The great Smurf experiment


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Dark Archive Contributor

From Smurf Morrison:

You my smurf-eyed smurfette
Do you remember when
We used to smurf
La la lala la la, la, lalala la...


The smurf must flow!!!!!

Dark Archive Contributor

Smurfy! I smurf Dune so much! :D

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Well, smurf! Sometimes you can't smurf for smurfing.

Scarab Sages

The smurfs in the milk were smurfing away all nice and horrorsmurf now.

Dark Archive Contributor

The smurfs on the smurf go round and round, round and round, round and round...


Youll take my smurf but Ill take yours too
Youll fire you musket but Ill smurf you through
So when your smurfing for the next attack
Youd better smurf theres no turning back

Scarab Sages

"Ze smurf is in ze river."

Liberty's Edge

Thirteen the beast is smurfing,
The Frenchsmurf did smurfmise
Through Smurfquakes and starvation,
The warsmurf will arise
Terror! Death! Smurfstruction
Smurf from the eastern sands
But the smruth to all smurfdictions
is always in your hands!

Scarab Sages

Yes, too smurf. You could smurf them, if only you smurfed Smurfvitos...

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Smurf is dead.


If you smurf too long into the abyss, the abyss smurfs also into you.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Smurflishing today unsmurfed the Smurffinder Rolesmurfing Game, a tablesmurf fantasy rolesmurfing game that will smurf as the anchor for the smurf's popular smurf of Smurffinder adventures, smurfbooks, and campaigns.


I EAT SM[b][/b]URFS!


I smurf eats!


FORGET SMURFS! LONG LIVE THE SNORKS!


If someone asks you if you're a smurf you say yes!


R-type wrote:
FORGET SMRFS! LONG LIVE THE SNORKS!

Ah yes. The ancient enemies of the sahuagin.

Scarab Sages

The smurf is 1987, and NASA smurfs the smurf of America's deep smurf probes. In a smurfy mishap, Ranger 3, and its smurf Captain William "Smurf" Rogers, are smurfed out of their smurfjectory into an orbit which smurfs his smurf support system and smurfs Smurf Rogers to Earth 500 smurfs later.

Scarab Sages

Gaspatcho smurf!

Liberty's Edge

Soupy Smurf


Heathansson wrote:
Soupy Smrf

Yum. Smrf Soup.

Liberty's Edge

[url="smurf"][/url]ssssssh! Everybody'll want one.


Heathansson wrote:
[url="smrf"][/url]ssssssh! Everybody'll want one.

...which will cause the extinction of the smrfs. Bwahahaha!!!

Liberty's Edge

Actually, making something a food beast helps lead to its continuation. Huzzah!!! [url=smurf][/url]


You're saying that eating smrfs helps them live longer?

Liberty's Edge

Smurfberrys for the win!


S s s s

M m m m

U u u u

R r r r

F f f f

Smurf smurf smurf smurf

Dance dance dance dance


We can smurf if we want to,
we can smurf your friends behind.
Cause your friends don’t smurf
and if they don’t smurf, well they’re
no smurfs of mine!

Scarab Sages

We can smurf where we smurf to.
We've got all your smurf and mine.
Long as we have smurfic, never gonna smurf it,
Eversmurf will smurf out fine.


Aberzombie wrote:
Paizo Smurflishing today unsmurfed the Smurffinder Rolesmurfing Game, a tablesmurf fantasy rolesmurfing game that will smurf as the anchor for the smurf's popular smurf of Smurffinder adventures, smurfbooks, and campaigns.

I hope it has backwards smurfability.

Dark Archive Contributor

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You're saying that eating smurfs helps them live longer?

Live longer? NO. Proliferate? Yes.


I love the smell of smurf in the morning!

Scarab Sages

"Smurf! Do you smurf something?"


Marshall, Will and Holly
On a routine smurfspedition
Smurfed the smurfiest smurfquake ever smurfed
High on the rapids It smurfed their smurfy smurf
And smurfed them down a thousand feet below
To the Land of the Smurfs
To the Land of the Smurfs
To the Land of the Smurfs

Scarab Sages

"They smurfed first smurf, not me."


"I am a sexy shoeless Smurf of War!"

Scarab Sages

Elwood Smurf: "It's 106 smurfs to Chicago, we got a full smurf of smurf, half a smurf of cigarettes, it's smurf, and we're smurfing smurfglasses."

Jake Smurf: "Smurf it."

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:

Elwood Smurf: "It's 106 smurfs to Chicago, we got a full smurf of smurf, half a smurf of cigarettes, it's smurf, and we're smurfing smurfglasses."

Jake Smurf: "Smurf it."

"I hate Nazis." Grouchy Smurf


"Hello! My name is Inigo Smurf. You smurfed my father, prepare to smurf!"

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

"Sometimes you smurf the smurf, and sometimes, well, it smurfs you."


"Shut the smurf up, Donny!"

Scarab Sages

Smurf Season!

Scarab Sages

Do you smurf what happens, Larry, when you smurf a strange smurf in the smurf?? This is what happens when you smurf a strange smurf in the smurf!!


If you drop a smrf off a cliff, does the birds nest the smrf knocks down in its fall make a sound?

Scarab Sages

It was the Smurf of the Third Smurf of Smurfkind, ten smurfs after the Smurf-Minbari War. The Babylon Project was a smurf given smurf. Its smurf: to smurf another war by smurfing a place where smurfs and aliens could smurf out their differences smurfully. It's a smurf of call, smurf away from smurf for smurflomats, hustlers, smurfepreneurs and wanderers. Smurfs and aliens smurfed in two million, five hundred thousand smurfs of smurfing metal .. all alone in the smurf. It can be a dangerous smurf, but it's our last, best smurf for smurf. -- This is the smurf of the last of the Babylon smurfs. The smurf is 2258. The smurf of the place is Babylon 5."

Dark Archive Contributor

Aberzombie wrote:
Smurf Season!

Smurf season!

Scarab Sages

Mike McArtor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Smurf Season!
Smurf season!

Smurf Season!

Dark Archive Contributor

Aberzombie wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Smurf Season!
Smurf season!
Smurf Season!

Smurf season!

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