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And if that don't work for you, I could whup Conan's ass.
After all, he may be a badass with a sword, but I got guns. >;)
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Guns. They are not magical.
You first have to get it out and aim. Againts Conan this would never happen.
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And if that don't work for you, I could whup Conan's ass.
After all, he may be a badass with a sword, but I got guns. >;)
Conan has more hit points than the mighty Blackbeard, who was shot 215 times before he was beheaded with a claymore by a highlanger (who probably had to be helped by a ghurka, a samurai, and Shaka Zulu with a ghurka knife, a katana, and a thrusting spear), and David Bowie (who was there to give bardic bonuses and not stab anybody with his bowie knife) after which his beheaded body jumped in the ocean and swam 465 times around the ship he was fighting on before he gave everybody there the double bird and sunk to the bottom.
To quote Quint from Jaws if for some reason in my middleschool fanfic combining Jaws and Red Nails he came up against Conan,.........
"I think we're goinga need a bigger gub."
From what I've heard...Ostog the Unslain!!!
"Chin nuts.....Crom!!!"
Bacon
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Leafar the Lost could whup Conan.
So could the Teamsters.
As well as this.
Did you mention guns?
how about instead of guns he just takes Storm bringer?
Or maybe Mjölnir instead?
As for these; I have thus far resisted the urge to spend my hard-earned dollars on seventies Conan comics. Please stop posting Conan vs. Elric links. It's not helping.
Leafar the Lost could whup Conan.
Is he even as old as Conan in the beginning of the movie where he kilt them 6 teamsters with an egg in his mouth?
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Bruce Campbell would cut him up with his chainsaw hand.
Conan would get some hayabusa armor, a gravity hammer, and a spartan laser, by Crom.
If Superman picked up Conan and threw him into the Sun:
Conan would hang out for a while and enjoy the warmth. Later, when he
missed his girl he would cut the Sun in half with his battle axe; the
explosion would throw him back to earth.
Falling through the vacuum of space at absolute zero temperatures, he
would enjoy the view on the way in and think deep thoughts about the
nature of Man and existence.
When he landed he would look for Superman.
He would say, That was hot but after a while I wanted to chill out.
I wanna see Conan teamed up with Book of Eli.
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As well as this.As for these; I have thus far resisted the urge to spend my hard-earned dollars on seventies Conan comics. Please stop posting Conan vs. Elric links. It's not helping.
Did you mention guns?
how about instead of guns he just takes Storm bringer?
Or maybe Mjölnir instead?
So, let me get this straight:
Conan is, like, the ONLY motherf!!$er EVER to team up with Elric and end up at the end riding off with some wench on the back of his horse;.....
all the others end up soul sucked dead as dead can be.
But......the Teamsters? Or,.....Ash? Wup his hiney?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Sure thing
[Hand unconsciously pulls out wallet and fingers navigate towards Amazon--Doodlebug looks at his rebelling digits and pulls them back in alarm and dismay]
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain!
I blame Crimson Jester. And Conan.
Has anyone mentioned Conanbeaty Smurf?
Yep, in Marvel's 'verse he is the only guy to walk away from Elric still in one piece. Getting a piece.
Boredom?
::drums fingers
It's really too bad that Picard chose Gilgamesh and Enkidu instead of Conan and Belit for "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."
Of course,......that's why he's second best to Kirk probably.
It's really too bad that Picard chose Gilgamesh and Enkidu instead of Conan and Belit for "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."
Of course,......that's why he's second best to Kirk probably.
At any given time there is only a 10% chance Picard is better than Kirk.
On a d20, that would be a 19-up.
Not this time.
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1,000 years of darkness ?
Cimmerians aren't afraid of the dark.
Cimmerians aren't afraid of the dark.
Plus, he's gots glow sticks.
Conan will be picking up Pounce and Spell Sunder in a few levels.....
Perhaps already mentained but I don't want to comb through 23 pages looking for him so..
Cohen the Barbarian from Discworld.
Old man in a profession where if you are old you are an utter baddass.
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An American educated in Public Schools??
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I'm saying nobody. Probably nothing. Conan the Cimmerian could whup anybody.
How about now?
I can take him.
Conan, dual-wielding two Conans, could whup Conan.
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Conan would just dual wield Yyrkoon and Elric of Melnibone. Wherupon Conan would replace Conan and Conan with Conan O'brien and Carrot Top, who, being gingers, are immune to the soulsucking powers of Stormbringer and Mournblade, as gingers are not in possession of a soul.
Conan would thus fight Conan to a stand still.
What if Conan was dual wielding Conan-chucks (like nunchucks, only instead of those rods there are Conans)?
Then he could whup a black hole.
If it were Conan dual-wielding Conan-chucks where each Conan in the Conan-chucks were dual-wielding Conan, he would break existence. The universe would simply cease to be.