.

Once you have joined the PaizoMatrix collective, you will understand. You are blue and imprefect. We will purge your flaws.

Species 692, prepare to be assimilated.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is Futile.

Brainy Šmurf has just access your unimatrix. Inputting Smuef chant into the Borg Collective. Borg Collective only capable of singing La,la,lalalala,la,lala,la.

Your efforts at sabotage are Ineffective, la la lalalala la.

You are blue and imprefect, la la lala. We will purge your flaws, la la.

La la lalalala la, Species 692, prepare to be assimilated.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness, la la lala, will be added to our own.
Resistance is ,la la, Futile.


Only Drones of species 692 are affected by this

You attack is Irrelevant
You will adapt to serve us


Šmurf-Drone 8 was malfunctioning and has been deactivated to contain the infection.

Silver Crusade

smurfalicious

Scarab Sages

"Two smurfs don't smurf a smurf, but three smurfs smurf a smurf."


SMURF IS TEH ELITE!

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