Aberzombie
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Smurf Road Trip:
Random whiny smurf #1: "Is it much farther Poppa Smurf?"
Poppa Smurf: "Not far now."
Time passes....
Random whiny smurf #2: "Is it much farther Poppa Smurf?"
Poppa Smurf: "Not far now."
Time passes....
Random whiny smurf #3: "Is it much farther Poppa Smurf?"
Poppa Smurf: "Yes, it is!!!"
| Evil Midnight Lurker |
Here we are
Smurfed to be smurfs
We're the Smurfs of the Universe...!
Here we belong
Smurfing to survive
In a world with the unsmurfiest powers...
(...)
...A smurf's decapitated body, smurfing on the floor next to his own severed smurf. A smurf which at this time has no name.
"I smurf his name."
Here I am!
I'm the Papa Smurf of your destiny
I am the Smurf, the only Smurf
I am the Smurf of Kingdom Smurf
Gimme the smurf! Just gimme the smurf!
| theacemu |
I'd like to add a new professional usage of the term "smurf" or smurf derivitives. From one of our Fraud Handbook publications glossary:
Smurfing: The use of couriers (also known as smurfs) to deposit and withdraw cash or cash equivalents at financial institutions in amounts less than the reporting limit to avoid reporting requirements.
See also: Money laundering.
As ever,
ACE
Mike McArtor
Contributor
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I'd like to add a new professional usage of the term "smurf" or smurf derivitives. From one of our Fraud Handbook publication glossary:
Smurfing: The use of couriers (also known as smurfs) to deposit and withdraw cash or cash equivalents at financial institutions in amounts less than the reporting limit to avoid reporting requirements.
See also: Money laundering.
As ever,
ACE
Hmmm...
I mean, nothing!
Aberzombie
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Smurfette, you don't have to smurf on the smurf light.
Those smurfs are over. You don't have to smurf your smurf to the night.
Smurfette, you don't have to smurf that smurf tonight.
Smurf the smurfs for money, you don't smurf if its smurf or if its right.
SMURFETTE! You don't have to smurf on the smurf light.
SMURFETTE! You don't have to smurf on the smurf light.
| tdewitt274 |
Holy Smurf
Holy Smurf damages undead smurf and evil smurfs almost as if it were smurf . A flask of holy smurf can be thrown as a smurf weapon.Treat this attack as a smurfed smurf attack with a smurf increment of 10 smurf. A flask smurfs if thrown against the smurf of a corporeal smurf, but to use it against an incorporeal smurf, you must open the flask and smurf the holy smurf out onto the smurf. Thus, you can douse an incorporeal smurf with holy smurf only if you are smurf to it. Doing so is a smurfed smurf attack that does not provoke smurf of opportunity.
A direct smurf by a flask of holy smurf deals 2dSmurf points of smurf to an undead smurf or an evil smurf. Each such smurf within 5 smurf of the point where the flask hits smurfs 1 smurf of smurf from the smurf.
Temples to good smurfs sell holy smurf at cost (making no smurf).