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I'm willing to pretend I am if I get hot dogs on Fridays.


*Whispers* But Dracolisk eggs do. True facts.


Priella "The Catalyst" wrote:
If anything I'd be more apt to work with the GM to add some of the proteans to my list for Planar Ally. Not only aren't they on there, there is only one CN critter on the whole list and it's from the plane of water. There are absolutely none from any plane that Priella might associate herself with philosophically.

If it helps, most of the servants of me and the rest of the tentacle'd pantheon are Aberrations. A lot of them teeeeechnically aren't planar creatures to begin with. I can give you a list of those if it would help.


*Blesses Priella*

I like you.


Azathoth, Nyarlathotep, Yog-Sothoth... and me. 8D


...That sounds like something I would encourage.


@gyrfalcon: When in doubt, follow me. \o wo/ I want to try this ultimate fizzy drink.


I am pleased with the victories you won in my name. \o wo/


Yidhra, Yid, Yiddy, Lady of Paradoxes, Giver of Hot Dogs, Oh Gods Get Her Away, or pretty much anything else you'd like. o wo I'm not too particular about this.

But more seriously, most deities are probably very tolerant of any common titles they have.


I'm not saying it would be funny if I was in charge, but it would totally be funny if I was in charge.


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"I am not imaginary!"


The truth is, alas, much more boring. o wo Rednal maaaaaaay have been pretty tired and thought you were just poking him with your spear instead of using a talent. Of course, if it's stuck out of range, it can't make any attacks against you...


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Oh no, no, trust me, it's not. There are some things you don't want to know. o wo


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I've always been fond of octarine.


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SHINY!

-Pounces on the Golden God-


*Raises a hair-mouth*

Hi.


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Shoo! Shoo! Back into your cage! D<


*Staaaaaaaaaaaaaare*

o vo


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You! ...I like you. 8D Here, have a fish. *Tosses*


Well, see, that's your problem. Cults are great. o wo You get a bunch of people to worship you, then some heroes learn about your cult and kill them, and then you use the memetic knowledge implanted in them to turn them and spread your cult to new places...


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Yeah, but I'm already here. o vo/ Outer Gods, represented!

Also I canonically outrank the Great Old Ones, so yeah.


Well, I mean, of course I would. I'm the smart one behind the GM screen, and I know it's kind of dumb to spend tons and tons of time asking for rolls when A) We've already done that, and B) It's really just wasting time. o vo~ That's not exactly fun, and this game has plenty of real challenges without trying to make this any harder than it really needs to be.


*Tosses popcorn into hair-mouths*

I want to hear more about this puppy. On a scale of yes to yes, how good of a boy is he?


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I WANT THE PUPPY.


32: You summon me.


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I can guarantee that the answer is not me. \owo/ Although I'm totally calling dibs on "most Lawful" and "most Chaotic".


I once met one of my followers when she got dropped into the room where the rest of the local pantheon put me in time-out. o wo/ Said character is definitely way up the bell-curve in meeting their deity, though. I physically manifest parts of myself around her to attack her enemies when she uses magic, since she gets it all from me. She sometimes summons bits of me just to feed me snacks, too.

...

The other mortals aren't nearly as in awe of this as they should be. v.v


*Whispers* Say you used Cure Serious Wounds on yourself while approaching the troll area and forgot to mention it earlier. Because healing up after previous fights is completely normal and it's easy to lose track of that in PbP given the slow speed, and especially with the recent site outage. Rednal will totally fall for it.


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In fairness, I'm in the habit of doing exactly what people tell me not to. o wo I can't be held responsible for that, so technically, this is your fault.


I think OP is asking if there are any deities with domains over the absurd extremes of characterizations, such as those who impulsively break every law they can because it's "chaotic". I feel like fewer people actually play such characters than the internet implies, but there are stories about them...


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Well, I might encourage people to be Chaotic Stupid when it's funny... but no, there aren't too many that encourage absurdity.


Silly mortals. o wo AM BARBARIAN was inside of us the whole time.

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Ripping out our spleens.


Why not just ask "What is the one thing you want us to know the least?"


Snkahahahahahahahahahaha.


Have you considered looking at my profile for inspiration?


Officially, the next one for me would probably be Liberation (Self-Realization).


I always like spreading to new worlds... muwahahahahaha.

Yidhra, the Dream Witch, Goddess of Paradoxes
Alignment: LN/CN
Domains: Chaos, Law, Madness
Subdomains: Whimsy, Legislation, Insanity
Portfolio: Paradoxes and things you ask about when you really should know better
Favored Weapon: Dagger
Symbol: A dot with three tendrils coming out of it contained in a circle.


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Or, you could create a new deity of balance through opposing extremes who accepts only neutral, lawful good, chaotic good, chaotic evil, and lawful evil clerics.

Also Lawful Neutral and Chaotic Neutral, but otherwise, hi. 8D


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Well, there's always me. 8D ...I mean, "good" is too much of a stretch, but I usually offer a few laughs.


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Are you sure you want the answer to that question?


Have you ever considered joining the Church of Yidhra? Thinking in fractals sounds like it would make you an excellent candidate...


Well, in that case...


*Puts on some comedy for the GM*


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Yidhra wonders what Doom will do when Doom realizes Spider-Man might actually be a worthy contender if given a decent lab and some time free from other responsibilities. o wo After all, life would be boring for Doom if Doom did not have people to one-up, right?


It's very definitely a coincidence. o wo


Quick Reference Bar. Also, it was Opi's magic that zapped the plant. Why was the DC different? 8D That's a good question. What a shame the GM's not here to answer it.

Ranged Touch Attack (Opi): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23

As Opi's tongue fumbled a name, a lemon-flavored pie hit her right in the face before vanishing. There was no other response from anything (or anyone) around you.


And curse those ships for having solid decks to walk on! DX


*Coughs* You asked about 'undiscovered' ruins, but the damage here was relatively recent, and people know where all the wrecked old towns are. Their locations aren't mysteries. Their contents, however, could be... and that's why specific wording with prophecies and seeking knowledge is fun!


I am an excellent deity to add to any setting. 8D Any at all.


Praise Yidhra. \owo/

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