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I just don't smurf like I used too.

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Tobus Neth wrote:
I just don't smurf like I used too.

It happens to all smurfs at some point in their lives.

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The irony of that post getting Smurfette is not lost on me.

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Tobus Neth wrote:
I just don't smurf like I used too.

They have a blue pill for that my smurf


Ask not what your village can smurf for you: ask what you can smurf for your village.


Does it work if it's buried?

I guess if that is or isn't the case, it'smurfy'slaw at work.

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Trey wrote:

Does it work if it's buried?

I guess if that is or isn't the case, it'smurfy'slaw at work.

It looks like the smurfy word detector detected your smurfy word.

Sovereign Court

If at smurf you don't succeed, smurf smurf again.

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

The more I smurf, the more I realize I still smurf to smurf.

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I've been smurfin' on the smurfroad
All the smurf-long smurf...

Scarab Sages

Get your smurf smurfin
Smurf out on the smurfway
Smurfin for adventure
In smurfever smurfs our way..

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Aberzombie wrote:

Get your smurf smurfin

Smurf out on the smurfway
Smurfin for adventure
In smurfever smurfs our way..

lol, awesome! :D

BORRRNNN to be smuuuuurfy...
BORRRNNN to be smuuuuurfy...

Scarab Sages

Smurf Road Trip:

Random whiny smurf #1: "Is it much farther Poppa Smurf?"

Poppa Smurf: "Not far now."

Time passes....

Random whiny smurf #2: "Is it much farther Poppa Smurf?"

Poppa Smurf: "Not far now."

Time passes....

Random whiny smurf #3: "Is it much farther Poppa Smurf?"

Poppa Smurf: "Yes, it is!!!"

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
(I'm not here)

Hey now, isn't there a Smurfstraining Order that smurfs you 100 yards away from this smurf?

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Time to call the NSA (National Smurfy Administration)!

Scarab Sages

I'd smurf you, but then I'd have to smurf you.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Smurf away, you smurfy beast.

Edit: I totally smurfed that up.

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Daigle wrote:

Smurf away, you smurfy beast.

Edit: I totally smurfed that up.

Who's gonna smurf for this smurf, you big smurf?


S-M-U-R-F-S!!!!! Run away!

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

There's enough of me to smurf around.


Here we are
Smurfed to be smurfs
We're the Smurfs of the Universe...!
Here we belong
Smurfing to survive
In a world with the unsmurfiest powers...

(...)

...A smurf's decapitated body, smurfing on the floor next to his own severed smurf. A smurf which at this time has no name.

"I smurf his name."

Here I am!
I'm the Papa Smurf of your destiny
I am the Smurf, the only Smurf
I am the Smurf of Kingdom Smurf
Gimme the smurf! Just gimme the smurf!

Scarab Sages

This smurf provides the general guidesmurfs for the SMURFY RCM process to smurf shipboard smurfs for the determination of adequate smurfenance.


I'd like to add a new professional usage of the term "smurf" or smurf derivitives. From one of our Fraud Handbook publications glossary:

Smurfing: The use of couriers (also known as smurfs) to deposit and withdraw cash or cash equivalents at financial institutions in amounts less than the reporting limit to avoid reporting requirements.

See also: Money laundering.

As ever,
ACE

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theacemu wrote:

I'd like to add a new professional usage of the term "smurf" or smurf derivitives. From one of our Fraud Handbook publication glossary:

Smurfing: The use of couriers (also known as smurfs) to deposit and withdraw cash or cash equivalents at financial institutions in amounts less than the reporting limit to avoid reporting requirements.

See also: Money laundering.

As ever,
ACE

Hmmm...

I mean, nothing!

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*smurf*


smurf. Just had to try it.

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Welcome to the party, smurf!

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Let's go smurfin' now
Everybody's smurfing how
Come on a smurfari with me...


well this is just smurfy


I said... SCHTROUMPF!


Smurf it, it still won't smurf.

Scarab Sages

Smurf in smurf Gygax.

The Exchange

I smurf in your general direction! Your mother was a smurfster, and your father smelt of smurfberries!

Scarab Sages

"Some smurf me....Smurf."

Liberty's Edge

Some smufs smurf me the Space Smurfboy,
Some smurf me the Smurfster of Love.
Some smurfs smurf me Maurice Smurf
Cos I smurf of the smufetus of lov.

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'Cause I'm a smurfer, I'm a smurfer
I'm a smurfer and I'm a smurfer
I smurf my smurf in the smurf
I'm a smurfer, I'm a smurfer
I'm a midnight smurfer
I sure don't want to smurf no one

Scarab Sages

Smurfette, you don't have to smurf on the smurf light.
Those smurfs are over. You don't have to smurf your smurf to the night.
Smurfette, you don't have to smurf that smurf tonight.
Smurf the smurfs for money, you don't smurf if its smurf or if its right.
SMURFETTE! You don't have to smurf on the smurf light.
SMURFETTE! You don't have to smurf on the smurf light.

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Smurf.
Smurf.
Smurf, right, smurf.
Smurf.
Smurf.
Smurf, right, smurf.
See the sergeant smurfing green,
Someone smurfed in his canteen.
Smurf.
Smurf.
Smurf, right, smurf.
...
etc...


Big Thuga smurf... nope dont sound right

Scarab Sages

Smurf at me. Smurf me by my smurf, do you? And smurf you should smurf, for my smurf is the Smurf. And a powerful smurf it is.


Pathfinder Starfinder Society Subscriber
d20Smurfrd wrote:


Holy Smurf
Holy Smurf damages undead smurf and evil smurfs almost as if it were smurf . A flask of holy smurf can be thrown as a smurf weapon.

Treat this attack as a smurfed smurf attack with a smurf increment of 10 smurf. A flask smurfs if thrown against the smurf of a corporeal smurf, but to use it against an incorporeal smurf, you must open the flask and smurf the holy smurf out onto the smurf. Thus, you can douse an incorporeal smurf with holy smurf only if you are smurf to it. Doing so is a smurfed smurf attack that does not provoke smurf of opportunity.

A direct smurf by a flask of holy smurf deals 2dSmurf points of smurf to an undead smurf or an evil smurf. Each such smurf within 5 smurf of the point where the flask hits smurfs 1 smurf of smurf from the smurf.

Temples to good smurfs sell holy smurf at cost (making no smurf).

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Aberzombie wrote:
Smurf at me. Smurf me by my smurf, do you? And smurf you should smurf, for my smurf is the Smurf. And a powerful smurf it is.

Smurf the Smurf, Smurf.

—Smurfy-Wan Kesmurfy

Scarab Sages

"Smurf with me if you want to smurf."


smurfty smurf smurf you say hummm


Smutty smurfs are simply salacious!


Aberzombie wrote:
"Smurf with me if you want to smurf."

I smurf you and I raise you another smurf!


<Plants thermonuclear suitcase bomb and sets timer.>

"Gonna blow you blue bastards back to hell I am!"

Liberty's Edge

It's the end of the world as we smurf it
I smurf fine.

Scarab Sages

Joshua Smurf: "Shall we smurf a smurf?"

Annoying Geek Smurf: "How about 'Globalthermonuclearsmurf'?"


Kruelaid wrote:

<Plants thermonuclear suitcase bomb and sets timer.>

"Gonna blow you blue bastards back to hell I am!"

My name is Smurf, James Smurf!

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