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Cayden counts. even if he is new divine power.
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Can't really have this thread without me.
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Heyah.
Even after all these years, I still can't read that with mentally autocompleting it with "...it's me, Imoen."
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SHINY!
-Pounces on the Golden God-
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Heyah.Even after all these years, I still can't read that with mentally autocompleting it with "...it's me, Imoen."
It's been my standard greeting for years, even before I discovered BG.
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What is this, a gathering for peons?
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It's been my standard greeting for years, even before I discovered BG.Heyah.Even after all these years, I still can't read that with mentally autocompleting it with "...it's me, Imoen."
Why were you telling people you're Imoen before you even discovered Baldur's Gate?
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My first thought this morning, while slowly coming to consciousness, was: "Somewhere out there is a first-year college student named Imoen."
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I always suspected Quibble was a god.
He was probably one of those cases where they tell you to think of the face of your destroyer and you refused to think of anything until someone had a horrible idea by accident. I like to call it the Stantz phenomenon.
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This theological space is getting irritatingly crowded.
Who wants their Light of Judgement sandwich to the face first?
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I always suspected Quibble was a god.
My portfolio is pedantry, obscurantism, and first decade Simpsons scholarship. I only have the one domain, Quibbling, but its first level power is to infinitely delay the effects of any action by arguing over the meaning of the rules. My colors are ennui and fussiness and my sacred animal is a dung beetle who rolls up words instead of dung.
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My first thought this morning, while slowly coming to consciousness, was: "Somewhere out there is a first-year college student named Imoen."
You know I've still never played that game.
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You definitely should!
I'm aware.
Time and money, my dude. Time. And. Money.
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I was expecting... Different deities to show up...
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I was expecting... Different deities to show up...
NO ONE EXPECTS THE QUIBBLE INQUISITION!
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Oh no, no, trust me, it's not. There are some things you don't want to know. o wo
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Well, out of the goodness of my heart I will take you all under my wing.
We begin with tithings...
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Well, out of the goodness of my heart I will take you all under my wing.
We begin with tithings...
I will totally and humbly accept all cash you wish to give me.
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I will totally and humbly accept all cash you wish to give me.Well, out of the goodness of my heart I will take you all under my wing.
We begin with tithings...
And the student becomes the slightly better student.
Nice try though.
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I will totally and humbly accept all cash you wish to give me.Well, out of the goodness of my heart I will take you all under my wing.
We begin with tithings...
And the student becomes the slightly better student.
Nice try though.
No, but seriously, you should start giving cash to celestials. Otherwise “someone” might “accidentally” give “adventurers” the “idea” that your “extremely necessary” farming regions (a huge cash-generating element that is, by default and necessity, poorly protected) “might possibly” have “slaves” that “need freeing” (and/or “have treasure” to “plunder” - as “appropriate” for “motivation,” you know).
I mean, I’m not saying that will happen if you don’t, it just seems like a natural consequence of actions taken so far.
(No service is guaranteed, no exchanges, substitutions or refunds.)
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Well, out of the goodness of my heart I will take you all under my wing.
We begin with tithings...
O-oh tithings of comforting hair, comforting hair,
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Who needs tithes when you can snipe worthless maggot humans from on high with divine radiance? Uwheeheeheehee!!!
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Who needs tithes when you can snipe worthless maggot humans from on high with divine radiance? Uwheeheeheehee!!!
Some god you are. You got killed by a dozen humans, a yeti, and a dancing winged pig with a knob on his head.
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Who needs tithes when you can snipe worthless maggot humans from on high with divine radiance? Uwheeheeheehee!!!Some god you are. You got killed by a dozen humans, a yeti, and a dancing winged pig with a knob on his head.
Silence, worm! That never happened.
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*Burps* In limitless universes, you still got owned by that lame posse.
I took out a superhero team while blackout drunk.
I made my own microverse.
I destroyed the galactic government.
I *burps* saved Earth repeatedly.
I can turn garbage into a vehicle that brokered world peace between humans and psychic *burps* spiders.
I banged a multitude personality that inhabited an entire planet.
I make sentient life just to *burps* serve me butter.
I'm a music sensation and Get Shwifty all day.
I destroyed a citadel full of alternative universe versions of my own damn self!
I can do anything I want, but only if I feel like it.
I'm more god than any of you.
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Having followers seems like so much work. You have to make appearances and occasionally grant them spells. I'm to lazy for that.
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Well you don't have to grant...
I mean yes, I suppose you're right, godhood isn't for everyone.
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I mean sure the perks are nice, but what about the me time?
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Having followers seems like so much work. You have to make appearances and occasionally grant them spells. I'm to lazy for that.
Subcontract it to India. Vishnu's got any number of avatars sitting around with nothing to do except churn the occasional sea of milk.
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*Burps* In limitless universes, you still got owned by that lame posse.
I took out a superhero team while blackout drunk.
I made my own microverse.
I destroyed the galactic government.
I *burps* saved Earth repeatedly.
I can turn garbage into a vehicle that brokered world peace between humans and psychic *burps* spiders.
I banged a multitude personality that inhabited an entire planet.
I make sentient life just to *burps* serve me butter.
I'm a music sensation and Get Shwifty all day.
I destroyed a citadel full of alternative universe versions of my own damn self!
I can do anything I want, but only if I feel like it.I'm more god than any of you.
Wow, they'll let just any hack in these days, huh?
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Wow, they'll let just any hack in these days, huh?
No, they didn't *burp* let me in.
Portal gun.
Security is a joke.
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I am pretty awesome as well as being a god so I guess you should all thank me for my presence here to make you all a little more awesome.
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It seems a lot of you are rather uppity, so I just want to clarify that this thread is for actual gods and their sycophantic representatives.
It is not my intention for there to be false divinity here, which is frankly outrageous.
Please pay tithings on your way out.
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There are no *burps* gods, Razzle, especially not a trumped up stage magician who can't even *burps* cheat death. What? Surprised I knew? I know everything. I'm the smartest thing in any universe *burps* anywhere. I mean, immortality isn't that hard. All you need is a few tanks, a little genetic manipulation, some means of transferred consciousness, and to not live in some backwoods River Kingdom.
Whatever, this place blows. I'm gonna find Morty and find a universe that isn't full of blowhards that think just because people worship you that you're something *burps* special. Let me...let me tell you something...worship is just a sign that you need other people's approval. I don't need you telling me what is and isn't divine. There's infinite universes where none of you are *burps* special. So you can take your religions and stuff them.
*burps again, grumbles and staggers off to find some more liquor*
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Charming fellow.
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I think I was making everyone a little more awesome here because of my mere presence.