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Dark Archive Contributor

Larry Lichman wrote:
One means "smurfy" and the other means "smurfy."

Exactly! It's smurfically clear!


Larry Lichman wrote:
One means "smrfy" and the other means "smrfy."

Uh...

Spoiler:
Okay, if I don't say S
La la la la
--M
La la la la
--U
La la la la
--R
La la la la
--F at least once in each post, they will kill me. But if I do say it, it will kill me. What to do...
Uh...Smrf!


Jeez, could the smrf dangers get any worse?!

Dark Archive Contributor

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jeez, could the smurf dangers get any worse?!

Yes.


Yes, yes they can.

Chris Sanders
(Smurfhouse Monkey)


Mike McArtor wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jeez, could the smrf dangers get any worse?!
Yes.

Hey! Don't fiddle with my posts!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jeez, could the smrf dangers get any worse?!
Yes.
Hey! Don't fiddle with my posts!

Smurf SAMMICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Snarf!


Snarf?


Gary Teter wrote:
Snarf!

Uhhh...'snarf'?

Liberty's Edge

Ancient spirits of evil.....
transform this decayed form....
Into Mum-Ra the Ever Living!!!!![url=smurf][/url]

Scarab Sages

In smurfest day,
In smurfest night.
No evil shall smurf my sight.
Let those who smurf evil's might,
Beware my smurf,
Smurf Lantern's light.


Heathansson wrote:

Ancient spirits of evil.....

transform this decayed form....
Into Mum-Ra the Ever Living!!!!!

Spoiler:
This is a scary place.

I hate smrfs.

Dark Archive Contributor

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
I hate smrfs.

Mum-ra likes smurfs.

Mum-ra is (almost? mostly?) cool.

Thus, people who like smurfs are (almost? mostly?) cool.

Where does that leave the smurf haters?

Liberty's Edge

Yiiiiiiiiyino!!! Schnyarf! Schnyarf! Schnyarf!!!

(okay....comic relief bit handled...back to fraggin.)

[url=smurf][/url]


I still hate smrfs. And now I hate Mum-ra.

Scarab Sages

Smurf Vader: "Obi-wan never smurfed you what happend to your Pappa Smurf..."

Luke Smurfwalker: "He smurfed me enough. He smurfed me you smurfed him."

Smurf Vader: "No Luke. I am your Pappa smurf!"

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

These are not the smurfs you're looking for...

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Sometimes smurfs are so cute and silly.

Spoiler:
Woke up smurfy at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in smurfton soon
I gotta get smurfed before the day begin
Before my mother starts smurfin' about my friends
About to smurf and damn near went blind
Young smurfz on tha block throwin' up smurf signs
Ran in the house and smurfed my clip
With the mac-10 on the smurf of my hip
Bailed outside and smurfed my weapon
Just as I thought, the smurfs kept steppin'
Jumped in the fo', smurfed the juice on my ride
I got front 'n back, and side to side
Then I let the alpine smurf
Bumpin' new s+$~ by MC Smurf
It was smurfsta smurfsta at the top of the list
Then I played my own smurf, it went somethin' like this :

Smurfin' down the street in my '64
Jockin' the smurfs, smurfin' the ho's
Went to the smurf to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold smurfin' some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh el camino smurfin' Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about smurfin' that gta

Cuz the smurfs in the hood are always hard
You come smurfin' that trash we'll pull your card
Smurfin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain’t smurfed s!~@...


Aberzombie wrote:

Smrf Vader: "Obi-wan never smrfed you what happend to your Pappa Smrf..."

Luke Smrfwalker: "He smrfed me enough. He smrfed me you smrfed him."

Smrf Vader: "No Luke. I am your Pappa smrf!"

Now I hate George Lucas.

Scarab Sages

Kobold Smurfer really needs to let his inner smurf out.


Now I hate Aberzombie.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Schnerts! (But they're extinct.)


Gnomes kick the s+!$ out of Smurfs for fun.

Dark Archive

Tensor wrote:

Gnomes kick the s!#! out of Smurfs for fun.

Smurfsphemy!

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Now I hate Aberzombie.

Don't say that. You'll get my hopes up. Smurf

Dark Archive Contributor

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Now I hate George Lucas.

I already hated George Lucas, so welcome to the party, smurf.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook Subscriber

O, Zephyr winds which smurf on high
Smurf me now so I can fly...

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Kobold Smurfer sure smurfs a lot of smurfs. We should smurf something to smurf him up.


Larry Lichman wrote:
Kobold Smrfer sure smrfs a lot of smrfs. We should smrf something to smrf him up.

I still hate smrfs.


I wonder what will happen to me when they wizen up to 'smrf'. I will probably kill myself.

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Don't be blue.

Don't smurf yourself.

Liberty's Edge

Mike McArtor wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Now I hate George Lucas.
I already hated George Lucas, so welcome to the party, smurf.

George Lucas is da smurfnit.

Dark Archive Contributor

Heathansson wrote:
George Lucas is da smurfnit.

He's a smurfwit you say? That's pretty harsh, but I'll smurf with it.

Liberty's Edge

Smurf doggie dogg....


This is a scary place.

Liberty's Edge

You realize that for April Fools, all your avatars will be turned to smurfs, or some such thing.


That would be...evil...PLEASE PAIZO DON'T DO IT!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!!

Liberty's Edge

Say "smurf" just once, then.


Alright..*cringe*

Spoiler:
I prepared Explosive Runes this morning. Bwahahahaha!!! Death to smrfs!!!

Liberty's Edge

Okay, but don't say I didn't try to warn you, smurfkobold.


It's better to have smurfed & lost than never to have smurfed at all. Come to the blue side K.C.

Liberty's Edge

Just smurf it.


Tegan wrote:
It's better to have smrfed & lost than never to have smrfed at all. Come to the blue side K.C.

NEVER!!!!! Death to smrfs! Kill them all!!! I'll take you all down with me! Fireball! Lightning Bolt!

Spoiler:
Explosive Runes!
Spoiler:
Fire Trap!

Summon Kender!!!!

Liberty's Edge

Smurfs have Spell Resistance: Smurfy!


Spoiler:
Explosive Fire Glyph Trap!!! Death to smrfs!!!!


Heathansson wrote:
Smrfs have Spell Resistance: Smrfy!

Perhaps, but you failed to anticipate me changing of profile...Bwahahaha!!!

Liberty's Edge

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Jokey Smurf calls that a "present."


Heathansson wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
** spoiler omitted **
Jokey Smrf calls that a "present."

That's it! Time to bring out my mightiest spell!

Animate Should-be-Dead Smrfs!
Smrf slaves, KILL THEM ALL.

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