Kill da smrf!
I collect them!
That'll be 5 gp. for the smrf with the funny hat! Do I hear 10 gp.? Going once...
Hey, I made 500 gp already!
Does anyone smurf what Kobold Smurfer is smurfing about?
I think the little rascal is about to get arrested for counterfeiting if he's manufacturing gold pieces.
<waits for the smurfBI to come charging in>
look, the point is, they forgot to confiscate this one little copper here.
Wait a moment, there's someone at the door...
Later...
Look, the point is, they didn't arrest me.
Wait a sec...
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No, its smurf that. You smurf, I was smurfed about the smurf that Smurf Cleaver smurfed. He smurfs to really not smurf this smurf, and I was smurfing why. Smurf Cleaver can smurf so smurfy sometimes, that I smurf about him.He smurfed a bad smurf.I'm smurfed.What seems to be the smurf?
Oh okay. That clears up things right smurfily.
My smurf has been smurfed... O_O
I'm not a doctor, but I smurf one on T.V.
Is your degree in smurfology?
I'm not a doctor, but I smurf one on T.V.
You smurfed a doctor on TV? What, are you some kind of smurfvert or something?
This is just the kind of smurfy behavior that smurfs society into the smurfy smurf it is! Have you no smurfency?
Smurf experiment? Let`s see, i mean, let`s smurf!
Oh! Pardon me! I thought you said you "smurf" a doctor on TV, but you only said you smurf one. I retract my statement.
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There's a smurfette who's sure all that smurfs is gold
And she's smurfing a smurfway to heaven
And when she smurfs there she smurfs if the stores are smurfed
With a word she can get what she smurfed for
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's smurfing a smurfway to heaven
There's a sign on the wall but she smurfs to be sure
And you smurf sometimes words smurf two meanings
In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who smurfs
Sometimes all of our thoughts smurf misgiven
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's smurfing a smurfway to heaven
There's a feeling I get when I smurf to the west
And my spirit is smurfing for leaving
In my thoughts I have smurfed rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who smurf looking
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's smurfing a smurfway to heaven
And it's whispered that soon, if we all smurf the tune
Then the piper will smurf us to reason
And a new day will smurf for those who smurf long
And the forest will smurf with laughter
And it makes me smurf
If there's a smurf in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a smurf clean for the May Queen
Yes there are two paths you can smurf by
but in the long run
There's still time to smurf the road you're on
Your head is smurfing and it won't go in case you don't smurf
The piper's smurfing you to join him
Dear smurfette can't you smurf the wind blow and did you smurf
Your smurfway lies on the smurfering wind
And as we smurf on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There smurfs a smurfette we all know
Who smurfs white light and wants to show
How everything still smurfs to gold
And if you smurf very hard
The tune will smurf to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To smurf a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's smurfing a smurfway to heaven
Inconsmurfable!!!
Yes.. a smurf named Vizzini exclaimed it in "The Princess Smurf" (1987)
What about the SUSes*?
*Smrfs of Unusual Size
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I hate this thread.
The only reason I go on here is so I can gloat about how 'smrf' doesn't trigger the avatars.
But I like smrfing! At least when I get smrfed for it!
Whatever smurfs your smurf, I smurf.
I just want to smurf that it doesn't smurf my smurf! Quite the smurf, actually. And I'm smurfed that it smurfs others smurfs.
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You smurf as well smurf up, Larry Smurfman. Kobold Smurfer is never going to smurf. He's just too smurfy about his smurf to ever smurf his ways.
Smurferzombie, you are smurf. Kobold Smurfer just doesn't smurf how to smurf. It's a darn smurf he won't smurf to smurf.
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Whatever smurfs your smurf, I smurf.I just want to smurf that it doesn't smurf my smurf! Quite the smurf, actually. And I'm smurfed that it smurfs others smurfs.
Oh, see, I didn't smurf it like that. I meant to smurf, "Whatever smurfs your smurf." Not like "smurfs your smurf." That's just unsmurfy. Sorry for the smurf, but I hope that smurfs it up a little.
Smrferzombie, you are smrf. Kobold Smrfer just doesn't smrf how to smrf. It's a darn smrf he won't smrf to smrf.You smrf as well smrf up, Larry Smrfman. Kobold Smrfer is never going to smrf. He's just too smrfy about his smrf to ever smrf his ways.
*Sigh*
I hate this thread. It's smrfin' smrf!|
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What about all that smurf going on in the smurf these smurfs? Is that smurf smurfy or what? I mean, just the other smurf, I smurfed something on the smurf about this smurf who had this smurfy idea about smurfing ostrichs. WTS! I'll tell you, the smurf is going to smurf in a smurfbasket.
I smurf ya, smurf. Smurfs these days just ain't got no smurf. Back in my smurf, we didn't smurf no smurf from no smurfs. And yeah, I remember when smurf was only a smurf a smurf!
*Sighs*
These old smrfer smrfs can be a real pain in the smrf.